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Henry
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Going on a Slutopia run, anyone need anything? Might be a bit of a busy but you can have SEX while u wait.
anachronox, website screenshot, pc (2003) web.archive.org/web/20030515...
January 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I love you Low, you'll always be my big boy
And of course a mention of extreme honor to our runners up, including @goferboy.bsky.social's Low Guevara, who was involved in the FINAL SCAN of our main quest line (even though it looked like it was maybe Mr Beast?)

Kudos all around, for fish well fed!

Moving on, to the 📈TANK STATS📊

2/5
January 16, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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year flub aside (😘) henry’s thread is good and correct

here are a few good magfest 20X6 pictures in no particular order
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Magfest 2025 was great, with more great MAG moments. What was everyone's MAGfest moment this year?
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Upon further investigation, I believe she vomited because four of us were walking towards her wearing this.
January 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Wildlife footage from magfest
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Wow, can't believe Mr. Beast was at mag and won the fish game.
January 11, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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We did it.
January 11, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Just saw a person in a security hat just vomit all over the arcade floor and walk away.
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
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On my way to the Mr Beast cosplay photoshoot #magfest
January 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Overheard at MAGFest: "my biggest 'hear me out'? I have so many. I want Godzilla to fuck me"
January 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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January 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Say what you want about the French, they really are all about killing Kings and Queens.
January 9, 2026 at 9:18 PM
There are so many Clair Obscur cosplayers here and I desperately want to take a bite out of every baguette I see
January 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
New Years Day is a made up holiday by big calendar to sell more calendars
January 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Time for my favorite holiday tradition: playing one of my old video game consoles that I have left at my parent's house.
December 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Meat jello sushi
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I was told by an ex Lucasarts designer I worked with at Telltale that Dash Rendar, the main character of Shadows of the Empire, got his name from the command the engineers used to update the scene:

-render
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
December 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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if mick foley can stand on business anyone can and should
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Thank you, video games, for Pedro Eustache and for him only
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I propose a solution to our ongoing RAM shortage:
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Okay, maybe we should have kings.
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM