Adam Poling
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Astros, Titans, Celtics, WVU, AEW
“Wine or Whiskey” - Dustin Kines ft Laurel Sabadosh lyric video
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February 18, 2026 at 3:35 PM
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 18, 2026 at 1:49 PM
This is pretty cute. Giannis seems like a good dad. I also enjoy when he says his kids don't see him as a player. He's just their dad.
February 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This is pretty cute. Giannis seems like a good dad. I also enjoy when he says his kids don't see him as a player. He's just their dad.
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Watching the NBA celebrity game while snack and take a break between video games. Tacko Fell is playing, remember when he was drafted. He walked past Giannis and he dwarfed him.
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Watching the NBA celebrity game while snack and take a break between video games. Tacko Fell is playing, remember when he was drafted. He walked past Giannis and he dwarfed him.
Getting to do the fun work of colonoscopy prep today
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Getting to do the fun work of colonoscopy prep today
Since the governor of WV is not from here. I guess he doesn't know how to spell the state name, or his staff.
February 11, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Since the governor of WV is not from here. I guess he doesn't know how to spell the state name, or his staff.
Most racist person I know said he took the singing in Spanish a bit too far
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Most racist person I know said he took the singing in Spanish a bit too far
This is the the most joyful halftime show I can remember
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This is the the most joyful halftime show I can remember
Claudio catching Ciampa into the gorilla press was incredible #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Claudio catching Ciampa into the gorilla press was incredible #AEWCollision
I wish Mina would work th legs a tiny bit before the figure four #AEWCollision
February 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I wish Mina would work th legs a tiny bit before the figure four #AEWCollision
Miss Piggy & Kermit Take a Lie Detector Test | Vanity Fair
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February 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Cue Country Roads in Cincinnati
February 6, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Cue Country Roads in Cincinnati
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
It annoys me that cranberry sprite or ginger ale is a seasonal beverage and once it turns January 1. The price of any remaining inventory skyrockets.
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
It annoys me that cranberry sprite or ginger ale is a seasonal beverage and once it turns January 1. The price of any remaining inventory skyrockets.
I have two types of cerebral palsy from this graphic. I am spastic and it affects all four of my limbs, therefore spastic quadriplegia
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I have two types of cerebral palsy from this graphic. I am spastic and it affects all four of my limbs, therefore spastic quadriplegia
It would be ironic if the year Indiana football wins the national championship.. If Nebraska basketball won the NCAA tournament.
January 28, 2026 at 12:31 AM
It would be ironic if the year Indiana football wins the national championship.. If Nebraska basketball won the NCAA tournament.
Teenage me did not get the joke of Gregory Hines Josephus giving a blind man named Oedipus a high five and calling him a motherfucker.
January 26, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Teenage me did not get the joke of Gregory Hines Josephus giving a blind man named Oedipus a high five and calling him a motherfucker.
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All politicians do performative acts of service.
Some choose to do pull-ups with soldiers while calling them "war fighters" and ignoring all of their worth and value other than hate and killing.
Some choose to participate in homeless sweeps, and revel in throwing away what little people have left.
Some choose to do pull-ups with soldiers while calling them "war fighters" and ignoring all of their worth and value other than hate and killing.
Some choose to participate in homeless sweeps, and revel in throwing away what little people have left.
Zohran out there with the people rolling up his sleeves 👇🏽
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
All politicians do performative acts of service.
Some choose to do pull-ups with soldiers while calling them "war fighters" and ignoring all of their worth and value other than hate and killing.
Some choose to participate in homeless sweeps, and revel in throwing away what little people have left.
Some choose to do pull-ups with soldiers while calling them "war fighters" and ignoring all of their worth and value other than hate and killing.
Some choose to participate in homeless sweeps, and revel in throwing away what little people have left.
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On 25 January, T.A. 3019 in J.R.R. #Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings: the Battle of the Peak on Celebdil.
Gandalf the Grey casts down the Balrog, but passes away following the ordeal. He later comes back as Gandalf the White. #lotr #booksky
Gandalf the Grey casts down the Balrog, but passes away following the ordeal. He later comes back as Gandalf the White. #lotr #booksky
January 25, 2026 at 1:22 PM
On 25 January, T.A. 3019 in J.R.R. #Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings: the Battle of the Peak on Celebdil.
Gandalf the Grey casts down the Balrog, but passes away following the ordeal. He later comes back as Gandalf the White. #lotr #booksky
Gandalf the Grey casts down the Balrog, but passes away following the ordeal. He later comes back as Gandalf the White. #lotr #booksky
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The Fellowship of the Ring as Penguins! 🐧
They are all a different species that matches them! 🧵 below:
They are all a different species that matches them! 🧵 below:
August 19, 2023 at 2:24 PM
The Fellowship of the Ring as Penguins! 🐧
They are all a different species that matches them! 🧵 below:
They are all a different species that matches them! 🧵 below:
Just had the thought I haven't seen any Democrats talking about holding town halls since they caved. Or since people started calling out how ineffective they are as a resistance party to Trump on Greenland etc.
January 21, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Just had the thought I haven't seen any Democrats talking about holding town halls since they caved. Or since people started calling out how ineffective they are as a resistance party to Trump on Greenland etc.
Last two nights on ESPN, I've seen a commercial for Kendall Capital for "middle class millionaires". Is this a local commercial for the VA area because what the fuck?
January 20, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Last two nights on ESPN, I've seen a commercial for Kendall Capital for "middle class millionaires". Is this a local commercial for the VA area because what the fuck?
Trump constantly complains about two things losing the 2020 election and not getting the Nobel Peace Prize. One lead to an insurrection the second might lead to WW3.
But Chuck Schumer wants the Democrats to focus on grocery prices.
But Chuck Schumer wants the Democrats to focus on grocery prices.
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Trump constantly complains about two things losing the 2020 election and not getting the Nobel Peace Prize. One lead to an insurrection the second might lead to WW3.
But Chuck Schumer wants the Democrats to focus on grocery prices.
But Chuck Schumer wants the Democrats to focus on grocery prices.