GNCSP
@gncsp.bsky.social
programmer | too good at corpospeak | she/her/it | 🔞 | 🏳️⚧️ | 29
tumblr: https://pickledkiwiberry.tumblr.com/
girlfriend: @beaujangle.bsky.social
tumblr: https://pickledkiwiberry.tumblr.com/
girlfriend: @beaujangle.bsky.social
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Just discovered that they have flavors and I am now Very Happy.
Shoutout to @smallmood.dog for introducing me to this brand of lip balm that saved my lips from ripping apart last winter.
Shoutout to @smallmood.dog for introducing me to this brand of lip balm that saved my lips from ripping apart last winter.
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just discovered that they have flavors and I am now Very Happy.
Shoutout to @smallmood.dog for introducing me to this brand of lip balm that saved my lips from ripping apart last winter.
Shoutout to @smallmood.dog for introducing me to this brand of lip balm that saved my lips from ripping apart last winter.
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I can't believe they put Handler chairs in every hotel room these days, that's just downright naughty.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I can't believe they put Handler chairs in every hotel room these days, that's just downright naughty.
I'm still working on getting these apps to let me send btw. I finally got like, a tiny amount through with an entirely made up description.
It's like I'm dealing with a wild animal. Trying to get the bird to land on my hand. It's a very precarious situation.
It's like I'm dealing with a wild animal. Trying to get the bird to land on my hand. It's a very precarious situation.
Ellie is cute and sweet and you should give her $$ for groceries and also don't be like me and accidentally get multiple payment apps to panic and think you're being scammed use descriptions that are more detailed than the pizza emoji.
hi, um. my wife and i are both disabled trans women and we don't have enough money to get groceries. we're both unemployed and she won't get financial aid until next week
if anyone would be willing to help us with getting some groceries, we'd really appreciate it
my cashapp is $EebyEepyBee
if anyone would be willing to help us with getting some groceries, we'd really appreciate it
my cashapp is $EebyEepyBee
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm still working on getting these apps to let me send btw. I finally got like, a tiny amount through with an entirely made up description.
It's like I'm dealing with a wild animal. Trying to get the bird to land on my hand. It's a very precarious situation.
It's like I'm dealing with a wild animal. Trying to get the bird to land on my hand. It's a very precarious situation.
I have often seen myself as more of a floppy ear Collie than an erect ear Collie like if you are pro floppy ears.
Floppy eared dog/animal club
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I have often seen myself as more of a floppy ear Collie than an erect ear Collie like if you are pro floppy ears.
I'm very tired and I'm desperately hoping these posts are legible woof woof bark bark
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I'm very tired and I'm desperately hoping these posts are legible woof woof bark bark
When I woke up yesterday morning my girlfriend was like "hey how well do you need to know someone before you're comfortable spitroasting me with them?" and all I could reply with was "okay who do you want to have a threeway with just tell me".
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 AM
When I woke up yesterday morning my girlfriend was like "hey how well do you need to know someone before you're comfortable spitroasting me with them?" and all I could reply with was "okay who do you want to have a threeway with just tell me".
Listened to girlfriend's friend play really good music she made at a small show in a dinky bar in an alley and it was awesome.
November 17, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Listened to girlfriend's friend play really good music she made at a small show in a dinky bar in an alley and it was awesome.
Can we all just establish that preventing scams is useful but also having absolutely no way to override this *even when I contact support* is absolutely fucking insane.
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Can we all just establish that preventing scams is useful but also having absolutely no way to override this *even when I contact support* is absolutely fucking insane.
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I thank the endless sea of souls that shapes our universe every day for letting me have a girlfriend who actually seems to enjoy when I rant about things that have pissed me off.
It's also really fun listening to her rant about things that've pissed her off.
It's also really fun listening to her rant about things that've pissed her off.
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I thank the endless sea of souls that shapes our universe every day for letting me have a girlfriend who actually seems to enjoy when I rant about things that have pissed me off.
It's also really fun listening to her rant about things that've pissed her off.
It's also really fun listening to her rant about things that've pissed her off.
Ellie is cute and sweet and you should give her $$ for groceries and also don't be like me and accidentally get multiple payment apps to panic and think you're being scammed use descriptions that are more detailed than the pizza emoji.
hi, um. my wife and i are both disabled trans women and we don't have enough money to get groceries. we're both unemployed and she won't get financial aid until next week
if anyone would be willing to help us with getting some groceries, we'd really appreciate it
my cashapp is $EebyEepyBee
if anyone would be willing to help us with getting some groceries, we'd really appreciate it
my cashapp is $EebyEepyBee
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Ellie is cute and sweet and you should give her $$ for groceries and also don't be like me and accidentally get multiple payment apps to panic and think you're being scammed use descriptions that are more detailed than the pizza emoji.
