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Grip Grand
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Musician, for tax purposes. You may google me.

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Grip Grand @gripgrand.bsky.social · Nov 11
Coke is an energy drink
Dr. Pepper is medicine
Ginger-Ale is an elixir
Sprite is disinfectant
Wild Cherry Pepsi is a treat
Diet Coke is a cigarette
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Found this copy of the classic LucasArts PC game Grim Fandango (1998) at work, MINT condition, factory sealed, in shrink, with all the fun stickers (“FREE INSIDE! Day of the Tentacle”) and its original CompUSA price tag. Extremely rare grail. Had to share in case anyone out there is into video games
An original edition copy of the classic LucasArts PC game Grim Fandango (1998) in MINT condition, factory sealed in shrinkwrap, with stickers that say “Limited Time Offer!” and “FREE INSIDE! Day of the Tentacle”. It still has its original price tag of $44.99 from CompUSA
August 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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My toxic trait is hanging the toilet paper upside down
April 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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using hypnotism to convince my kids that they want to see a 35mm print of Mulholland Drive at the local art house tonight
March 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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went to a cute old classic American diner & pie shop today and the food fucking sucked, you hate to see it
February 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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when they give me the inception maze test
A maze that reveals the grinning cartoon head of scooby doo
February 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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is having a “drafts” function against the law on here or what, sometimes I wanna say something but not right away
February 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Mid-20th-century brass bunny figure. Classic MCM style, made in Korea. Roughly the size of two large grapefruits.
A sleek, midcentury-modern-style sculptural brass figure depicting a rabbit at repose
February 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Colorful packaging for a box of Osram holiday lights, Germany, 1920s-30s
A rectangular cardboard box housing a string of candle-shaped electric lights. The cover depicts an angel driving a sleigh pulled by a single white reindeer, leaping toward a Christmas tree covered in light bulbs, set against a golden six-pointed star, all on a starry black background. This scene is framed in green with gold craquelure.
February 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Trilobite fossil in matrix (a term I learned, as it relates to paleontology, while researching this thing). My [6’2”] hand for comparison. 250-500 MILLION years old! And the fossil is pretty old too 🥁
a large man’s hand beside a much larger, serving-tray-sized trilobite fossil, millions of years old.
February 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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people who said I wouldn’t eat a 4000 calorie salad and half a baguette for dinner are real quiet right now
February 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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deleted the hell app from my phone so now my stupid and bad thoughts go here sorry suckers
February 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Hannah Lees “The Dark Device” pulp paperback cover art. A Dell mystery. 1949
The cover of a 1940’s pulp paperback mystery book. The cover reads “Hannah Lees — THE DARK DEVICE. A Dell Mystery. With crime map on back cover.” The Dell logo is a an eyeball peering through a keyhole. The cover art itself depicts a woman with a pale white face or perhaps wearing a porcelain mask. She has long wavy red hair. She appears to have a green ribbon or cap on her head. She is behind a profile view of the Grim Reaper, which hides the left half of her face. Old Death himself has a purple skull beneath his dark black robes, with a red pupil inside his empty black eye socket. His toothy grin is aligned with our redhead’s bright red lips. She looks shocked. Death smiles. The artwork is in flat, layered planes that appear to be airbrushed. The lettering is either yellow or white. The background of the image is late-evening blue.
February 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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getting in bed at 5pm to ponder imponderables
February 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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beautiful mid-20th-century fauvist-inspired landscape, oil on canvas, artist unknown
A vintage oil painting of a forest landscape in an abstracted Fauvist manner using bold segments of bright color. The painting depicts a path or river winding through the woods, leading toward mountains in the distant skyline.
February 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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One half of an antique stereograph card, late 19th or early 20th century.
The caption reads:
“Sacre-bleu! I have ze sad accident.”
One half of an antique stereograph card (the other half being identical, giving the image a three-dimensional appearance). Card is from the late 19th or early 20th century and features a man with long hair, a brightly shining almost-radiant monocle, a curly mustached van dyke beard situation, and a black string tie. He is wearing a shiny black suit and standing knock-kneed and pigeon toed on a stage covered in worn carpet and backed by a richly patterned fabric curtain. He is holding on to a small lectern or music stand that sits atop a now-tilting gold pole. The lectern matches a side curtain in color and pattern. A humorous caption at the bottom of the card reads, in serif-heavy Victorian type, “Sacre-bleu! I have ze sad accident.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Idk what to do on this platform so I’m pivoting to posting pics of the cool stuff I find at my job as a professional treasure hunter, for now.

Here are some fun vintage 1960s Barbie & Ken doll accessories!
A photo of an early 1960’s Mattel black-label Ken-doll Sweater. It has a a turquoise, black, and yellow argyle pattern and a V-neck with a thick black band. It is on a tiny Barbie clothes hanger. A jet-age 1960s Barbie-doll carry-on airline bag in white plastic with an MCM-style navy blue bird-in-flight logo and the words “FLY B.O.A.C.” with “BRITISH OVERSEAS AIRWAYS CORPORATION”
February 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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hey did y’all work out the kinks over here yet or what, I’m too exhausted to gauge the meta
January 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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you have $15 to build the perfect gf/bf!

— wants to date you ($15)

— lives within 1000 miles of you ($15)
December 28, 2024 at 7:45 PM
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considering getting thrown from a horse, as a bit
December 25, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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very disappointed to see Michelangelo attending this
December 14, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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just realized some men probably use chat gpt when they flirt and the whites of my eyes started bleeding
December 3, 2024 at 5:11 AM
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now watching Videodrome, a film that asks important questions like “who among us wouldn’t try to fuck our television if we were convinced Debby Harry was in there?”
November 30, 2024 at 7:46 AM
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schroedinger’s guy
kurtis-conner.bsky.social kurtis conner @kurtis-conner.bsky.social · Nov 30
there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:

1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
November 30, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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all my new followers appear to be porn bots which i guess is a change they made to make users migrating from twitter feel more at home
November 29, 2024 at 11:08 PM