GreyHeisenberg
@greyheisenberg91.bsky.social
Enjoyer of my girlfriend (@murphyleigh.bsky.social), quality tv shows, fantasy/sci fi books, football, fantasy football, video games, not being a dick, weed, music, and general chillness.
Was GreyHeisenberg on Twitter previously too
Was GreyHeisenberg on Twitter previously too
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Alarmed to realize many of my money-making rosters are hinging on TLaw vs Denver this week 😬
December 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Alarmed to realize many of my money-making rosters are hinging on TLaw vs Denver this week 😬
All my playoff teams with Puka on em feel deeply cursed all of a sudden
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
All my playoff teams with Puka on em feel deeply cursed all of a sudden
Paramount is so bad that I too am rooting for a Netflix-WB merger despite hating it, strange days
NEW YORK (AP) — Warner Bros asks shareholders to reject takeover bid from Paramount, saying merger with Netflix is better for customers.
December 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Paramount is so bad that I too am rooting for a Netflix-WB merger despite hating it, strange days
Made it to the playoffs in 10/13 leagues this year, which I love. Only 5 advancing to semis, but one of those is my #SFB15 squad that put in a great performance after barely hanging in there the first few rounds
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Made it to the playoffs in 10/13 leagues this year, which I love. Only 5 advancing to semis, but one of those is my #SFB15 squad that put in a great performance after barely hanging in there the first few rounds
The fam all has strep throat, so I know that I’m next
a woman in a hoodie says doomed in front of a locker .
ALT: a woman in a hoodie says doomed in front of a locker .
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December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The fam all has strep throat, so I know that I’m next
This shit kicked in halfway through an episode of Pluribus which had us so fucked up, I just played the Food Chain episode of Adventure Time tho and that was amazing
My girlfriend brought these home from a CBD store at the mall and now we are fighting for our lives tripping on shrooms wtf lol
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This shit kicked in halfway through an episode of Pluribus which had us so fucked up, I just played the Food Chain episode of Adventure Time tho and that was amazing
My girlfriend brought these home from a CBD store at the mall and now we are fighting for our lives tripping on shrooms wtf lol
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My girlfriend brought these home from a CBD store at the mall and now we are fighting for our lives tripping on shrooms wtf lol
Most human certainly factors into my definition of best
Clearly not the best, but definitely the most human.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Most human certainly factors into my definition of best
I need more movies like Baby Driver. Something about the music and the energy or pacing make it pretty much a perfect movie in my book
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I need more movies like Baby Driver. Something about the music and the energy or pacing make it pretty much a perfect movie in my book
I am suddenly feeling like becoming a Shedeur stan for some reason
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨🚨
Deshaun Watson (Achilles) will have his 21-day practice window opened today.
Deshaun Watson (Achilles) will have his 21-day practice window opened today.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I am suddenly feeling like becoming a Shedeur stan for some reason
I know I’m late to the party, but Sinners was awesome
I’ve done so many chores this week, tonight I’m staying up late and getting high and watching movies with snacks.
First up is gonna be Sinners, but might stay up for a second for which I am accepting recommendations
First up is gonna be Sinners, but might stay up for a second for which I am accepting recommendations
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I know I’m late to the party, but Sinners was awesome
I’ve done so many chores this week, tonight I’m staying up late and getting high and watching movies with snacks.
First up is gonna be Sinners, but might stay up for a second for which I am accepting recommendations
First up is gonna be Sinners, but might stay up for a second for which I am accepting recommendations
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’ve done so many chores this week, tonight I’m staying up late and getting high and watching movies with snacks.
First up is gonna be Sinners, but might stay up for a second for which I am accepting recommendations
First up is gonna be Sinners, but might stay up for a second for which I am accepting recommendations
Why The Ravens Being Bad During The Season Is Actually A Good Thing For Their Playoff Hopes: A Story Of Cope, Part IV
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Why The Ravens Being Bad During The Season Is Actually A Good Thing For Their Playoff Hopes: A Story Of Cope, Part IV
Parkinson’s disease is a bitch
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Parkinson’s disease is a bitch
Didn’t photograph great because of the glare from the lights, but this is a painting my gf made and submitted to the Jacksonville Palestine Solidarity Network fundraiser today and I am so very proud of her.
The event was awesome it had great people, food, art, and performances
The event was awesome it had great people, food, art, and performances
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Didn’t photograph great because of the glare from the lights, but this is a painting my gf made and submitted to the Jacksonville Palestine Solidarity Network fundraiser today and I am so very proud of her.
The event was awesome it had great people, food, art, and performances
The event was awesome it had great people, food, art, and performances
A significant chunk of Dems just joined Repubs voting to condemn Socialism (as far as I know a meaningless capitulation but still cmon), meanwhile Trump is Mamdani’s biggest fan lol so weird
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A significant chunk of Dems just joined Repubs voting to condemn Socialism (as far as I know a meaningless capitulation but still cmon), meanwhile Trump is Mamdani’s biggest fan lol so weird
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In my latest on The Huddle, I put on my hat and crystal ball to predict the first round of 2026 fantasy football drafts, knowing what we know right now! 🏈
Is somebody not listed that should be in the first round? Or is a player way too low or high in this first round?
Let me know your thoughts!
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Is somebody not listed that should be in the first round? Or is a player way too low or high in this first round?
Let me know your thoughts!
👇
Analytical Darlings
Kevin takes an early look at 2026 drafts through an analytical lens.
www.thehuddle.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
In my latest on The Huddle, I put on my hat and crystal ball to predict the first round of 2026 fantasy football drafts, knowing what we know right now! 🏈
Is somebody not listed that should be in the first round? Or is a player way too low or high in this first round?
Let me know your thoughts!
👇
Is somebody not listed that should be in the first round? Or is a player way too low or high in this first round?
Let me know your thoughts!
👇
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It's Transgender Day of Remembrance and I just want to say that a world without trans people would be a rainbow with many colors missing. We are brighter and more colorful in this world because of trans people, and have lost too many too early. I love you for being more you than most of us can be
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's Transgender Day of Remembrance and I just want to say that a world without trans people would be a rainbow with many colors missing. We are brighter and more colorful in this world because of trans people, and have lost too many too early. I love you for being more you than most of us can be
Heading into #SFB15 playoffs as #179, I thought I would be at the bottom of the list because my league has the overall #1 team in SFB standings and he’s had me feeling like I was fighting for my life the entire season lol
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Heading into #SFB15 playoffs as #179, I thought I would be at the bottom of the list because my league has the overall #1 team in SFB standings and he’s had me feeling like I was fighting for my life the entire season lol
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RJ Harvey struggling? Aaron Jones Sr. reclaiming his throne? TreVeyon Henderson finally shining? And what about that tight end rewriting history 🤔
@herms.bsky.social breaks down all the fantasy usage trends and surprises from Week 11 ⬇️
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/rj-harve...
@herms.bsky.social breaks down all the fantasy usage trends and surprises from Week 11 ⬇️
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/rj-harve...
RJ Harvey? Aaron Jones Sr.? That and More in the Fantasy Usage Report
Players breaking out, players bouncing back -- C.H. Herms breaks down some of the notable usage takeaways of recent weeks.
ftnfantasy.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
RJ Harvey struggling? Aaron Jones Sr. reclaiming his throne? TreVeyon Henderson finally shining? And what about that tight end rewriting history 🤔
@herms.bsky.social breaks down all the fantasy usage trends and surprises from Week 11 ⬇️
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/rj-harve...
@herms.bsky.social breaks down all the fantasy usage trends and surprises from Week 11 ⬇️
ftnfantasy.com/nfl/rj-harve...
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Need someone for a WNBA dynasty league expansion draft! Who wants to have fun with a good group of people
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Need someone for a WNBA dynasty league expansion draft! Who wants to have fun with a good group of people
Just finished Act 1 of Expedition 33 and hoo boy this game has got me hooked with the story
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just finished Act 1 of Expedition 33 and hoo boy this game has got me hooked with the story
Eating corn dogs and cookies and just started Clair Obscur we are starting off very strong guys
My girlfriend is out of town for my birthday weekend, so she gifted me with a very large order of potent edibles 🥹
Gonna be home alone for the first weekend since I can remember + lots of gummies = shenanigans
Gonna be home alone for the first weekend since I can remember + lots of gummies = shenanigans
a man in a kitchen holding a cup and a carton of milk says let 's get weird
ALT: a man in a kitchen holding a cup and a carton of milk says let 's get weird
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November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Eating corn dogs and cookies and just started Clair Obscur we are starting off very strong guys
My girlfriend is out of town for my birthday weekend, so she gifted me with a very large order of potent edibles 🥹
Gonna be home alone for the first weekend since I can remember + lots of gummies = shenanigans
Gonna be home alone for the first weekend since I can remember + lots of gummies = shenanigans
a man in a kitchen holding a cup and a carton of milk says let 's get weird
ALT: a man in a kitchen holding a cup and a carton of milk says let 's get weird
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 AM
My girlfriend is out of town for my birthday weekend, so she gifted me with a very large order of potent edibles 🥹
Gonna be home alone for the first weekend since I can remember + lots of gummies = shenanigans
Gonna be home alone for the first weekend since I can remember + lots of gummies = shenanigans