Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine
gregoriusu.bsky.social
Greg Uchrin/IVCaffeine
@gregoriusu.bsky.social
Artist, Cartoonist, Writer, Squirrel Wrangler, Jack of All Trades, Snarkster
#Porker-In-Chief calls a reporter #Piggy? Yup on Hog Pen One, our suave #president shut off a #reporter's question with "Quiet, Piggy!" From #Bloomberg #Trump should look in a #mirror sometime.
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Schedule Your next event at the #WhiteHouse Come to the #OvalOffice to make your reservations. Only $10,000,000 a night. #trump #gold #tacky #offaloffice
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The length of time between a banana being not ripe enough and becoming too ripe is five minutes (disclaimer--in my record collection is a recording of some of the original Chiquita Banana radio spots) #banana #chiquita #ripe #green #overripe
September 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
#Kimmel #Colbert Who's next? #ABC #Disney #CBS #Paramount have knuckled under to the #Trump #Regime. Will the #NYTimes suspend any of their columnists? The #washingtonpost ? #NBC ? The #firstamendment is dead unless you're so #farright , you're off the chart.
September 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
#trump seeing #Yankees #Tigers #Game tonight. Let's give him a good #Bronxcheer
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
#Trump signs #ExecutiveOrder #protecting the #flag from lowlife #flag-burning. What about one to protect the flag from #nonconsensual #dryhumping?
August 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
At the #Trump #Putin #Summit : I'll take that #crèmebrûlée if nobody's eating it!
August 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Probably needs room for the slot machines and roulette tables.. Make America Garish Again with gold paint all over
#trump #ballroom #whitehouse #buckinghampalace #dancing #slotmachine #roulette #asshat #spastic #maga #garish #goldpaint
August 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
FLORIDA DUCK
And in other news, a Cape Coral, Florida neighborhood is now safe after being held hostage by a Muscovy Duck. "Jimmy" has been relocated to an animal sanctuary.
Here's a Muscovy duck, but not Jimmy, I'm afraid.
June 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD LEAF OR Comme une maison des chattes
Look at all the gold in here. BTW, you kids can SHARE that Barbie
#trump #Carney #WhiteHouse #Canada #OvalOffice #Gold #toomuchgold #Tasteless #CatHouse #Cat #Rubio #Clueless #NotForSale #share #Barbie #whoevergot30barbies #Christmas×
May 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU. Today we honor the Rebel Alliance against the Imperial Dictatorship set up by a rubberstamp legislature. No political subtext whatsoever.
May 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In the #frontrow too at #PopeFrancis #funeral (he was supposed to be in the #thirdrow, but he #whined until they seated him where everyone could watch him #snooze. And #Trump talked about #sleepyJoe ? And does he ONLY have a #bluesuit ? Not #black ? Or #charcoalgray ? #asleep #atthewheel
April 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Log Cabin Republicans--you get what you pay for:
March 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
LONG LIVE THE KING?
We have no kings in the United States. A President is not a king. After all the chaos that has been forced upon us since January, this is nothing to joke about. In view of the chaos that can be caused, this is not a joke. It's a promise and a threat.
God help the United States.
February 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
February 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Cylon Musk wants US to delete entire agencies. WH says Musk not in charge of DOGE. WTF is he mouthing off for? Who IS in charge? The kid????? Delete me Daddy, eight to the bar!
February 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yup, Elon Musk and cohorts have taken over the Treasury of the United States. The Suckretary of the Treasury said to a group of congressmen he was "too busy to meet with them."

Elon Musk is an undesirable alien who has taken illegal possession of the Treasury. He’s the guy who should be deported.
February 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Real Estate Opportunity--Yes, he went there
Donald Trump:
“I looked at a picture of Gaza… Gaza is like a massive demolition site… phenomenal location on the sea, best weather… Some beautiful things could be done with it.”
Faquing CACA!
January 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A little late, but nobody published the reverse shot. Besides, I had to recover enough from existential dread to draw it. PLEASE LIKE AND SHARE. #trump #trump2025 #inauguration #cartoon #digitalart #politics #politicalmemes #smallhands #orange #oath #existentialcrisis #existentialcrisismemes
January 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A bit late, but no one showed the reverse shot. Besides I had to recover enough from existential dread to draw it. #trump #trump2025 #inauguration #cartoon #digitalart #politics #politicalmemes #smallhands #orange #oath #existentialcrisis #existentialcrisismemes
January 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Been a dumpster fire of a year here, but it's almost over. Sorry it's not my usual high standard but my main computer crapped out. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
December 25, 2024 at 1:51 PM
So Orange Florida Man is using Jill Biden's picture to sell HIS perfumes and colognes (Fight, Fight and Fight) as if she'd GIVEN PERMISSION to use her image for commercial purposes. I know HE needs fragrance because...it depends.
x.com/WUTangKids/s...
December 9, 2024 at 3:45 AM
#APB : Be on the #lookout for a reasonably good-looking young man with unknown hair or eye color of average height and weight who may be wearing a non-descript #hoodie #Person_of_interest in #murder of #CEO #UHC whose #specialty was #denial of #health #insurance #claims
December 7, 2024 at 8:39 PM
A story from the week (delayed so it wasn't "too soon")
#tanka ON THE #russian #DEFENESTRATION #epidemic
#beware the #windows
In #petrograd and #moscow --
Sill-y? Not a bit!
Sash-ay not close to those fiends!
And take #panes to stay away!

#cartoon #comic #cynical #art
December 1, 2024 at 4:28 PM
bsky.app/profile/mmat... QRT w/ your black & white art 🖤🤍
November 30, 2024 at 6:30 PM