Graeme Allan 🟦
@graemeallan.bsky.social
#DoctorWho #Blender #composer #LEGO #tuba #cat
Invisible vampire strikes again!
February 13, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Invisible vampire strikes again!
I've had an iPad of some description for 13 years, and unluckily for me, today is the first time I've broken a screen. It's also been a matter of days since I removed the smart folio case which was falling to bits. There's no coincidence. Protect your screens, folks.
February 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I've had an iPad of some description for 13 years, and unluckily for me, today is the first time I've broken a screen. It's also been a matter of days since I removed the smart folio case which was falling to bits. There's no coincidence. Protect your screens, folks.
Went for an eye test yesterday. Still got the two. They threatened to charge me a fortune for new glasses but I uttered the magic words "I'm on the contact lens direct debit scheme" and the cost more than halved. I swear they just pretend not to know to trick people with more money than sense.
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Went for an eye test yesterday. Still got the two. They threatened to charge me a fortune for new glasses but I uttered the magic words "I'm on the contact lens direct debit scheme" and the cost more than halved. I swear they just pretend not to know to trick people with more money than sense.
Waiting for the political press to stop furiously wanking over an unlikely leadership challenge.
a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and a sad look on his face .
Alt: a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and a sad look on his face, drumming his fingers
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Waiting for the political press to stop furiously wanking over an unlikely leadership challenge.
I've never taken anything Richard Madeley said seriously before, I certainly ain't starting today.
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I've never taken anything Richard Madeley said seriously before, I certainly ain't starting today.
As an often misspelt Allan I am narrowing my eyes at your Tim Allan/Allen posts.
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 AM
As an often misspelt Allan I am narrowing my eyes at your Tim Allan/Allen posts.
Bring on the chaos with Ed Miliband.
Ed Miliband backed into second favourite to be next leader on Betfair, now has marginally shorter odds than Wes Streeting.
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Bring on the chaos with Ed Miliband.
I spent quite a bit of time yesterday trying to think of the song a melody I'd come up with reminded me of as I was worried about subconscious plagiarism. The song came to me in a dream this morning - Nina Simone's Feeling Good, and fortunately my melody is nothing like it! #carryoncomposing
February 6, 2026 at 10:24 AM
I spent quite a bit of time yesterday trying to think of the song a melody I'd come up with reminded me of as I was worried about subconscious plagiarism. The song came to me in a dream this morning - Nina Simone's Feeling Good, and fortunately my melody is nothing like it! #carryoncomposing
It's often been said that cryptocurrency was a solution looking for a problem. We just weren't aware the problem was how to pay your paedophile sex trafficker.
February 5, 2026 at 9:30 PM
It's often been said that cryptocurrency was a solution looking for a problem. We just weren't aware the problem was how to pay your paedophile sex trafficker.
As far as I understand it, Bill has been recorded.
February 4, 2026 at 6:32 AM
As far as I understand it, Bill has been recorded.
Ooh, popcorn time.
February 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Ooh, popcorn time.
Looking forward to Silent Witness returning this week and it's moved to Birmingham. Not the first time it's shifted location, series one to three were set in Cambridge before transferring to the big smoke.
February 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Looking forward to Silent Witness returning this week and it's moved to Birmingham. Not the first time it's shifted location, series one to three were set in Cambridge before transferring to the big smoke.
Is it too much to ask this is the last we'll hear of the prick? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Epstein links
Lord Mandelson resigns from Labour Party over Epstein links
www.bbc.co.uk
February 1, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Is it too much to ask this is the last we'll hear of the prick? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It wasn't as bad as regenerating Hiddleston into Billie Piper, but it was still taking the piss rather... #TheNightManager
February 1, 2026 at 10:33 PM
It wasn't as bad as regenerating Hiddleston into Billie Piper, but it was still taking the piss rather... #TheNightManager
What the fuck is wrong with you? You got it. Boris Johnson even delivered it for you. Fuck. Off.
January 31, 2026 at 1:54 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you? You got it. Boris Johnson even delivered it for you. Fuck. Off.
The actress playing Miss Evangelista in #DoctorWho gets a mention in the Epstein files.
So if I’m understanding this sequence correctly, from Thanksgiving to Christmas 2012, Elon Musk was essentially pestering registered sex offender Jeffrey Epstein to throw him a wild party on the island.
January 31, 2026 at 10:22 AM
The actress playing Miss Evangelista in #DoctorWho gets a mention in the Epstein files.
Invision have apparently moved on from publishing #DoctorWho BTS fanzines… 🤭
So I signed up to the government‘s Ai Skills Hub Training and to have a look at the courses I had to say that it was ok for my data to be processed by PwC (for it is they who are running it) and some company called Invision who are very concerned that everything is governed by the laws of Virginia
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Invision have apparently moved on from publishing #DoctorWho BTS fanzines… 🤭
She’ll have to go immediately. In a flounce.
Daily Express: KEMI: MY PARTY IS FOR SERIOUS
PEOPLE AND NOT DRAMA QUEENS #TomorrowsPapersToday
PEOPLE AND NOT DRAMA QUEENS #TomorrowsPapersToday
January 28, 2026 at 11:26 PM
She’ll have to go immediately. In a flounce.
This could get another dozen people to go I reckon.
January 28, 2026 at 9:58 AM
This could get another dozen people to go I reckon.
Missbelindachandrastorm. #DoctorWho #weather
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Missbelindachandrastorm. #DoctorWho #weather
Just catching up with the latest episode of The Night Manager. I struggle to believe Indira Varma's character would be able to sanction the murder of a colleague. The UK is not the US (yet). Slight caveat: the colleague has not been seen to be dead so may not be.
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Just catching up with the latest episode of The Night Manager. I struggle to believe Indira Varma's character would be able to sanction the murder of a colleague. The UK is not the US (yet). Slight caveat: the colleague has not been seen to be dead so may not be.
I hope the more left-leaning of Reform's fan base are asking themselves questions with this continuous stream of ex-Tory pricks joining up.
January 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I hope the more left-leaning of Reform's fan base are asking themselves questions with this continuous stream of ex-Tory pricks joining up.