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Elden Ted
@gravitysmacked.bsky.social
Twitter escapee. Powered by games, gadgets, and questionable life choices. Juggling #PlayStation, #Xbox, #PCGaming, and #Nintendo like a pro. #MUFC fanatic and #FPL sufferer.
Loving the unofficial Playdate magazine, Cranko. Amazing quality and a great read, absolutely recommended for Playdate fans cranknockout.com @play.date
Playdate. Order now!
It’s yellow. It fits in your pocket. There’s a crank. It comes with 24 free games to get you started. Say hi to Playdate from Panic.
play.date
October 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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the big picture
August 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I saw snake whilst walking today. I’ve never seen one in the UK before so thought I’d share
July 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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you're gonna wanna see this
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Snail shower.
June 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1.

Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.
June 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Today is the day. @play.date season two kicks off with Dig Dig Dino! and Fulcrum Defender from Subset Games. I interviewed @jarmustard.bsky.social earlier this year about Fulcrum Defender, and her battle with long Covid.

www.engadget.com/gaming/subse...
Subset Games co-founder Jay Ma went through hell to make Fulcrum Defender
For the past few years, Subset Games co-founder Jay Ma has been sick with long Covid. She made her latest game, Fulcrum Defender, to prove she could still do what she loves.
www.engadget.com
May 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
April 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Calvin’s moral test: Water balloon Susie! 💦 No cosmic stop sign—until she chases him! Why so late, universe? #CalvinAndHobbes #MoralFail
March 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I know it doesn't look like much, but this was peak racing realism.
March 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Possibly the greatest local news story Im going to see this year, and it’s only March
March 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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I built a Playstacean!
March 21, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.
March 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I’m being sued for recommending Palmer captain in FPL
February 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Spotted this on Reddit, brilliant 😂
January 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
trump memecoin is insane
YouTube video by voidzilla
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January 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Came to this video for the dunking on Elon Skum, stayed for the incredible vocal style:
ELON is the SADDEST "Gamer" EVER
YouTube video by The Chill Zone
youtu.be
January 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The Pac-Man episode of Secret Levels is dark AF.
January 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM