I know they “didn’t make the playoffs” and “didn’t earn it” and “are in the wrong conference” but this would have been a better game if the Seahawks were playing the Lions
February 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I know they “didn’t make the playoffs” and “didn’t earn it” and “are in the wrong conference” but this would have been a better game if the Seahawks were playing the Lions
Main critique of the halftime show was only a brief shot of Pedro Pascal—I didn’t want him to do anything but appear in the corner of like 4 more shots
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Main critique of the halftime show was only a brief shot of Pedro Pascal—I didn’t want him to do anything but appear in the corner of like 4 more shots
This actually feels like a Percival Everett novel where X won’t use the training text until the author makes it “Grok enough” with racism and propping up Nazism and pedophilia
X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
This actually feels like a Percival Everett novel where X won’t use the training text until the author makes it “Grok enough” with racism and propping up Nazism and pedophilia
DJ Moore subtweet
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 AM
DJ Moore subtweet
If the Jaguars win the Super Bowl the NFL will really be showing their pro-London bias
January 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
If the Jaguars win the Super Bowl the NFL will really be showing their pro-London bias
As a parent and a football fan I move to abolish all point-related kicking from football because watching the misses makes me sad
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM
As a parent and a football fan I move to abolish all point-related kicking from football because watching the misses makes me sad
Grok, I see a woman creeping around in the wallpaper. Put her in a tasteful one-piece
January 2, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Grok, I see a woman creeping around in the wallpaper. Put her in a tasteful one-piece
Jose Ramirez
What’s a small joy that always hits?
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Jose Ramirez
Bari Weiss refusing to publish “Bartleby the Scrivener” because Melville “was unable to get quotes from the title character”
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Bari Weiss refusing to publish “Bartleby the Scrivener” because Melville “was unable to get quotes from the title character”
Looking forward to hearing Trump explain how our chocolate rations have gone from 40 grams all the way up to 20 grams, numbers no one has ever seen before quite honestly
December 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Looking forward to hearing Trump explain how our chocolate rations have gone from 40 grams all the way up to 20 grams, numbers no one has ever seen before quite honestly
The Browns have a D-lineman named Alex Wright and I always get sad when he doesn’t dance after his sacks
December 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Browns have a D-lineman named Alex Wright and I always get sad when he doesn’t dance after his sacks
Don’t go to commercial during The Temptations you monsters
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Don’t go to commercial during The Temptations you monsters
I got the duck to swallow the chicken, but the turkey is really resisting gobbling down the duck. Hypnotists on call?
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I got the duck to swallow the chicken, but the turkey is really resisting gobbling down the duck. Hypnotists on call?
I’ve been telling students for years that if they use AI for their writing they’ll go to Hell and now it’s official
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’ve been telling students for years that if they use AI for their writing they’ll go to Hell and now it’s official
If the Pistons lose their next 65 games they will still end up with a better record than they did two seasons ago
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If the Pistons lose their next 65 games they will still end up with a better record than they did two seasons ago
The Shedeur Sanders era begins with 2 hopeful completions unceremoniously interrupted by a giant sack. Try not to be too on the nose, Cleveland writers
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The Shedeur Sanders era begins with 2 hopeful completions unceremoniously interrupted by a giant sack. Try not to be too on the nose, Cleveland writers
I agree that books from 1890-1930 are so fucking Alpha. Red Badge of Courage? Fucking MANLY war shit. The Jungle? Guys fucking falling into industrial vats, real Joker stuff. Orlando? Haven’t read it, but the author’s last name is Woolf so you know it’s as Alpha as it gets
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I agree that books from 1890-1930 are so fucking Alpha. Red Badge of Courage? Fucking MANLY war shit. The Jungle? Guys fucking falling into industrial vats, real Joker stuff. Orlando? Haven’t read it, but the author’s last name is Woolf so you know it’s as Alpha as it gets
Today, I once again honor those who continue to embody what it means to be crafty: Mercedes Lewis, Al Horford, and Rich Hill among others.
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Today, I once again honor those who continue to embody what it means to be crafty: Mercedes Lewis, Al Horford, and Rich Hill among others.
It’s the same list as Pope Leo XIII (1878-1903), except “TRAIN IS COMING RIGHT AT US!!” has climbed to #1
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It’s the same list as Pope Leo XIII (1878-1903), except “TRAIN IS COMING RIGHT AT US!!” has climbed to #1
Elon was the one who bought a signed first edition of The Iliad for Jennifer Lopez
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Elon was the one who bought a signed first edition of The Iliad for Jennifer Lopez
The Simpsons - Unusually Large Ugly Baby Born
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November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Continuing to project competency and 21st century winning
The White House just posted this they are not mad they swear they are so not mad
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Continuing to project competency and 21st century winning
With his last breath, Dick Cheney whispers “Babylon.” A snowglobe depicting nuclear winter in a desert landscape rolls out of his hand, shattering. But what appeared to be sand is actually yellowcake uranium. Everyone around him dies needlessly.
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
With his last breath, Dick Cheney whispers “Babylon.” A snowglobe depicting nuclear winter in a desert landscape rolls out of his hand, shattering. But what appeared to be sand is actually yellowcake uranium. Everyone around him dies needlessly.
Oh no, Blue Jays have Brad Paisley warming up in the bullpen
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Oh no, Blue Jays have Brad Paisley warming up in the bullpen