Earl Slay
@gregonthereg.bsky.social
gordon ramsay voice damn daniel
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staying in office until it looks like I drank from a false grail
May 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
staying in office until it looks like I drank from a false grail
Basically the entire plot of Tetsuo: The Iron Man just happened to me
May 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Basically the entire plot of Tetsuo: The Iron Man just happened to me
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A Once In A Twicetime Opportunity
April 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
A Once In A Twicetime Opportunity
Wiping away a tear as I release my pet bacterium into the wild
April 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Wiping away a tear as I release my pet bacterium into the wild
Oven-roasting a small version of myself
March 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Oven-roasting a small version of myself
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IK = I know
IKR = I know, right?
IYKYK = If you know you know
IKYKTINTTT = I know you know that I'm not telling the truth
IKR = I know, right?
IYKYK = If you know you know
IKYKTINTTT = I know you know that I'm not telling the truth
October 29, 2024 at 1:19 AM
IK = I know
IKR = I know, right?
IYKYK = If you know you know
IKYKTINTTT = I know you know that I'm not telling the truth
IKR = I know, right?
IYKYK = If you know you know
IKYKTINTTT = I know you know that I'm not telling the truth
Millennial Tarzan be like Do it for the vine
March 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Millennial Tarzan be like Do it for the vine
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season finale is this little buff guy cooking his own head in the oven
February 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
season finale is this little buff guy cooking his own head in the oven
Glans son or mons daughter?
February 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Glans son or mons daughter?
*trying to escape Jigsaw's needle pit trap but I slip and fall even deeper in*
Jigsaw: you really thought you ate that
Jigsaw: you really thought you ate that
February 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
*trying to escape Jigsaw's needle pit trap but I slip and fall even deeper in*
Jigsaw: you really thought you ate that
Jigsaw: you really thought you ate that
The sinking of the Titanic was the final hurrah of the American middle class
February 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The sinking of the Titanic was the final hurrah of the American middle class
I'm addicted to dropping the ball
January 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I'm addicted to dropping the ball
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girl flirting with the guy next to me: i need some fresh air, wanna come outside with me?
me, mysteriously: i need way fresher air than they have outside.
me, mysteriously: i need way fresher air than they have outside.
January 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
girl flirting with the guy next to me: i need some fresh air, wanna come outside with me?
me, mysteriously: i need way fresher air than they have outside.
me, mysteriously: i need way fresher air than they have outside.
Bro your Christmas gifts suck ass. You'd be better off giving them to me next Christmas so that I can dispose of them... properly
January 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Bro your Christmas gifts suck ass. You'd be better off giving them to me next Christmas so that I can dispose of them... properly
Dab pen got me talking like a Dragon's Dogma NPC
January 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dab pen got me talking like a Dragon's Dogma NPC
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your honor i slept weird last night
January 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
your honor i slept weird last night
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you tellin me a rat cooked this touille?
January 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
you tellin me a rat cooked this touille?
Feast of 7000 fishes
January 2, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Feast of 7000 fishes