GNCSP
@gncsp.bsky.social
programmer | too good at corpospeak | she/her/it | ΘΔborder collie | 🔞 | 🏳️⚧️ | 30
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girlfriend: @beaujangle.bsky.social
tumblr: https://pickledkiwiberry.tumblr.com/
girlfriend: @beaujangle.bsky.social
getting beaten by hot women is truly wonderful
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 AM
getting beaten by hot women is truly wonderful
weed made me horny but then ruined the mood when i got paranoid about pants so on the hole failed very sad im sorry gf
January 22, 2026 at 7:21 AM
weed made me horny but then ruined the mood when i got paranoid about pants so on the hole failed very sad im sorry gf
swallowed my saliva wrong now im choking
January 22, 2026 at 6:04 AM
swallowed my saliva wrong now im choking
Gf held me still while Owner punched me in the stomach earlier and then they started talking about MtG for several hours straight what should I feel about this
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Gf held me still while Owner punched me in the stomach earlier and then they started talking about MtG for several hours straight what should I feel about this
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amazing. Incredible. Art being made in real time.
January 19, 2026 at 5:07 AM
amazing. Incredible. Art being made in real time.
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so glad to live in a beautiful world where the stove can enjoy cooking too
January 13, 2026 at 1:27 AM
so glad to live in a beautiful world where the stove can enjoy cooking too
I think it'd be Shake having taken it from Meatwad then throwing it on the floor but otherwise I agree.
type of controller that would be used in one episode of ATHF and would explode when meatwad tosses in on the floor
most insane controller i’ve ever seen
January 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I think it'd be Shake having taken it from Meatwad then throwing it on the floor but otherwise I agree.
Slow burn more like foreplay-maxxing
January 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Slow burn more like foreplay-maxxing
I got a little Pocket Rocket 2 for fun / to use outdoors and I tested it on my front porch making coffee the Turkish way with a cevze and it came out *really well*. It was actually a bit nicer than using my built-in stove because the flame was easier to concentrate on the small cevze surface area.
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I got a little Pocket Rocket 2 for fun / to use outdoors and I tested it on my front porch making coffee the Turkish way with a cevze and it came out *really well*. It was actually a bit nicer than using my built-in stove because the flame was easier to concentrate on the small cevze surface area.
My life experience so far is that people who call coffee "java" are excruciating to interact with.
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My life experience so far is that people who call coffee "java" are excruciating to interact with.
Whenever I say I have a headache and someone asks if I've had water I want to incinerate them. No I haven't had water that's why I have the headache that's not why I told you about the headache I told you so that you'd know I was in pain when interacting with me.
January 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Whenever I say I have a headache and someone asks if I've had water I want to incinerate them. No I haven't had water that's why I have the headache that's not why I told you about the headache I told you so that you'd know I was in pain when interacting with me.
It's true!!! You should buy the supporter's bundle while it's still called the "Suppoter's Bundle"!
Pathologic 3 is out!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can go play it!!!!!!!
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
It's true!!! You should buy the supporter's bundle while it's still called the "Suppoter's Bundle"!
Losing my mind finding out that new manufacture of coal gas is called "Synthetic Natural Gas". Motherfucker that's MANUFACTURED GAS. Natural Gas is literally "what if instead of manufacturing gas we used the shit in the ground". Just call it Manufactured Gas again!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Losing my mind finding out that new manufacture of coal gas is called "Synthetic Natural Gas". Motherfucker that's MANUFACTURED GAS. Natural Gas is literally "what if instead of manufacturing gas we used the shit in the ground". Just call it Manufactured Gas again!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
Claims Exchange or Claim Sex Change?
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Claims Exchange or Claim Sex Change?
Better than getting stuck experiencing immortal fear. That shit's never-ending.
[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Better than getting stuck experiencing immortal fear. That shit's never-ending.
I'm writing a ton of Bluesky posts while spooning my girlfriend and she's giggling while reading them.
December 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I'm writing a ton of Bluesky posts while spooning my girlfriend and she's giggling while reading them.
My girlfriend said it was fucked up that I said my piss is stanky right as she was about to say I'm pretty because she thought it because I took my pony tail out but with timing I'd think it's because of my stanky asparagus piss.
December 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
My girlfriend said it was fucked up that I said my piss is stanky right as she was about to say I'm pretty because she thought it because I took my pony tail out but with timing I'd think it's because of my stanky asparagus piss.
I kid you knot (I will have a child if you knot me)
December 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I kid you knot (I will have a child if you knot me)
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Saw a picture of someone wearing a pearl necklace and thought "heh, pearl necklace, like the sex thing, I see what you did there."
No you fuckin' cumbrained idiot it's just an actual normal-ass pearl necklace
No you fuckin' cumbrained idiot it's just an actual normal-ass pearl necklace
December 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Saw a picture of someone wearing a pearl necklace and thought "heh, pearl necklace, like the sex thing, I see what you did there."
No you fuckin' cumbrained idiot it's just an actual normal-ass pearl necklace
No you fuckin' cumbrained idiot it's just an actual normal-ass pearl necklace
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Pissed off my girlfriend by saying that pounding a cloaca doubles as urethral sounding.
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Pissed off my girlfriend by saying that pounding a cloaca doubles as urethral sounding.
First time I got this dialog box, at the bottom of the mines, I was a bit confused because this seemed really out of theme with the game. Until I remembered that I set my "favorite thing" as flesh when I created my character.
I love customizable flavor text.
I love customizable flavor text.
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
First time I got this dialog box, at the bottom of the mines, I was a bit confused because this seemed really out of theme with the game. Until I remembered that I set my "favorite thing" as flesh when I created my character.
I love customizable flavor text.
I love customizable flavor text.
Every time someone I haven't slept with has kids
[0007411] Announces births of creatures in unexplored caverns.
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Every time someone I haven't slept with has kids