Gnollbard
@gnollbard.bsky.social
She/Her
Full time 34-year-ancient Gnoll woman! Real tired, but just surviving. Tabletop roleplaying games, magic the gathering, and Warmachine (the wargames) in addition to assorted Vidya!
Flareon is my favorite pokemon.
Icon is by @Umaishiru.bsky.social
Full time 34-year-ancient Gnoll woman! Real tired, but just surviving. Tabletop roleplaying games, magic the gathering, and Warmachine (the wargames) in addition to assorted Vidya!
Flareon is my favorite pokemon.
Icon is by @Umaishiru.bsky.social
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The fact that Bad Bunny's halftime show made white bigots angry and feel excluded is A GOOD THING. It's one of the best things about it. It's not a problem to solve. It's a solution to pursue. Bigots *should* feel excluded. We should find *more* ways to celebrate the reality of USian diversity.
February 9, 2026 at 12:07 PM
The fact that Bad Bunny's halftime show made white bigots angry and feel excluded is A GOOD THING. It's one of the best things about it. It's not a problem to solve. It's a solution to pursue. Bigots *should* feel excluded. We should find *more* ways to celebrate the reality of USian diversity.
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Futzing with some faces
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Futzing with some faces
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An earnest plea to any and all people who work management:
If your employees are telling you they're shorthanded and are having trouble keeping up with tasks PLEASE take them seriously.
Most of us are NOT attempting to slack off. We're doing our best with the resources we have.
If your employees are telling you they're shorthanded and are having trouble keeping up with tasks PLEASE take them seriously.
Most of us are NOT attempting to slack off. We're doing our best with the resources we have.
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 PM
An earnest plea to any and all people who work management:
If your employees are telling you they're shorthanded and are having trouble keeping up with tasks PLEASE take them seriously.
Most of us are NOT attempting to slack off. We're doing our best with the resources we have.
If your employees are telling you they're shorthanded and are having trouble keeping up with tasks PLEASE take them seriously.
Most of us are NOT attempting to slack off. We're doing our best with the resources we have.
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'Cyborg Legion'
February 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
'Cyborg Legion'
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「あれ？昨日は小便器が３つあったのに…？」
「３つ？先週見た時は４つあったぜ？」
―トイレ清掃業者より
「３つ？先週見た時は４つあったぜ？」
―トイレ清掃業者より
October 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
「あれ？昨日は小便器が３つあったのに…？」
「３つ？先週見た時は４つあったぜ？」
―トイレ清掃業者より
「３つ？先週見た時は４つあったぜ？」
―トイレ清掃業者より
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told you guys
www.newsweek.com/jordan-peter...
www.newsweek.com/jordan-peter...
October 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
told you guys
www.newsweek.com/jordan-peter...
www.newsweek.com/jordan-peter...
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Infections with what has become known as "Hatemold" (Jacare rowlii) are on the rise this year.
This parasitic black mold is attracted to individuals who fill their hearts with hatred towards fellow humans, weakening their immune system. It has spread through the TERF community, among other bigots.
This parasitic black mold is attracted to individuals who fill their hearts with hatred towards fellow humans, weakening their immune system. It has spread through the TERF community, among other bigots.
June 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Infections with what has become known as "Hatemold" (Jacare rowlii) are on the rise this year.
This parasitic black mold is attracted to individuals who fill their hearts with hatred towards fellow humans, weakening their immune system. It has spread through the TERF community, among other bigots.
This parasitic black mold is attracted to individuals who fill their hearts with hatred towards fellow humans, weakening their immune system. It has spread through the TERF community, among other bigots.
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Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
“It’s hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: ‘Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!’”
“It’s hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: ‘Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!’”
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
“Every real copper knew you didn’t go around looking for Clues so that you could find out Who Done It. No, you started out with a pretty good idea of Who Done It. That way, you knew what Clues to look for.”
“Every real copper knew you didn’t go around looking for Clues so that you could find out Who Done It. No, you started out with a pretty good idea of Who Done It. That way, you knew what Clues to look for.”
Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic
“Not for the first time she reflected that there were many drawbacks to being a swordswoman, not least of which was that men didn't take you seriously until you'd actually killed them, by which time it didn't really matter anyway.”
“Not for the first time she reflected that there were many drawbacks to being a swordswoman, not least of which was that men didn't take you seriously until you'd actually killed them, by which time it didn't really matter anyway.”
February 8, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
“It’s hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: ‘Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!’”
“It’s hard to be an ornithologist and walk through a wood when all around you the world is shouting: ‘Bugger off, this is my bush! Aargh, the nest thief! Have sex with me, I can make my chest big and red!’”
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
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sangria and realnyanlet !!
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
sangria and realnyanlet !!
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Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Jeff Bezos’s wealth has increased an average of $70 million every day of 2026, meaning that he could have offset The Post’s losses with what he’s made since Monday.
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Tank controls are good actually!
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February 7, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Tank controls are good actually!
This message was brought to you by the Casey Explosion Tank Controls Rehabilitation Committee™
This message was brought to you by the Casey Explosion Tank Controls Rehabilitation Committee™
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moss on the rocks
October 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
moss on the rocks
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Kat and Ash visit the market
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Kat and Ash visit the market
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siamese and hush being cute
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 AM
siamese and hush being cute