Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine
gregoriusu.bsky.social
Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine
@gregoriusu.bsky.social
Artist, Cartoonist, Writer, Squirrel Wrangler, Jack of All Trades, Snarkster
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Venezuelan oil tanker seized? Are we now at war or is this simply an act of piracy?
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
QUICK! CALL ICE! EMERGENCY! Brown person REPLACES President Trump. Either that or his bronzer has gone #rancid #brownperson #greatreplacement #trump #ICE #Homelansecurity #bronzer
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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SKULL X BONES, the latest #antho from @joshuapalmatier.bsky.social is almost here. Pre-order now and snag 14 great stories, an epic cover and great interior art (including an #illo by dh @gregoriusu.bsky.social) just in time for the holidays!
ZNB online store: zombies-need-brains-llc.square.site
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
To avoid looking like they murdered Christmas with tariffs, the Trumpublicans announced they would change their name to
Trum-pum-pum-publicans
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I haz an interior drawing!
SKULL X BONES, the new #SFF #anthology from @joshuapalmatier.bsky.social, featuring interior art by DH @gregoriusu.bsky.social & Ariel Guzman, & great stories by 14 fabulous authors, will be released Dec. 14. Just in time for holiday giving! Pre-order now at .
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
#DJT sings:
I'm forever #blowing #Bubbas,
Pretty Bubbas with beautiful hair
They raise up high, nearly reach the sky,
Then once they cream, they fade and die.
Mine is always hiding, I've looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing Bubbas,
Pretty Bubbas with beautiful hair.
#trump #bubbles #bullettrain
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
#Porker-In-Chief calls a reporter #Piggy? Yup on Hog Pen One, our suave #president shut off a #reporter's question with "Quiet, Piggy!" From #Bloomberg #Trump should look in a #mirror sometime.
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I guess compromise with evil only makes you half-evil.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Schedule Your next event at the #WhiteHouse Come to the #OvalOffice to make your reservations. Only $10,000,000 a night. #trump #gold #tacky #offaloffice
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
In the last years of the Roman Republic, private citizens funded the legions--and bought the loyalty of the soldiers.
October 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The length of time between a banana being not ripe enough and becoming too ripe is five minutes (disclaimer--in my record collection is a recording of some of the original Chiquita Banana radio spots) #banana #chiquita #ripe #green #overripe
September 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
#Kimmel #Colbert Who's next? #ABC #Disney #CBS #Paramount have knuckled under to the #Trump #Regime. Will the #NYTimes suspend any of their columnists? The #washingtonpost ? #NBC ? The #firstamendment is dead unless you're so #farright , you're off the chart.
September 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Reposted by Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine
Jimmy Kimmel should have stuck to acceptable comments, like suggesting that homeless people be executed
September 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'd laugh if it wasn't so scary.
Found this on FB and yeah this about sums it up.
September 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Okay so no one is actually buying this, are they? I’m in my mid-forties and even I know this is not how 20-year-olds text each other. 🫩

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Read the text messages between Charlie Kirk accused and roommate
"You're joking, right????" the roommate responds in one message after the alleged gunman tells him he did it, according to court documents.
www.bbc.com
September 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I STAND with Jimmy Kimmel, his writers and production crew...🌞
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
SAG-AFTRA, WGA Blast Decision to Suspend Jimmy Kimmel: A ‘Type of Retaliation That Endangers Everyone’s Freedom’
The Writers Guild of America West and the Screen Actors Guild have released statements in support of Jimmy Kimmel.
variety.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
#boycott #abc #disney #kimmel #suspension #settlement #trump
Isn't it time we boycott ABC and Disney for knuckling over for Trump? This suspension of Jimmy Kimmel is simply proof that the #BoardofDirectors for #ABC-Disney are just #collaborators. Remember what the French did to them.
September 18, 2025 at 4:40 AM
BATSHIT OLD GUY IN WHITE HOUSE STILL BLAMES THE LEFT:
#Trump continues to blame #leftwing #radicals for shooting of #CharlieKirk despite confession by #far-right #Fuentesfan #tylerrobinson. He said, "A #right-left #war is in the interest of the country by taking its mind off the #Epstein #files."
September 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It IS the new normal.
🚨BREAKING: Massive police response at UMass Boston to an unconfirmed report of a shooting on campus.

UMass Boston initially urged the public to avoid part of its campus amid what it described as a "police incident" and later a "public safety threat."

This can't be the new normal.
September 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
#trump seeing #Yankees #Tigers #Game tonight. Let's give him a good #Bronxcheer
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Remember how #Republicans used to #claim #Democrats wanted a #policestate?
With #TRUMP in #power, #police_states are in BACK #IN_STYLE!
September 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM