HanksMaster
grantdh89.bsky.social
HanksMaster
@grantdh89.bsky.social
moderator of the tom hanks fan forum’s general tom hanks chat subforum. Lame-os DNI
yeah this song is pretty good open.spotify.com/track/0lq9TE...
O Trem Azul
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November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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shedeur sanders’s dad is hall of famer deion sanders. like father, like son? only time will tell
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
it ought to be interesting to see who’s going to win the world series this year
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
the zeroth quarter is just wrapping up at soldier field. takeaways?
October 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
white boy SHOCKS waitress by ordering mexican food in perfect chinese
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
my partner saw the cover for half life 2 and said “why is that gothamchess”
October 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
wait a minute…meth AND phetamine? talk about a deadly combination…
October 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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People who 'contain multitudes' are just plain greedy.. share the wealth!
October 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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bro what is this diddy ahh sex im having 😭😭😭
September 17, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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If a NFL team owner would like to get to the end zone, he or she will first need to go to the ‘spend zone’ due to the high costs of owning and operating a NFL franchise.
September 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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since the falcons aren't my team i typically only say "goddamn falcons" out loud four or five times every sunday
September 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
you better lawyer up because i’m suing YOU!
August 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
August 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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If there's one thing I learned from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, it's that freaks like me are NGMI!
August 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
the definition of insanity is when you do the same thing again
August 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
ranking every layer in donkey kong bananza from worst to best, starting with:
17. feast layer
a bit much on the eyes and ears, and a bit long as well. it also felt strange to have it right at the end of the “normal” layers, but i love the touch of the missing animals + imitones. imitones are so cute
August 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Jichael My Balls
July 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
all aboard!
July 29, 2025 at 9:35 AM
darick jeeter. he plays of the yankees.
July 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Now that I’m older & I realized that they most likely paid for this out of pocket, this made me appreciate teachers more as they are criminally underpaid.
July 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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The em dash is a dead giveaway that the writer is trying to mark a strong break in the sentence
July 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
just got an ad that said “discover an experience… where no two moments… are like the next”
July 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
they’re listening to this in the groove layer open.spotify.com/track/05CLtD...
Timeline
Galaxy 2 Galaxy · Galaxy 2 Galaxy: A High Tech Jazz Compilation · Song · 2005
open.spotify.com
July 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
in in out burger
July 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM