B-Rye
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Structural Enginerd. If your argument for metric is “something…something base 10,” you’re arguing for Fahrenheit. If you acknowledge a pre-1998 college football national champion, you should acknowledge that Kansas is the 2020 basketball national champion.
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B-Rye
@gorillaengineer.bsky.social
· Apr 4
I mean…for fucks sake…what the shit is going on?
My brain put ICF in the "insulated concrete form" file, so I thought this was a concrete canoe competition.
But they should add a portage to the concrete canoe races as well.
But they should add a portage to the concrete canoe races as well.
While we’re enjoying some new events, I wanna be very early to tell you that the ICF canoe world championships has events where they have to carry the canoe in the middle of the race.
I wouldn’t be stunned if this becomes an Olympic event by 2036 or 2040: www.youtube.com/shorts/pgEvJ...
I wouldn’t be stunned if this becomes an Olympic event by 2036 or 2040: www.youtube.com/shorts/pgEvJ...
World Championship ICF Canoe marathon 2021 Romania Bascov. Short distance C-1 men.
YouTube video by Canoe Athlete
www.youtube.com
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
My brain put ICF in the "insulated concrete form" file, so I thought this was a concrete canoe competition.
But they should add a portage to the concrete canoe races as well.
But they should add a portage to the concrete canoe races as well.
I’ve already stayed up too late, but this guy is snoring on my lap.
February 15, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I’ve already stayed up too late, but this guy is snoring on my lap.
Speed skating Team Pursuit! The only “tush push” I will be recognizing from here forward.
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Speed skating Team Pursuit! The only “tush push” I will be recognizing from here forward.
Well one group of Minnesotans took down a Homan today on the ice, be nice if this other Homan would get the hell out with his ICE.
Homan JUST missed the double
And Peterson makes a draw for two
The USA defeats Canada 9-8.
And Peterson makes a draw for two
The USA defeats Canada 9-8.
February 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Well one group of Minnesotans took down a Homan today on the ice, be nice if this other Homan would get the hell out with his ICE.
I mean, it is a con job for more power and control, it’s just, they are the ones perpetrating it.
FOX NEWS: Do you believe climate change is a hoax?
EPA ADMINISTRATOR LEE ZELDIN: It has been a con job of using this for more power and control
EPA ADMINISTRATOR LEE ZELDIN: It has been a con job of using this for more power and control
February 13, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I mean, it is a con job for more power and control, it’s just, they are the ones perpetrating it.
I was a “that’s a little old for a blankie” kid, but come on. You, ma’am, are a Federal Department Secretary, it’s time to grow up.
The details of the Kristi Noem blanket incident are just fucking perfect
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I was a “that’s a little old for a blankie” kid, but come on. You, ma’am, are a Federal Department Secretary, it’s time to grow up.
Minnesota Mentioned!!
February 13, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Minnesota Mentioned!!
Dan Harmon
Steve Novak (Is Steve Novak more than regionally famous?)
Steve Novak (Is Steve Novak more than regionally famous?)
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Dan Harmon
Steve Novak (Is Steve Novak more than regionally famous?)
Steve Novak (Is Steve Novak more than regionally famous?)
Nordic Combined is far superior to only Ski Jumping, not only do you need a big penis but stamina as well.
February 11, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Nordic Combined is far superior to only Ski Jumping, not only do you need a big penis but stamina as well.
Hey!! We finally have a “non-watergate” level scandal!! This is simply a complete restructuring of staff and four assistant secretaries resign in disgrace scandal!!
MS NOW: "A congressional official with knowledge of the matter is telling MS NOW the cause of the shutdown of El Paso airspace is a lack of communication between the Pentagon and FAA. The official told us the FAA and DOD are 'not in clear communications with each other.'"
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Hey!! We finally have a “non-watergate” level scandal!! This is simply a complete restructuring of staff and four assistant secretaries resign in disgrace scandal!!
Do you have to show ID to board a train? I haven’t ever had to.
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Do you have to show ID to board a train? I haven’t ever had to.
Who the hell is Nancy Guthrie and why does NBC need a “breaking news” cut in during prime time to tell me about a person being questioned?
February 11, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Who the hell is Nancy Guthrie and why does NBC need a “breaking news” cut in during prime time to tell me about a person being questioned?
There are a few dogs on my block that bark at absolutely everything. Mildly annoying most of the time, but I can tune it out. In the time of occupation, if they were more selective it might actually be helpful.
February 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
There are a few dogs on my block that bark at absolutely everything. Mildly annoying most of the time, but I can tune it out. In the time of occupation, if they were more selective it might actually be helpful.
I mean, that is, was, and always has been the entire point of judicial warrants.
Ron Johnson: "Why would they to remove their masks? Because they want these officers exposed, they want them afraid, they don't want to carry out their enforcement actions. They want judicial warrants, which would completely neuter ICE's ability to apprehend"
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I mean, that is, was, and always has been the entire point of judicial warrants.
There’s a Nordic Combined that includes ski jumping and x-country. There’s no reason not to have a Nordic Combined Biathlon, and now you’re 3/5 of the way to a Winter Modern Pentathlon! I’d add a skating 5k and Mono-Bob, but I’m open to Ski-Mo arguments.
February 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
There’s a Nordic Combined that includes ski jumping and x-country. There’s no reason not to have a Nordic Combined Biathlon, and now you’re 3/5 of the way to a Winter Modern Pentathlon! I’d add a skating 5k and Mono-Bob, but I’m open to Ski-Mo arguments.
Holy crap. Curling!!!
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Holy crap. Curling!!!
Still mad about the kickoff rule is hilarious.
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Still mad about the kickoff rule is hilarious.
[Youth pastor spinning a chair around and sitting down backwards] “Bad Bunny? Let me tell you about a good bunny, our lord and savior…”
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
[Youth pastor spinning a chair around and sitting down backwards] “Bad Bunny? Let me tell you about a good bunny, our lord and savior…”
The only Spielberg movie I want is, ET 2. “This time he’s pissed!”
February 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
The only Spielberg movie I want is, ET 2. “This time he’s pissed!”
Reposted by B-Rye
Assuming a mix of “look at how powerful I am,” combined with the knowledge he’s not getting a table anywhere in Italy, and if he does spit in his food is the least of his worries. But it’s probably something like “I have to protein max” and there are no double meat Chipotle burrito bowls in Milan.
Not only did they bring a small private army, but among the waste of taxpayer money was BRINGING A FULL PLANE OF FOOD.
To *Italy*.
To *Italy*.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Assuming a mix of “look at how powerful I am,” combined with the knowledge he’s not getting a table anywhere in Italy, and if he does spit in his food is the least of his worries. But it’s probably something like “I have to protein max” and there are no double meat Chipotle burrito bowls in Milan.
Some kind of deranged Cabbage Patch Kid.
February 7, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Some kind of deranged Cabbage Patch Kid.