GrouchyTurtle
@grouchyturtle.bsky.social
Vegan, MTG gaming, Hockey
(I only play bad decks)
Now GrouchyTurtle on MTGO!
(I only play bad decks)
Now GrouchyTurtle on MTGO!
I mean come on, who doesn’t want to shallow grave this bad boy and attack for 10,000?!
June 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I mean come on, who doesn’t want to shallow grave this bad boy and attack for 10,000?!
I’m not one for ban discourse. But when you’re able to 5-0 with lingering souls in the year 2025 maybe something in the shell is a little too good…
(It’s lingering souls, lingering souls is what’s pushing it over the top)
(It’s lingering souls, lingering souls is what’s pushing it over the top)
June 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m not one for ban discourse. But when you’re able to 5-0 with lingering souls in the year 2025 maybe something in the shell is a little too good…
(It’s lingering souls, lingering souls is what’s pushing it over the top)
(It’s lingering souls, lingering souls is what’s pushing it over the top)
Challenge top 4 with PO fleshraker. Deck Busto
The Tony Scapone special, he knows how to chef up a list
The Tony Scapone special, he knows how to chef up a list
March 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Challenge top 4 with PO fleshraker. Deck Busto
The Tony Scapone special, he knows how to chef up a list
The Tony Scapone special, he knows how to chef up a list
Got Second place in the legacy challenge tonight with my fair creature juke SB plan.
close to winning it all but not close enough!
close to winning it all but not close enough!
February 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Got Second place in the legacy challenge tonight with my fair creature juke SB plan.
close to winning it all but not close enough!
close to winning it all but not close enough!
🏆SMOOPS TROPHY ALERT 🏆
was 2-0 in the league and contemplated dropping with how bad the SB plan felt, I stuck with it and well...
Oops is too strong yo, it just wins
Beating my archnemesis matchup doomsday for the trophy felt soooooo good >:)
was 2-0 in the league and contemplated dropping with how bad the SB plan felt, I stuck with it and well...
Oops is too strong yo, it just wins
Beating my archnemesis matchup doomsday for the trophy felt soooooo good >:)
February 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
🏆SMOOPS TROPHY ALERT 🏆
was 2-0 in the league and contemplated dropping with how bad the SB plan felt, I stuck with it and well...
Oops is too strong yo, it just wins
Beating my archnemesis matchup doomsday for the trophy felt soooooo good >:)
was 2-0 in the league and contemplated dropping with how bad the SB plan felt, I stuck with it and well...
Oops is too strong yo, it just wins
Beating my archnemesis matchup doomsday for the trophy felt soooooo good >:)
🏆 Oops! all bangers SB trophy 🏆
I had the idea to pair no pact of negations + a creature juke plan this morning and was instantly rewarded with some hardware
once again Oops continues to be strong and you can really do whatever as long as you keep the basic shell intact 🤷♂️
I had the idea to pair no pact of negations + a creature juke plan this morning and was instantly rewarded with some hardware
once again Oops continues to be strong and you can really do whatever as long as you keep the basic shell intact 🤷♂️
February 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🏆 Oops! all bangers SB trophy 🏆
I had the idea to pair no pact of negations + a creature juke plan this morning and was instantly rewarded with some hardware
once again Oops continues to be strong and you can really do whatever as long as you keep the basic shell intact 🤷♂️
I had the idea to pair no pact of negations + a creature juke plan this morning and was instantly rewarded with some hardware
once again Oops continues to be strong and you can really do whatever as long as you keep the basic shell intact 🤷♂️
🚨 Oops Trophy alert 🚨
Belcher + Spoils of the vault is a match made in heaven.
Spoils is the GOAT
haters will say it’s fake 😎
Belcher + Spoils of the vault is a match made in heaven.
Spoils is the GOAT
haters will say it’s fake 😎
February 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
🚨 Oops Trophy alert 🚨
Belcher + Spoils of the vault is a match made in heaven.
Spoils is the GOAT
haters will say it’s fake 😎
Belcher + Spoils of the vault is a match made in heaven.
Spoils is the GOAT
haters will say it’s fake 😎
Oops trophy 🏆
Deck is just way too strong for its own good. AND IMMA KEEP ABUSING IT WHILE I CAN. (SB pretty much doesn’t matter honestly, I think that belchers is good but past that everything is a big 🤷♂️)
Deck is just way too strong for its own good. AND IMMA KEEP ABUSING IT WHILE I CAN. (SB pretty much doesn’t matter honestly, I think that belchers is good but past that everything is a big 🤷♂️)
February 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oops trophy 🏆
Deck is just way too strong for its own good. AND IMMA KEEP ABUSING IT WHILE I CAN. (SB pretty much doesn’t matter honestly, I think that belchers is good but past that everything is a big 🤷♂️)
Deck is just way too strong for its own good. AND IMMA KEEP ABUSING IT WHILE I CAN. (SB pretty much doesn’t matter honestly, I think that belchers is good but past that everything is a big 🤷♂️)
I like mine more
February 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I like mine more
Challenge WIN!!
