The main reason to listen to Joyce Carol Oates is because she understood creepy and oddly shaped guys with shitty cars they think are cool 60 years ago (“Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been”)
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The main reason to listen to Joyce Carol Oates is because she understood creepy and oddly shaped guys with shitty cars they think are cool 60 years ago (“Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been”)
Nytimes headline writers
October 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nytimes headline writers
The Tigers were serving these Green Goblin projectiles tonight so let’s hope they don’t get 0-17 with RISP
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Tigers were serving these Green Goblin projectiles tonight so let’s hope they don’t get 0-17 with RISP
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, brother
Unfortunate when MLB mics up a hitter who hits a double and then this happens. The screams, my god
July 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Unfortunate when MLB mics up a hitter who hits a double and then this happens. The screams, my god
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
June 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
Judging by the smoke coming out of the stack of the cruise ship, the new Pope is actually the movie about electing a Pope???
May 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Judging by the smoke coming out of the stack of the cruise ship, the new Pope is actually the movie about electing a Pope???
Bryant Reeves set to announce the Canadian tariff deal
May 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Bryant Reeves set to announce the Canadian tariff deal
Highlights from tonight’s Indiana vs Cleveland last 15 seconds
May 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Highlights from tonight’s Indiana vs Cleveland last 15 seconds
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a camera in my hand
Won’t send me off to a foreign land
Because all movies are American
So they put a camera in my hand
Won’t send me off to a foreign land
Because all movies are American
May 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Got in a little hometown jam
So they put a camera in my hand
Won’t send me off to a foreign land
Because all movies are American
So they put a camera in my hand
Won’t send me off to a foreign land
Because all movies are American
The average American has 3 friends
May 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The average American has 3 friends
Henry Blodget booting up his computer
April 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Henry Blodget booting up his computer
Drew finishing Priest
April 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Drew finishing Priest
Target hoping to break its slump by opening a brokerage
April 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Target hoping to break its slump by opening a brokerage
The stock market and my local economy doesn’t matter since in a year I’ll hit the Detroit Championship Trifecta
April 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The stock market and my local economy doesn’t matter since in a year I’ll hit the Detroit Championship Trifecta
MAGA Relative Righteous Hypocrisy Challenge
March 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
MAGA Relative Righteous Hypocrisy Challenge
The only objective people in society are the straight shooters who gather with the fellas every week at Big Al’s Diner and order the same unbiased breakfast special
March 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The only objective people in society are the straight shooters who gather with the fellas every week at Big Al’s Diner and order the same unbiased breakfast special
Describe your account in 1 Simpsons image
March 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Describe your account in 1 Simpsons image
Since the bullet point emails will just be read by AI to keep your job you must use the most dynamic Six Sigma terms
February 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Since the bullet point emails will just be read by AI to keep your job you must use the most dynamic Six Sigma terms
Okay, I finished steps 1-6, now let’s find out Step 7…
February 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Okay, I finished steps 1-6, now let’s find out Step 7…