Grace Kelley
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I can’t believe I put my Crocs in sports mode for this.
Fun thought experiment: what mean name would an ornithologist give you? I think I’d be the “flat-chested white whiner”
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Fun thought experiment: what mean name would an ornithologist give you? I think I’d be the “flat-chested white whiner”
Sometimes I wish I was more conservative. I don’t mean ideologically because ew, I just mean I wish I had so few problems in my life that I could devote the energy to get upset about things like gender-neutral bathrooms
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sometimes I wish I was more conservative. I don’t mean ideologically because ew, I just mean I wish I had so few problems in my life that I could devote the energy to get upset about things like gender-neutral bathrooms
Raising two teenagers and a toddler at the same time is not for the faint of heart. And I am very faint-hearted, get these gremlins away from me
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Raising two teenagers and a toddler at the same time is not for the faint of heart. And I am very faint-hearted, get these gremlins away from me
Fantastic. Change the carving on Stone Mountain to the Stankonia album cover next!
OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Fantastic. Change the carving on Stone Mountain to the Stankonia album cover next!
I think if you want a Frankenstein story that passes the Bechdel test, you get Poor Things
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I think if you want a Frankenstein story that passes the Bechdel test, you get Poor Things
Turning my daughter into a horse girl let’s fucking gooooooo
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Turning my daughter into a horse girl let’s fucking gooooooo
The way I thought Dick Cheney was already . . .
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The way I thought Dick Cheney was already . . .
Reposted by Grace Kelley
"Would CHICKEN FINGERS be an indoor-only or indoor-outdoor cat? If indoor-only, are you willing to cater every room in your home to CHICKEN FINGERS’ specific needs? If indoor-outdoor, go to hell."
A Brief Questionnaire Before You Adopt This Rescue Cat
Thank you for your interest in CHICKEN FINGERS, an available cat with Furrever Rescue. Furrever Rescue currently has over a hundred cats that despe...
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October 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Would CHICKEN FINGERS be an indoor-only or indoor-outdoor cat? If indoor-only, are you willing to cater every room in your home to CHICKEN FINGERS’ specific needs? If indoor-outdoor, go to hell."
Reposted by Grace Kelley
I'm glad we can all agree that Zohran Mamdani is terrible for America, just like Miss Rachel and *glances at the list that came with the check* Superman
August 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I'm glad we can all agree that Zohran Mamdani is terrible for America, just like Miss Rachel and *glances at the list that came with the check* Superman
Fun fact that’s not fun at all: during recessions and depressions, human consumption of cat and dog food spikes
"How did people survive before______"
friend ... people used to starve to death... i hope that helps
friend ... people used to starve to death... i hope that helps
October 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Fun fact that’s not fun at all: during recessions and depressions, human consumption of cat and dog food spikes
If there’s one thing about women, we sure do hate imagining futuristic worlds where there is more gender parity and female characters are complex and nuanced. It’s not shopping or cooking dinner for your husband, so what could we possibly want with it
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
If there’s one thing about women, we sure do hate imagining futuristic worlds where there is more gender parity and female characters are complex and nuanced. It’s not shopping or cooking dinner for your husband, so what could we possibly want with it
You know, you watch the Peter Sellers “Pink Panther” movies, and his Inspector Clouseau seems like the kind of unkind caricature that the British seem fond of doing of the French . . . and then you see something like this, from real life
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You know, you watch the Peter Sellers “Pink Panther” movies, and his Inspector Clouseau seems like the kind of unkind caricature that the British seem fond of doing of the French . . . and then you see something like this, from real life
What my cats think I feed them every night:
Absolutely dying at this tiny ass Po-Boy from the revived Emeril’s in The NY Times www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/d...
October 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What my cats think I feed them every night:
When I was growing up, my dad insisted we only had PBS because the cable channels were too expensive. Other kids would talk about Disney Channel, anime, Cartoon Network, and Nickelodeon and I would be like “okay, moneybags.” We got cable in 2000, but most 90’s content was already off the air by then
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When I was growing up, my dad insisted we only had PBS because the cable channels were too expensive. Other kids would talk about Disney Channel, anime, Cartoon Network, and Nickelodeon and I would be like “okay, moneybags.” We got cable in 2000, but most 90’s content was already off the air by then
Swifties: “But what Taylor lacks in vocal range, she more than makes up for in her songwriting ability”
One of the rhyme schemes on “The Life of A Showgirl:” Kitty/pretty/witty/city/legitly
One of the rhyme schemes on “The Life of A Showgirl:” Kitty/pretty/witty/city/legitly
October 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Swifties: “But what Taylor lacks in vocal range, she more than makes up for in her songwriting ability”
One of the rhyme schemes on “The Life of A Showgirl:” Kitty/pretty/witty/city/legitly
One of the rhyme schemes on “The Life of A Showgirl:” Kitty/pretty/witty/city/legitly
I made a TikTok edit of this video lol
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I made a TikTok edit of this video lol
That blond woman walking at him like Michael Myers while he was scampering away was already such a vibe
And then the camera turned around to show the whole class chasing him out??
And then the camera turned around to show the whole class chasing him out??
October 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
That blond woman walking at him like Michael Myers while he was scampering away was already such a vibe
And then the camera turned around to show the whole class chasing him out??
And then the camera turned around to show the whole class chasing him out??
Ah, yes, the time of year when I take my dog out to potty and get totally clotheslined by a new joro web that wasn’t there a couple of hours ago
September 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Ah, yes, the time of year when I take my dog out to potty and get totally clotheslined by a new joro web that wasn’t there a couple of hours ago
The staying power of 30 Rock lies in its understanding of the concept that, no matter how stupid you think the state of television is right now, it can always get more stupid
Hm. This might be the single most evil TV show of all time.
September 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The staying power of 30 Rock lies in its understanding of the concept that, no matter how stupid you think the state of television is right now, it can always get more stupid
What if we said guns cause autism. Have we tried that
September 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What if we said guns cause autism. Have we tried that
Does the government forgive your student loans if you get raptured?
September 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Does the government forgive your student loans if you get raptured?
Apropos of nothing, one of my favorite silly subplots on 30 Rock is the “rule of threes” tangent:
Tracy: “You look clean, are you a celebrity?”
Jimmy Fallon: “I have my own show on NBC”
Tracy: “No, a *celebrity*”
Tracy: “You look clean, are you a celebrity?”
Jimmy Fallon: “I have my own show on NBC”
Tracy: “No, a *celebrity*”
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Apropos of nothing, one of my favorite silly subplots on 30 Rock is the “rule of threes” tangent:
Tracy: “You look clean, are you a celebrity?”
Jimmy Fallon: “I have my own show on NBC”
Tracy: “No, a *celebrity*”
Tracy: “You look clean, are you a celebrity?”
Jimmy Fallon: “I have my own show on NBC”
Tracy: “No, a *celebrity*”
I learned of Robert Redford’s passing from all the memes people are writing about “people getting fired for insufficiently mourning him.” But, as the great piece of Tumblr wisdom puts it, if you go to the circus for your news, you don’t get to be mad when a clown delivers it to you
September 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I learned of Robert Redford’s passing from all the memes people are writing about “people getting fired for insufficiently mourning him.” But, as the great piece of Tumblr wisdom puts it, if you go to the circus for your news, you don’t get to be mad when a clown delivers it to you
Not to bring another social media’s parlance into this, but like to charge, repost to cast
September 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Not to bring another social media’s parlance into this, but like to charge, repost to cast
Everyone memorializing Charlie Kirk by saying he was killed “for his views” without saying what those views were reminds me of this iconic tweet:
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Everyone memorializing Charlie Kirk by saying he was killed “for his views” without saying what those views were reminds me of this iconic tweet: