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Gonzo in Houston
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Retired, blue, UU (but not a good pacifist). Former many things: Navy, IFR-rated pilot, scuba diver, scout leader.
Reposted by Gonzo in Houston
November 15, 2025 at 10:55 AM
If I’m reading this right, the bill has to go back to the House before Trump can sign it and end the shutdown. Which means the House has to be convened. Which means (l think) the new member must be sworn in. Which means the discharge petition gets signed! 1/2
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Mike Johnson has done more for Trump and shown him more loyalty than any politician in DC, and the moment he loses the speakership, Trump won’t remember his name.
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Air travel in America will grind to a halt by Thanksgiving, which is the busiest travel time of the year, and the president does not give a shit as long as the Epstein files stay under wraps.
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I am convinced that no more than 15% of this country has any idea what the word “socialism” means. The right equates socialism with communism, when in fact they are very different systems.
November 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
In a local school board election, 3 veteran educators beat 3 incumbent MAGA/Moms 4 Liberty types. This is the first time someone I donated to actually won!
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The official rate of inflation is 3%, but anyone who’s been to the grocery store or tried to rent an apartment lately might disagree
November 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I used to think the shutdown would end when the troops didn’t get paid and air travel collapsed from ATC/
TSA no-shows ahead of the Thanksgiving travel rush.

But now I think he doesn’t give a shit about any of that as long as the Epstein files stay hidden.
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I don’t care if any particular democrat wants to take the high road or the low road as long as they stomp on the gas. We have to fight the fascists as hard as the Christian Taliban fought to ban abortion.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Two things you should never give a man: a label maker and a home lamination machine. He will put labels and signs on every damn thing in the house. I’m living proof of this; just ask my beloved wife!
November 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Trump’s single top priority is keeping the Epstein files under wraps through the mid-terms. He doesn’t give a shit who loses healthcare or if children go hungry, as long as he keeps the files hidden. Screw the troops, screw the ATC’s, screw everyone! He only takes care of #1.
October 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In a country where the average person has the literacy of a 5th-grader, the president is below average.
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
“These boats are all filled with fentanyl and cocaine. We’re saving hundreds of lives by bombing them”. Yeah, right, just like Saddam’s gonna get a nuke and give it to Osama bin Laden.
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I look at the plans for this ballroom and all I can think of is a movie line,

“I love my peasants! PULL!”
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I understand why various billionaires and corporations lined up to pay for Trump’s ballroom. $350 million is peanuts compared to not paying taxes.
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
He has razed the East Wing to put up some Tsarist ballroom. You think he’s gonna stop there? Hell, no! If he lives long enough he will tear down the whole White House complex to put up a fuckin’ castle. And he intends to occupy said castle for life.
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Lil’ Moses will keep the House in recess as long as possible. Eventually, the House will meet and vote to release the Epstein files. Trump’s team will then delay some more, and then tie it up in court. The object is to delay the release until after the mid-terms. It may work.
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
God is a republican; demanding, punishing, “thou shalt not”, and slavery is ok. His kid turned out to be a bleeding-heart liberal democrat; feed the poor, welcome the stranger, protect the weak, and suspicious of rich people in general. I mean, kids, amirite?
October 24, 2025 at 11:05 AM
America is currently being ruled (not governed, ruled) by a loose coalition of the overly rich, overly religious, and overly stupid.
October 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The worst thing about tearing down the East Wing of the White House is that the man behind it all used to fuck little girls for fun with his best buddy Epstein.
October 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I wonder how many of Trump’s inner circle already have their pardons signed and hidden in their safe?
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I don’t know what official name will be put on it, but that abomination will always be known as the Trump Ballroom, and for that fact alone it must be demolished by the next president
October 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I need a new protest sign. I have 3 protests on my current one. I’m thinkings “It’s a peaceful protest. Don’t take it for granted”
October 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Reposted by Gonzo in Houston
Good morning, #jokesters !
October 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM