Me, Groucho
@grouchounderground.bsky.social
Your Billions cannot stop me from posting, moron. Big Idiot, Now Available for BlueSky. He/Him. 18+ dude. Dumb White. Bisexual. Autistic! Call me Groucho.
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Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Context: this speech is from SIR THOMAS MORE, a history written, as near as scholars can tell, in the early 1600s by 6 or 7 people including Dekker, Heywood, Chettle, Shakespeare, and Munday.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
It was never performed, because Jacobean England was a police state and it was banned by the censor.
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
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Only three more weeks of this before the majority dem position becomes "defund iceBut Not By Too Much!!!" And if they receive any pushback on that itll be back to reaching across the isle to find a solution that the bloodthirsty murdering forces of hell are also happy with. Hate them hate them hate
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Only three more weeks of this before the majority dem position becomes "defund iceBut Not By Too Much!!!" And if they receive any pushback on that itll be back to reaching across the isle to find a solution that the bloodthirsty murdering forces of hell are also happy with. Hate them hate them hate
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Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Immigration is a fake problem. We have politicians on the one hand who want to use immigrants as scapegoats for our real ones and politicians on the other who are too cowardly to stand against them and tell the truth. That is the entire situation. Until that changes, people will continue to die.
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you cant understand the fucking fear i went through
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
you cant understand the fucking fear i went through
Why the hell're people always trying to turn Spamton into a Columbo-style hot-cause-he's-tired dadbod sex icon. Y'all are the same weirdos who thought Bill Cipher should be hot
Spamton is like a don bluth villain, he's at best uncannily alluring but only because he's GROSS
NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND
Spamton is like a don bluth villain, he's at best uncannily alluring but only because he's GROSS
NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Why the hell're people always trying to turn Spamton into a Columbo-style hot-cause-he's-tired dadbod sex icon. Y'all are the same weirdos who thought Bill Cipher should be hot
Spamton is like a don bluth villain, he's at best uncannily alluring but only because he's GROSS
NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND
Spamton is like a don bluth villain, he's at best uncannily alluring but only because he's GROSS
NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND
I’m trying to solve an impossible audio bug on my computer while ignoring a mountain of repressed grief and let me tell you I feel like Chuck McGill destroying the walls of his house with a fireaxe and ripping the wires out
January 14, 2026 at 7:51 AM
I’m trying to solve an impossible audio bug on my computer while ignoring a mountain of repressed grief and let me tell you I feel like Chuck McGill destroying the walls of his house with a fireaxe and ripping the wires out
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still waiting for evidence that the democratic party has any intention of stopping the nazis
January 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
still waiting for evidence that the democratic party has any intention of stopping the nazis
Endless, endless reckoning (but only for the self)
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Endless, endless reckoning (but only for the self)
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
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Peridot Frieza Solider
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Peridot Frieza Solider
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Hopefully scientists are working on powerful new ways to chill me out
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Hopefully scientists are working on powerful new ways to chill me out
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Painting based on a “face” I saw in the wood grain patterns of the floor in my room at the psychward. Acrylic on 16”x20” canvas. (2022)
February 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Painting based on a “face” I saw in the wood grain patterns of the floor in my room at the psychward. Acrylic on 16”x20” canvas. (2022)
I remember I once promised my best friend that things would get better, and she said “you don’t know that”. I pointed out that, when she tells me things will get better, she doesn’t know that for sure either. But we say it anyway, because hoping is better than not.
could really use that rn
could really use that rn
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I remember I once promised my best friend that things would get better, and she said “you don’t know that”. I pointed out that, when she tells me things will get better, she doesn’t know that for sure either. But we say it anyway, because hoping is better than not.
could really use that rn
could really use that rn
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They'll ask Trump about the ICE shooting, and he'll say that it should happen more often than it does, and there will be no blowback to that.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
They'll ask Trump about the ICE shooting, and he'll say that it should happen more often than it does, and there will be no blowback to that.
I'm thirty today
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 AM
I'm thirty today
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Unsounded concluded in August! Please welcome its direct sequel, "THE RED COST," now live with a 25 page prologue to start things off (nudity warning)! Enjoy❤️
www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...
Regular updates begin next Monday!
www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...
Regular updates begin next Monday!
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Unsounded concluded in August! Please welcome its direct sequel, "THE RED COST," now live with a 25 page prologue to start things off (nudity warning)! Enjoy❤️
www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...
Regular updates begin next Monday!
www.casualvillain.com/Unsounded/Th...
Regular updates begin next Monday!
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Israel bombed Palestine but did it stop there or did it stop in Lebanon or did it stop in Syria or did it stop in Yemen or did it stop in Iran or did it stop in Qatar? That is your future.
This is beyond Maduro and I will never concede to the motivations of American jingoism now that all of Latin America is on the table to be bombed.
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Israel bombed Palestine but did it stop there or did it stop in Lebanon or did it stop in Syria or did it stop in Yemen or did it stop in Iran or did it stop in Qatar? That is your future.
Think ill be deleting this app for. foreseeable future
Cant even call it detoxing. There is no escape. The coffin is already buried and filling with water. Just need one less gushing crack please. Anything.
it continues
Cant even call it detoxing. There is no escape. The coffin is already buried and filling with water. Just need one less gushing crack please. Anything.
it continues
January 3, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Think ill be deleting this app for. foreseeable future
Cant even call it detoxing. There is no escape. The coffin is already buried and filling with water. Just need one less gushing crack please. Anything.
it continues
Cant even call it detoxing. There is no escape. The coffin is already buried and filling with water. Just need one less gushing crack please. Anything.
it continues
The level of international and internal apathy and inaction is indistinguishable to me from world leaders just sending men out into the streets of their nations with flamethrowers to just start burning everyone and everything.
Nobody with the means cares. Nothing that matters, matters. Hell. Hell.
Nobody with the means cares. Nothing that matters, matters. Hell. Hell.
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The level of international and internal apathy and inaction is indistinguishable to me from world leaders just sending men out into the streets of their nations with flamethrowers to just start burning everyone and everything.
Nobody with the means cares. Nothing that matters, matters. Hell. Hell.
Nobody with the means cares. Nothing that matters, matters. Hell. Hell.
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we live in a deeply evil world and im not sure how to deal with that
January 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
we live in a deeply evil world and im not sure how to deal with that