Unfortunately I got too into the details and made the tubes a bad thing.
I feel like I can't not write dystopias no matter how hard I try.
I feel like I can't not write dystopias no matter how hard I try.
I think the world would be better if we had an intricate, massive, cross-the-world network of pneumatic tubes that we could send things to each other in.
Like, it'd be constantly underfunded & we'd always be like "damn my pkg got stuck in the tubes" & CNN would be like "breaking news huge tube jam"
Like, it'd be constantly underfunded & we'd always be like "damn my pkg got stuck in the tubes" & CNN would be like "breaking news huge tube jam"
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Unfortunately I got too into the details and made the tubes a bad thing.
I feel like I can't not write dystopias no matter how hard I try.
I feel like I can't not write dystopias no matter how hard I try.
I think the world would be better if we had an intricate, massive, cross-the-world network of pneumatic tubes that we could send things to each other in.
Like, it'd be constantly underfunded & we'd always be like "damn my pkg got stuck in the tubes" & CNN would be like "breaking news huge tube jam"
Like, it'd be constantly underfunded & we'd always be like "damn my pkg got stuck in the tubes" & CNN would be like "breaking news huge tube jam"
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think the world would be better if we had an intricate, massive, cross-the-world network of pneumatic tubes that we could send things to each other in.
Like, it'd be constantly underfunded & we'd always be like "damn my pkg got stuck in the tubes" & CNN would be like "breaking news huge tube jam"
Like, it'd be constantly underfunded & we'd always be like "damn my pkg got stuck in the tubes" & CNN would be like "breaking news huge tube jam"
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puppy girl, pondering: hmm. this gives me paws.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
puppy girl, pondering: hmm. this gives me paws.
Dommed my gf hard the other day and she apparently felt the need to get back at me by wrecking my shit today and now I'm already preparing to wreck her shit and--
The cycle of (hot) violence continues...
The cycle of (hot) violence continues...
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Dommed my gf hard the other day and she apparently felt the need to get back at me by wrecking my shit today and now I'm already preparing to wreck her shit and--
The cycle of (hot) violence continues...
The cycle of (hot) violence continues...
Is it bad that I *stopped* using deodorant to be more attractive to my girlfriend?
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Is it bad that I *stopped* using deodorant to be more attractive to my girlfriend?
There is better infrastructure for the Pokemon than the Humans, and in this sense the Pokemon are a metaphor for cars.
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There is better infrastructure for the Pokemon than the Humans, and in this sense the Pokemon are a metaphor for cars.
Explaining to my manager what a spliff is.
November 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Explaining to my manager what a spliff is.
she's doing victory laps about it
So I lost this bet.
Anyway I still have to install Unreal Tournament.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
she's doing victory laps about it
So I lost this bet.
Anyway I still have to install Unreal Tournament.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
So I lost this bet.
I had a nightmare I was a simulated person being tortured for eternity in virtual medical experiments trying desperately to argue against utilitarian ethics at my creators who were barely listening.
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I had a nightmare I was a simulated person being tortured for eternity in virtual medical experiments trying desperately to argue against utilitarian ethics at my creators who were barely listening.
In a loud crowded place asking @beaujangle.bsky.social if she would like it if I fucked her there, if people whipped out cameras, to imagine being recognized by a hot barista later "oh aren't you that girl who got fucked in public that went viral?"
She squirmed so much!
She squirmed so much!
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
In a loud crowded place asking @beaujangle.bsky.social if she would like it if I fucked her there, if people whipped out cameras, to imagine being recognized by a hot barista later "oh aren't you that girl who got fucked in public that went viral?"
She squirmed so much!
She squirmed so much!
Went with my gf to a Danny Brown concert featuring Femtanyl and Underscores. Fucking awesome.
I should've worn my dog ears and tail. I would've definitely not been alone.
At least neither of us forgot our collars.
I should've worn my dog ears and tail. I would've definitely not been alone.
At least neither of us forgot our collars.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Went with my gf to a Danny Brown concert featuring Femtanyl and Underscores. Fucking awesome.
I should've worn my dog ears and tail. I would've definitely not been alone.
At least neither of us forgot our collars.
I should've worn my dog ears and tail. I would've definitely not been alone.
At least neither of us forgot our collars.
Got my girlfriend to piss herself while we were standing walking distance to the bathroom. What's the point of her getting padded if she has to use a stall?
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Got my girlfriend to piss herself while we were standing walking distance to the bathroom. What's the point of her getting padded if she has to use a stall?