Lauren
@gramnegativity.bsky.social
assistant teaching professor of microbiology | seattle enjoyer, king of the hill expert, tattoo enthusiast, & bacterial geneticist | she/her | personal account
man it's so cool that to turn off AI slop in gmail you also must turn off, no joke, spellcheck
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 PM
man it's so cool that to turn off AI slop in gmail you also must turn off, no joke, spellcheck
The school where I did my undergrad has this ridiculous and extremely ill-advised mailing list that all (ALL) students, faculty, staff, and alumni can not only subscribe to but also freely post to
January 27, 2026 at 5:59 AM
The school where I did my undergrad has this ridiculous and extremely ill-advised mailing list that all (ALL) students, faculty, staff, and alumni can not only subscribe to but also freely post to
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Just in general, folks, if you see a "leftish" argument-- like "that's ableism/racism/sexism" for an extremely popular and effective protest tactic, guess what! It's not any of those things!
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Just in general, folks, if you see a "leftish" argument-- like "that's ableism/racism/sexism" for an extremely popular and effective protest tactic, guess what! It's not any of those things!
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"i was wrong, it's fascism"
interesting, will you be valuing political insights of the people who were right more
"no"
will the atlantic be giving jobs of political commentary and analysis to anybody who was right from the start?
"no"
fascinating! wonder why that is.
interesting, will you be valuing political insights of the people who were right more
"no"
will the atlantic be giving jobs of political commentary and analysis to anybody who was right from the start?
"no"
fascinating! wonder why that is.
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
"i was wrong, it's fascism"
interesting, will you be valuing political insights of the people who were right more
"no"
will the atlantic be giving jobs of political commentary and analysis to anybody who was right from the start?
"no"
fascinating! wonder why that is.
interesting, will you be valuing political insights of the people who were right more
"no"
will the atlantic be giving jobs of political commentary and analysis to anybody who was right from the start?
"no"
fascinating! wonder why that is.
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There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
There’s a rally going on in Boston rn and they’re chanting “we’re not cold, we’re not afraid, MN taught us to be brave!” and I might cry
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solidarity forever
Today is the day. Right now hundreds of Minnesota businesses and institutions are shut down. Thousands of people are refusing to work. There’s a massive picket at the airport. Minnesota’s resistance to ICE today is changing the tenor our fight against fascism.
www.jphilll.com/p/the-first-...
www.jphilll.com/p/the-first-...
The first General Strike in 80 years
We're at war, and now people are fighting back like never before
www.jphilll.com
January 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
solidarity forever
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ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
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it is extremely easy to draw a through line from university admins calling riot police in to beat their students, ordering expulsions, detaining and brutalizing journalists, and firing faculty to the on-the-ground reality of federal repression. and we should draw this line as frequently as possible.
January 23, 2026 at 4:41 PM
it is extremely easy to draw a through line from university admins calling riot police in to beat their students, ordering expulsions, detaining and brutalizing journalists, and firing faculty to the on-the-ground reality of federal repression. and we should draw this line as frequently as possible.
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As clergy pray, arrests begin
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
As clergy pray, arrests begin
absolutely worth a read if you need a laugh today
January 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
absolutely worth a read if you need a laugh today
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Seattle Public Schools warned that ICE agents might be trying to draw out families who intended to bring their children home from school after news of ICE activity.
Two Seattle schools shelter in place due to reported ICE activity
www.seattletimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Seattle Public Schools warned that ICE agents might be trying to draw out families who intended to bring their children home from school after news of ICE activity.
this weekend we sold our guest bed and mattress as a first step towards converting the room to a nursery and man it’s really feeling real now 🥹
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 AM
this weekend we sold our guest bed and mattress as a first step towards converting the room to a nursery and man it’s really feeling real now 🥹
destroying any goodwill I had earned at my new job by introducing nerds juicy gummy clusters to my fellow teaching faculty
January 17, 2026 at 1:23 AM
destroying any goodwill I had earned at my new job by introducing nerds juicy gummy clusters to my fellow teaching faculty
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Fellow faculty - I don't know about you but I'm beyond stressed about starting the semester right now
I bet it's even harder for our students.
Now is time to double down on efforts to center empathy in our classrooms
How do you center empathy in your pedagogy? Share tips & best practices please!
I bet it's even harder for our students.
Now is time to double down on efforts to center empathy in our classrooms
How do you center empathy in your pedagogy? Share tips & best practices please!
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Fellow faculty - I don't know about you but I'm beyond stressed about starting the semester right now
I bet it's even harder for our students.
Now is time to double down on efforts to center empathy in our classrooms
How do you center empathy in your pedagogy? Share tips & best practices please!
I bet it's even harder for our students.
Now is time to double down on efforts to center empathy in our classrooms
How do you center empathy in your pedagogy? Share tips & best practices please!
one small victory for the day: department has agreed to buy me a maternity lab coat so I don't have to look [more] ridiculous wearing a super oversized one to teach 🧑🔬
January 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
one small victory for the day: department has agreed to buy me a maternity lab coat so I don't have to look [more] ridiculous wearing a super oversized one to teach 🧑🔬
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We are hiring new faculty!! Come join our amazing community in the Department of Molecular Microbiology at Washington University School of Medicine! The deadline for applications is 2/21, but applications will be reviewed on a rolling basis. facultyopportunities.wustl.edu/Posting/Deta...
Opportunity Details - Faculty Opportunities
facultyopportunities.wustl.edu
January 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
We are hiring new faculty!! Come join our amazing community in the Department of Molecular Microbiology at Washington University School of Medicine! The deadline for applications is 2/21, but applications will be reviewed on a rolling basis. facultyopportunities.wustl.edu/Posting/Deta...
It’s gonna be so weird not to be there this year 😭 if you’ve never been to this meeting before you should absolutely apply, and if you’re going, enjoy the inevitable poster session thunderstorm on my behalf
Registration is open for the 2026 Gordon Research Conference on Microbial Stress Response to be held on July 19-24 2026!! Submit your abstract by February 15th to be considered for a short talk. Apply now before it fills up!! Hope to see you there!! www.grc.org/microbial-st...
2026 Microbial Stress Response Conference GRC
The 2026 Gordon Research Conference on Microbial Stress Response will be held in South Hadley, Massachusetts. Apply today to reserve your spot.
www.grc.org
January 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
It’s gonna be so weird not to be there this year 😭 if you’ve never been to this meeting before you should absolutely apply, and if you’re going, enjoy the inevitable poster session thunderstorm on my behalf
It is Moby Dick marathon day once again! 🐳
Some people play Mozart for their baby; mine is going to come out taking the good old-fashioned ground that the whale is a fish
www.whalingmuseum.org/program/moby...
Some people play Mozart for their baby; mine is going to come out taking the good old-fashioned ground that the whale is a fish
www.whalingmuseum.org/program/moby...
» Moby-Dick Marathon 2026
www.whalingmuseum.org
January 3, 2026 at 8:23 PM
It is Moby Dick marathon day once again! 🐳
Some people play Mozart for their baby; mine is going to come out taking the good old-fashioned ground that the whale is a fish
www.whalingmuseum.org/program/moby...
Some people play Mozart for their baby; mine is going to come out taking the good old-fashioned ground that the whale is a fish
www.whalingmuseum.org/program/moby...
something tells me 2026 is going to be a good one 👀
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
something tells me 2026 is going to be a good one 👀
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Remember the instructor, Mel Curth, who was fired from the University of Oklahoma due to giving a 0 for an essay that didn't have citations & wasn't on topic? She is going to the president of the University to fight for her job back on Friday, Jan. 2. Sign this petition to support her: unfiremel.com
Defend OU Instructors and Academic Freedom
Faculty, staff, students, alumni, and community members,
The University of Oklahoma made national headlines this month after a routine grading dispute erupted into public controversy, leading OU to ...
unfiremel.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Remember the instructor, Mel Curth, who was fired from the University of Oklahoma due to giving a 0 for an essay that didn't have citations & wasn't on topic? She is going to the president of the University to fight for her job back on Friday, Jan. 2. Sign this petition to support her: unfiremel.com
cubs in five 2 just dropped
December 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
cubs in five 2 just dropped
jury’s still out on which list he’s on
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
jury’s still out on which list he’s on
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prolonged and exhausting
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
prolonged and exhausting