8-1 with Oops! All Spells🏆🏆
(Didn’t cast lively dirge ever 😔, Belcher was MVP 😮💨)
2-0 Oops
2-0 Delver
1-2 cloudpost
2-1 esper blade
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
2-0 mystic forge
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
@fireshoes.bsky.social value tag 😎😎
8-1 with Oops! All Spells🏆🏆
(Didn’t cast lively dirge ever 😔, Belcher was MVP 😮💨)
2-0 Oops
2-0 Delver
1-2 cloudpost
2-1 esper blade
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
2-0 mystic forge
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
@fireshoes.bsky.social value tag 😎😎
February 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Challenge WIN!!
8-1 with Oops! All Spells🏆🏆
(Didn’t cast lively dirge ever 😔, Belcher was MVP 😮💨)
2-0 Oops
2-0 Delver
1-2 cloudpost
2-1 esper blade
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
2-0 mystic forge
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
@fireshoes.bsky.social value tag 😎😎
8-1 with Oops! All Spells🏆🏆
(Didn’t cast lively dirge ever 😔, Belcher was MVP 😮💨)
2-0 Oops
2-0 Delver
1-2 cloudpost
2-1 esper blade
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
2-0 mystic forge
2-1 UB reanimator
2-0 eldrazi
@fireshoes.bsky.social value tag 😎😎
Trophy #2 of the season this time with a UB version of oops. I was getting fed up with losing to things like double leyline of the void so I wanted the oracles. Decided to try FoW for prison/stompy matchups and even with the incredibly low U count (17 after boarding) it felt great in the matchup
January 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trophy #2 of the season this time with a UB version of oops. I was getting fed up with losing to things like double leyline of the void so I wanted the oracles. Decided to try FoW for prison/stompy matchups and even with the incredibly low U count (17 after boarding) it felt great in the matchup
Started playing some more mtgo again and got a trophy with this sweet oops list!
(Not sure if lively dirge or ring are actually good yet, but they have been impressive so far!)
(Not sure if lively dirge or ring are actually good yet, but they have been impressive so far!)
January 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Started playing some more mtgo again and got a trophy with this sweet oops list!
(Not sure if lively dirge or ring are actually good yet, but they have been impressive so far!)
(Not sure if lively dirge or ring are actually good yet, but they have been impressive so far!)
Ain’t no format like a diddymurk standard
December 10, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Ain’t no format like a diddymurk standard
Finished 5-2 top 16 in challenge tonight with a LOT of sloppy play using @gerryt.bsky.social ‘s R/G list having not really touched standard before.
Added in royal treatments since no monstrous rage.
No notes on list it felt solid.
Added in royal treatments since no monstrous rage.
No notes on list it felt solid.
December 9, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Finished 5-2 top 16 in challenge tonight with a LOT of sloppy play using @gerryt.bsky.social ‘s R/G list having not really touched standard before.
Added in royal treatments since no monstrous rage.
No notes on list it felt solid.
Added in royal treatments since no monstrous rage.
No notes on list it felt solid.
I love how they felt the need to message me after the game @mtgosalt.bsky.social
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 AM
I love how they felt the need to message me after the game @mtgosalt.bsky.social
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
December 1, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Finished 7-2 in the 350 player legacy showcase challenge which was good for 23rd with my breakers 😭playing a deck I hadn’t touched before today. FROG IS BUSTED. Also the 61st card griselbrand was real good, the extra fatty to dump to frog and thoughtseize was clutch all day.
@fireshoes.bsky.social
@fireshoes.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Finished 7-2 in the 350 player legacy showcase challenge which was good for 23rd with my breakers 😭playing a deck I hadn’t touched before today. FROG IS BUSTED. Also the 61st card griselbrand was real good, the extra fatty to dump to frog and thoughtseize was clutch all day.
@fireshoes.bsky.social
@fireshoes.bsky.social
#1 Talon Gates of Madara
(This one’s just a vibe)
(This one’s just a vibe)
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
#1 Talon Gates of Madara
(This one’s just a vibe)
(This one’s just a vibe)
#2 Batterskull
*bonk*
*bonk*
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
#2 Batterskull
*bonk*
*bonk*
#3 Memory’s Journey
(For when id want to learn something about myself)
(For when id want to learn something about myself)
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
#3 Memory’s Journey
(For when id want to learn something about myself)
(For when id want to learn something about myself)
#4 Unholy Heat
(Contrary to popular belief bro looks kinda chill 🥶)
(Contrary to popular belief bro looks kinda chill 🥶)
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
#4 Unholy Heat
(Contrary to popular belief bro looks kinda chill 🥶)
(Contrary to popular belief bro looks kinda chill 🥶)
Top 5 cards I’d want to get a beer with.
#5 Infernal tutor
(Id definitely be a good student I swear)
#5 Infernal tutor
(Id definitely be a good student I swear)
November 16, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Top 5 cards I’d want to get a beer with.
#5 Infernal tutor
(Id definitely be a good student I swear)
#5 Infernal tutor
(Id definitely be a good student I swear)
Maybe this will find the legacy oops all spells gamers algorithm who will get the joke
November 16, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Maybe this will find the legacy oops all spells gamers algorithm who will get the joke