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Patz
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My body is a temple...of doom.
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Don't expect me to follow back. If you follow and refollow to prompt me to follow back, I WILL block you.
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Today is my husband and I's 3rd marriage anniversary. We don't have any cash at the moment, so if anyone feels like donating a few bucks, I'd be very appreciative!!
My Cashapp is $heatherrr091
I also have PayPal & Venmo!

THANK YOU! ☺️🙏
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I've made a custom bsky feed for #BugFables !

It caches posts (barring replies) that mention Bug Fables and also filters out anything tagged as nsfw!

Check it out :)

bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I thought you were one of the few good news outlets. Fuck me, right?
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Just punch em in the fucking face to make sure they aren’t
New: a $60 mod to Meta's Ray-Ban glasses disables the privacy LED light. This is supposed to light when people are filming with the glasses. We bought the mod, verified it works. Now you can never be sure whether someone wearing Meta Ray-Bans is filming you or not
www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light
Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...
www.404media.co
October 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Got into an internet argument with an idiot about the risks of the measles vaccine, and after a few comments, I decided to outsource legwork to DeepSeek. I must be very careful and use this sparingly, not just because of the environmental impact, but because it can creep into other parts of my life.
October 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My company partnered with the organization behind fleet week, so it’s back on again 🫩
The noise is bad, but more than that, I feel bad for the Ukrainian coworker who fled when Russia invaded and was traumatized by the sound of the planes.
Government shutdown means no fleet week, so no low-flying fighter jets. Massive W.
October 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yeah the Hades 2 ending is p bad. Rare Supergiant L.
October 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Apparently, asking for a social media website to not be managed by a transphobic white supremacist is too much.
October 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Medicaid cuts have started. Medicaid wants a third of my disability to cover costs of meds and services; i get 1550 for schiz and they want 426 from it. All so the wealthy get tax cuts.

I have military and college experience but can't get a part time job. Please repost so people know.
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Government shutdown means no fleet week, so no low-flying fighter jets. Massive W.
October 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Catch up, suckas
September 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Seeing Elon shake hands with Trump at Kirk’s funeral makes me wonder if their tiff was a kayfabe for Elon to say Trump is in the Epstein files, just for him to not be in the Epstein files. Hasn’t he orchestrated ploys like that before?
September 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Dad thinks we should cut Disney and ABC some slack and not cancel our Hulu because he actually thinks Trump would make good on his threat to revoke their license.

Cancel your Hulu and Disney+ subscriptions.
September 20, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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getting the special starbucks order honoring charlie kirk (flat white with a hole poked in the side of the cup)
September 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Hit them in their pocket book!
September 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Sitting on a bench outside of work having closed up after a long day when I had this exchange with a woman walking by.

Her: “are you the manager here?”
Me: ”front desk.”
Her: “do you have cocaine?”
Me: (poker face) “No.”
Her: (pouts like a child) “:( oh well. Nice to meet you!” (Keeps walking)

Mfw
September 18, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The future of your skin color when everything's transient and it's all eventually going to mix together anyway has to be one of the top ten corniest things to worry about, actually
September 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
How are people getting fired from their jobs for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death

Not saying this in a “I can’t believe the employers are firing people for this,” more like “I can’t believe people are actually putting identifying details on their profile”

Online safety 101 says to never post that
September 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Phew, almost ruined the vibe at dinner by talking about why today was a great day for terminally online leftists.
September 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Seems like he just wanted to see if friendly fire was a thing in this game.
September 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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The FBI investigated and found that the >200 B0 mb threats all came from Russian email domains

www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/co...
From the MapPorn community on Reddit: Map of over 200 bomb threats that occurred during the 2024 US Presidential Elections (link in comments)
Explore this post and more from the MapPorn community
www.reddit.com
September 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Fairly convinced that people who are clutching their pearls over people celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk are either 1. conservatives, or 2. unaware of Charlie Kirk's work.
September 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM