Gorzillo
gorzillo.bsky.social
Gorzillo
@gorzillo.bsky.social
He/Him

I'm not very good at video games.
Two young recruits are walking the deck of a ship when one says "it's awfully quiet on deck tonight, isn't it?"

The other replies "they all must be watching the band."

"What? There's no band on board this ship."

"There must be. I'm sure I heard the captain say something about a band on ship."
March 20, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Every so often I'll see a thread starting with something like "what's a job that was once respected but is now mostly a joke?"
I'm Sure President of the USA will be on future lists.
March 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Completely fair. Especially since my original comment is coming from someone who absolutely will never wind up in a similar situation.
February 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I would be tempted to send a screen cap to his wife but it's probably a lot safer not to be in the middle of all of that.
February 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don't worry. It won't be long before she's constantly telling you to sh like the rest of us.
December 29, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Very anti. They might be a few use cases in very specific situations but I've not run into anything it can do better than already existing systems.

That and the fact that the people most invested in it are scammers.
November 26, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Shit. I have some returns to make.
November 26, 2024 at 6:22 AM
You did ask for wrong answers.
November 25, 2024 at 5:36 AM
"Can we fill in the grave?"
November 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
You know it's an assassin when they show that much cheek.
November 18, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Not sure if blue sky took 4 hours to process your post, you were stewing in the thought that long or it took you that long to google impala models.

Cause all I know is that some car was called impala at some point. For me it would have been the google thing.
November 18, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Unrelated, but have you considered naming the car Vlad the Impala?
November 17, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I think they should have a add-on module for steam you have to intentionally open for anything rated 18+.

They could call it Y.
When you want adult content you have to get SteamY
November 12, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Or maybe it was a reward because you found the mold before it did more damage.
November 2, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Remember, every dollar you spend on micro transactions goes towards making video games worse .
June 25, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Last upgrade I swapped from Samsung to Nokia to get away from bloatware as much as I could so... Not great.
February 28, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Look, the yarn seemed like a really good idea at the time
December 7, 2023 at 6:07 AM
They are still investing in a single player campaign right? I have 0 interest in their microtransactions hell online.
December 5, 2023 at 12:07 AM