shawn
@gobirds.bsky.social
the undisputed master of underhanded deeds
I just turned the fox broadcast on to see if the Belmont stakes went off yet and I’ve gotten 20 straight minutes of…….. Terry Bradshaw???
June 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I just turned the fox broadcast on to see if the Belmont stakes went off yet and I’ve gotten 20 straight minutes of…….. Terry Bradshaw???
Playoff basketball is cool and good
May 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Playoff basketball is cool and good
I have a toothache and it makes me want to just off a fucking bridge
April 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I have a toothache and it makes me want to just off a fucking bridge
I was today years old when I found out chappell roan does not, in fact, sing a song called “big booty club”
April 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I was today years old when I found out chappell roan does not, in fact, sing a song called “big booty club”
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A whole podcast about the Phillies, a baseball team, without using the T word. Paul and I pick out things from the first four games to discuss on Phillies Therapy: open.spotify.com/episode/0UAm...
There's No 'Probably' In This Podcast
Phillies Therapy · Episode
open.spotify.com
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A whole podcast about the Phillies, a baseball team, without using the T word. Paul and I pick out things from the first four games to discuss on Phillies Therapy: open.spotify.com/episode/0UAm...
The Beatles were a boy band
We need some variety on the timeline. Quote this with a take that has nothing to do with politics
March 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The Beatles were a boy band
good stat blast prompt @ewpod.bsky.social 👀
I wonder of 50 HR seasons, who has the fewest RBI from non-HR ABs
March 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
good stat blast prompt @ewpod.bsky.social 👀
Happy to know I’m not the only sicko still watching a Phillies spring training game 4.5 hours after scheduled start down double digit runs #rojas
March 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Happy to know I’m not the only sicko still watching a Phillies spring training game 4.5 hours after scheduled start down double digit runs #rojas
GO BIRDS BABY
February 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
GO BIRDS BABY
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Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
theonion.com/philade...
theonion.com/philade...
February 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Philadelphia Enjoys Quiet Week Of Super Bowl Victory Reflection
theonion.com/philade...
theonion.com/philade...
THEY NOT LIKE US
Jell-O Man aka Paul Vile, brother of Philly musician Kurt Vile, crowd surfing in a shopping cart while catapulting his famous Jell-O shots into the crowd with a sling shot.
February 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
THEY NOT LIKE US
someone check on drake’s wellness
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
someone check on drake’s wellness
Really need to take advantage before the chiefs offense wakes up
February 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Really need to take advantage before the chiefs offense wakes up
color guard might be axed tomorrow because the almighty leader thinks it’s a DEI hire
February 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
color guard might be axed tomorrow because the almighty leader thinks it’s a DEI hire
Birds by a hundred. Go birds.
February 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Birds by a hundred. Go birds.
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Even the dang Pope wore green today
February 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Even the dang Pope wore green today
Go birds
Moment of levity away from the news, in case anyone needs it…
I joke that the parakeets I study sometimes plot how to ruin my research: I now have photographic proof!
My evil birds are actively disassembling their flight cage - unscrewing screws & then flying around showing off their souvenirs 🧪🪶
I joke that the parakeets I study sometimes plot how to ruin my research: I now have photographic proof!
My evil birds are actively disassembling their flight cage - unscrewing screws & then flying around showing off their souvenirs 🧪🪶
February 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Go birds
Go birds
February 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Go birds
Are charli xcx and kesha the same person?
February 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Are charli xcx and kesha the same person?
Mercy Shakira is 48 years old
February 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Mercy Shakira is 48 years old
Yesterday we watched the royal rumble for the first time in 20 years and tonight we’re watching the Grammy’s for the first time in 10 and it’s the same feeling for both: “I don’t know any of these people but everyone’s having a great time”
February 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Yesterday we watched the royal rumble for the first time in 20 years and tonight we’re watching the Grammy’s for the first time in 10 and it’s the same feeling for both: “I don’t know any of these people but everyone’s having a great time”
I just told my friend to “find a new slant” and I forgot that most normal well adjusted people don’t get the references to Brian Colangelo’s collar and burner account
January 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I just told my friend to “find a new slant” and I forgot that most normal well adjusted people don’t get the references to Brian Colangelo’s collar and burner account