gmattheis.bsky.social
@gmattheis.bsky.social
Professional Nerd. Amateur husband. Home Brewer. Tinkerer. Video Gamer. Dog guy. Friend of DeSoto
So "The Bear" is just bickering in a kitchen?
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
So "The Bear" is just bickering in a kitchen?
do star trek replicators have ethical lock outs?
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
do star trek replicators have ethical lock outs?
If you have a mood, there's a reaction gif from 30 rock to fit it
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you have a mood, there's a reaction gif from 30 rock to fit it
as things for children get sanitized and made "safer", but we strip away basic human rights for wide swaths of the population, we have become both parts of demolition man.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
as things for children get sanitized and made "safer", but we strip away basic human rights for wide swaths of the population, we have become both parts of demolition man.
"still got it..." I echo in my head as I put my comfy pants on at 5:30 on a Friday night
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"still got it..." I echo in my head as I put my comfy pants on at 5:30 on a Friday night
"still metal..." I whisper as I schedule my colonoscopy
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"still metal..." I whisper as I schedule my colonoscopy
"still punk..." I whisper as I change the water in my humidifier
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"still punk..." I whisper as I change the water in my humidifier
i wish i loved anything as much as michael bay loves 360 pan shots at golden hour
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i wish i loved anything as much as michael bay loves 360 pan shots at golden hour
took me a while, but now that i'm 44 i understand NiN better
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
took me a while, but now that i'm 44 i understand NiN better
There are days where I fail the Turing test
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
There are days where I fail the Turing test
if tv/movies could please _not_ use tinnitus squeal as short hand for explosion, that'd be nice
October 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
if tv/movies could please _not_ use tinnitus squeal as short hand for explosion, that'd be nice
Do we think data's dreams are always lucid?
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Do we think data's dreams are always lucid?
why is ving rhames always getting captured?
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
why is ving rhames always getting captured?
just saw the defcon talk, brilliant brilliant brilliant
EFF is always so proud to represent security researchers doing important work. Our Coders' Rights Project often works with DEFCON presenters, and two of our clients are presenting today about schools, bathroom vape detectors, and audio recordings. www.wired.com/story/schoo...
It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug
A pair of hackers found that a vape detector often found in high school bathrooms contained microphones—and security weaknesses that could allow someone to turn it into a secret listening device.
www.wired.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
just saw the defcon talk, brilliant brilliant brilliant
explain "enshittification" in one image...
October 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
explain "enshittification" in one image...
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Just to recap, the actual president found an AI-generated video of a fake news report depicting a fake announcement about an imaginary healthcare system based on a technology that doesn’t exist and posted it on his official social media account
This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!
Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...
September 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Just to recap, the actual president found an AI-generated video of a fake news report depicting a fake announcement about an imaginary healthcare system based on a technology that doesn’t exist and posted it on his official social media account
The mission impossible franchise could be called the "perfect posture" movies.
September 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The mission impossible franchise could be called the "perfect posture" movies.
Sound Biergarden
Ten Inch Nails
Technologically advance a band:
OLED Soundsystem
OLED Soundsystem
September 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Sound Biergarden
No woman survives a tom cruise mission impossible
September 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
No woman survives a tom cruise mission impossible
capitalism has rotten so many people's brains that they believe being de-monetized = censorship
September 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
capitalism has rotten so many people's brains that they believe being de-monetized = censorship
the "Bananas to Go" brand of dried fruits cracks me up. is it implying that bananas are not, already, inherently portable with their own packaging?
September 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
the "Bananas to Go" brand of dried fruits cracks me up. is it implying that bananas are not, already, inherently portable with their own packaging?
Why does the best vacuum cleaner in my house have to live in the garage?
September 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Why does the best vacuum cleaner in my house have to live in the garage?
Tom cruise wearing toe shoes.
August 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tom cruise wearing toe shoes.
Do we think Tom cruise could arm pumpy run a whole marathon?
August 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Do we think Tom cruise could arm pumpy run a whole marathon?
If you're wiring a data closet and you choose not to label any patch cables, I hope your fingernails fall off.
August 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If you're wiring a data closet and you choose not to label any patch cables, I hope your fingernails fall off.