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godadgo.bsky.social
@godadgo.bsky.social
Dad, dad jokes, need more interaction with adults
In a deep red state. I’ll grab the popcorn 🍿 and watch if they try this
April 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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BREAKING NYT:

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat.
Hegseth Said to Have Shared Attack Details in Second Signal Chat
The defense secretary sent sensitive information about strikes in Yemen to an encrypted group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said.
www.nytimes.com
April 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They don’t want evidence based research around so they can undermine truth, rewrite history, and push their propaganda.
RIP government-funded research and the future advances they would have given us…
April 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
@flavorflav.bsky.social 👀 “you got what I need” see you at #coachella during Yo Gabba Gabba

I like bugs 🐞 🐛 🐜
April 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
April 18, 2025 at 12:31 PM
April 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
tRump still butt hurt over AG Letitia James big W: dissolving his foundation over self-dealing and misuse of funds, making him pay $2M, and putting his kids in training
AG James Secures Court Order Against Donald J. Trump, Trump Children, And Trump Foundation
AG James Secures Court Order Against Donald J. Trump, Trump Children, and Trump Foundation AG James Achieves Restitution of Misused Funds, Dissolution of
ag.ny.gov
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Please continue to do this and others should copy. Maybe MAGA and the republicans will understand globalization and global trade when the tariffs continue to directly hit their home towns repeatedly. But If they don’t learn then the world will be healthier without red state cigarettes and ice cream.
EU targets Trump’s red states with tariffs on US trucks, cigarettes and ice cream
European trade officials sure know how to have fun.
www.politico.eu
April 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Utah!!!
The crowd and overflow crowd for the Bernie Sanders/AOC event tonight in Utah.

Wow.
April 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
GREENE: I think President Trump is extremely generous. Reciprocity is fair.

So that’s what they actually mean by reciprocity.
Marjorie Taylor Greene makes stock market play days before tariffs
US Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene made hefty trades days before Donald Trump's tariffs announcement tanked the stock market.
www.dailymail.co.uk
April 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Damn…when you piss off the Mormons so bad that “fudge” becomes “fuck” 👀
#handsoff
Utah Patriots say Fuck Donald Trump.
April 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Dow below 40,000. NASDAQ and Russell already wiped out 1 year gains. Dow and S&P on track to do the same.
Nice day for golf though ⛳️
April 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Buying a car? Comes standard with four wheels, an engine, and Trump’s tariff tantrum. No upgrades needed.
April 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Almost a decade ago. Now, he’s shooting America in front of the world and his goons are laughing in support.
Trump: I could 'shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters'
YouTube video by NJ.com
youtube.com
April 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
MAGA: We taking Wisconsin
Wisconsin: Good Morning, My Neighbors! Yes! Yes! Fuck You, Too!
a poster for eddie murphy 's america with two men on a fire escape
ALT: a poster for eddie murphy 's america with two men on a fire escape
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This is our future if we don’t do something now.
March 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Wife: In Harry Potter what’s the name of the spell that causes immense pain?

Me: ummm…In Excelsis Deo

Wife: You’re going to hell.

😈😇
December 24, 2024 at 2:24 AM
He doesn’t like mandates until he needs to protect the oligarchy.
‘I Don’t Like Mandates:’ Trump on Vaccines in Schools | WSJ News
YouTube video by WSJ News
youtube.com
December 23, 2024 at 2:24 PM
We see you France. Can we start our vote of no confidence in Trump before the inauguration?
#MotionDeCensure

youtube.com/watch?v=7Kq7...
youtube.com
December 5, 2024 at 6:17 AM
“…Good ol’ Asian efficiency. The president went nuts, declared marshal law, the assembly overruled him, marshal law over, and they did it all over lunch break.” 🤣🤣🤣
Elon & Vivek takes notes…if you can figure out whether it’s more efficient for Elon or Vivek or both of you to take notes.
South Korea declared and ended martial law in the span of a lunch break
December 5, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Me: You don’t have to be scared to go to bed. Dad can always see you in the camera. I’ll be right downstairs.

[Nest notification of movement. I open the app and see my 3 year old’s face in the camera]

3 year old: Dad can you bring me a snack?
December 5, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Before my kids, I was really good at multitasking. Now I just forget what I’m doing halfway through.
December 4, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.
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November 28, 2024 at 1:29 PM
This gem. Tariffs won’t work, Elon will be right in the wrong way that Americans will suffer, Trump will claim it worked beautifully, MAGA will eat up the lies, inflation will go up, take home pay goes down, and then the pendulum swings back in 2028.
Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention
November 27, 2024 at 12:41 PM
What a wonderful world
2. Here's an image from a presentation I gave to Twitter, representing the Twitter bird freed from a closed platform to fly in Bluesky's open ecosystem.
November 21, 2024 at 9:55 AM