Gorzillo
@gorzillo.bsky.social
He/Him
I'm not very good at video games.
I'm not very good at video games.
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Me last night, with full conviction: "I might add a dong that flops around behind the car, but I will not pander to gooners by adding unnecessary tits. This is a hard line I draw in the sand."
My work this morning:
My work this morning:
January 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me last night, with full conviction: "I might add a dong that flops around behind the car, but I will not pander to gooners by adding unnecessary tits. This is a hard line I draw in the sand."
My work this morning:
My work this morning:
I was at the Supermarket the other day and for the first time in 38 years on this planet I had a vertically challenged stranger ask for my help getting something from the top shelf.
I feel like my life has had a purpose now.
I feel like my life has had a purpose now.
December 1, 2024 at 10:29 PM
I was at the Supermarket the other day and for the first time in 38 years on this planet I had a vertically challenged stranger ask for my help getting something from the top shelf.
I feel like my life has had a purpose now.
I feel like my life has had a purpose now.
I can really tell blue sky has made it past a critical mass because now the bots are starting to swarm.
November 27, 2024 at 5:20 AM
I can really tell blue sky has made it past a critical mass because now the bots are starting to swarm.
Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack.
Nier Gestalt/Replicant not on this chain at all yet.
If it was already there I'd have gone with the original Dune RPG. That think on a sound blaster in the early 90s was amazing. I often wouldn't skit travel so I could listen to the flying music.
Nier Gestalt/Replicant not on this chain at all yet.
If it was already there I'd have gone with the original Dune RPG. That think on a sound blaster in the early 90s was amazing. I often wouldn't skit travel so I could listen to the flying music.
November 25, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack.
Nier Gestalt/Replicant not on this chain at all yet.
If it was already there I'd have gone with the original Dune RPG. That think on a sound blaster in the early 90s was amazing. I often wouldn't skit travel so I could listen to the flying music.
Nier Gestalt/Replicant not on this chain at all yet.
If it was already there I'd have gone with the original Dune RPG. That think on a sound blaster in the early 90s was amazing. I often wouldn't skit travel so I could listen to the flying music.
Post your favourite Pokemon. Wrong answers only.
November 25, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Post your favourite Pokemon. Wrong answers only.
Guys I think my account was hacked.
Not recently though. That one was all me.
Not recently though. That one was all me.
February 28, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Guys I think my account was hacked.
Not recently though. That one was all me.
Not recently though. That one was all me.
Pretty women doing yoga naked.
February 28, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Pretty women doing yoga naked.
Went across the suburb to the one school that usually has democracy sausages but no luck.
Sad voting for me 😟
Sad voting for me 😟
October 13, 2023 at 11:06 PM
Went across the suburb to the one school that usually has democracy sausages but no luck.
Sad voting for me 😟
Sad voting for me 😟
No idea what the rest of their work is like but this one made me laugh.
September 26, 2023 at 8:18 PM
No idea what the rest of their work is like but this one made me laugh.
Does anyone have recommendations for a full size keyboard?
I currently have a logitech g910 and it's falling to pieces.
I currently have a logitech g910 and it's falling to pieces.
September 22, 2023 at 11:03 AM
Does anyone have recommendations for a full size keyboard?
I currently have a logitech g910 and it's falling to pieces.
I currently have a logitech g910 and it's falling to pieces.
The best and worst (only) celebrity experience I've had was selling Hugo Weaving some screws at the hardware store I was working at. Neither of us made any sort of a thing about it. I figure if you're buying stuff at a hardware store you got shit to do.
September 19, 2023 at 6:02 AM
The best and worst (only) celebrity experience I've had was selling Hugo Weaving some screws at the hardware store I was working at. Neither of us made any sort of a thing about it. I figure if you're buying stuff at a hardware store you got shit to do.
Can we make today "no, we're not OK day" where every worker whose employer has increased prices faster than wages or otherwise failed to support employees chucks a sicky for a mental health day?
September 14, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Can we make today "no, we're not OK day" where every worker whose employer has increased prices faster than wages or otherwise failed to support employees chucks a sicky for a mental health day?
I'ma do it. Wish me luck.
September 14, 2023 at 7:25 AM
I'ma do it. Wish me luck.
I never really "got" wrestling. Today I watched a clip of a professional wrestling a 9y.o. girl and it suddenly clicked. It's for people to escape to a time when they were innocent enough that the rule of cool got to determine how the world works.
September 11, 2023 at 11:30 PM
I never really "got" wrestling. Today I watched a clip of a professional wrestling a 9y.o. girl and it suddenly clicked. It's for people to escape to a time when they were innocent enough that the rule of cool got to determine how the world works.
I finally spent the effort to delete my account on the app formerly known as twitter and deleted it off my phone.
September 3, 2023 at 7:48 AM
I finally spent the effort to delete my account on the app formerly known as twitter and deleted it off my phone.
I've started playing Yakuza: like a dragon. It's nice that the Japanese prison system will give you back the same salmon onigiri you what's in your pocket when you got locked up 19 years prior.
August 27, 2023 at 7:11 AM
I've started playing Yakuza: like a dragon. It's nice that the Japanese prison system will give you back the same salmon onigiri you what's in your pocket when you got locked up 19 years prior.
Just pointing out that Bluey is so well written that my mid sixties mother just elected to watch an entire episode while here grandchildren aren't even in the same country.
August 22, 2023 at 9:29 AM
Just pointing out that Bluey is so well written that my mid sixties mother just elected to watch an entire episode while here grandchildren aren't even in the same country.
Been pressure washing at the place my mum is renting. I thought it would be easy since the water does all the work. Turns out some prick named Newton made up some rules which mean it's kinda hard on your wrists.
August 22, 2023 at 3:54 AM
Been pressure washing at the place my mum is renting. I thought it would be easy since the water does all the work. Turns out some prick named Newton made up some rules which mean it's kinda hard on your wrists.
I've started watching zom 100: bucket list of the dead.
I'm really enjoying it as lighthearted silliness build on a foundation of "don't waste your life living for what you think others expect from you. Particularly if that others' a soulless corporation."
Just Too much T&A to watch with my mother
I'm really enjoying it as lighthearted silliness build on a foundation of "don't waste your life living for what you think others expect from you. Particularly if that others' a soulless corporation."
Just Too much T&A to watch with my mother
August 18, 2023 at 7:05 AM
I've started watching zom 100: bucket list of the dead.
I'm really enjoying it as lighthearted silliness build on a foundation of "don't waste your life living for what you think others expect from you. Particularly if that others' a soulless corporation."
Just Too much T&A to watch with my mother
I'm really enjoying it as lighthearted silliness build on a foundation of "don't waste your life living for what you think others expect from you. Particularly if that others' a soulless corporation."
Just Too much T&A to watch with my mother
Decided to sleep on my foot.
August 17, 2023 at 11:39 AM
Decided to sleep on my foot.
Figured I'd throw my two cents into the baldur's gate 3 vs industry discourse.
First: it's telling how a significant segment of people have got …coherent artistic vision as a top 5 priority & lack of continual attacks on your mental fortitude to get to your wallet mixed up with "perfect at launch"
First: it's telling how a significant segment of people have got …coherent artistic vision as a top 5 priority & lack of continual attacks on your mental fortitude to get to your wallet mixed up with "perfect at launch"
August 16, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Figured I'd throw my two cents into the baldur's gate 3 vs industry discourse.
First: it's telling how a significant segment of people have got …coherent artistic vision as a top 5 priority & lack of continual attacks on your mental fortitude to get to your wallet mixed up with "perfect at launch"
First: it's telling how a significant segment of people have got …coherent artistic vision as a top 5 priority & lack of continual attacks on your mental fortitude to get to your wallet mixed up with "perfect at launch"
So it turns out that in Baldur's gate 3 it is entirely possible to die in the starting area before you meet any possible enemy. Don't ask how I know this.
In possibly related news, if you smash open jars in the starting area some of them spill acid.
In possibly related news, if you smash open jars in the starting area some of them spill acid.
August 6, 2023 at 10:01 AM
So it turns out that in Baldur's gate 3 it is entirely possible to die in the starting area before you meet any possible enemy. Don't ask how I know this.
In possibly related news, if you smash open jars in the starting area some of them spill acid.
In possibly related news, if you smash open jars in the starting area some of them spill acid.
I need to put something deep and impactful for my first post so when people look it up to preserve it for posterity it moves them in ways they've never been moved before.
Penis.
Penis.
August 5, 2023 at 7:45 AM
I need to put something deep and impactful for my first post so when people look it up to preserve it for posterity it moves them in ways they've never been moved before.
Penis.
Penis.