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Glyn MacLean
@glynmaclean.bsky.social
MENTOR & COACH: Inspire, encourage and empower humanity to greater self-love and the love of others through creativity and innovation. Also founder of @thedarknightonline.bsky.social advanced Cyber Sleuth.
MENTORING at www.glynmaclean.com
In some of the most private parts of Scotland the weather is very cold and also there’s this book about invisible 🫥
February 18, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Tell me the truth. Would you buy this #cookbook ? #book
February 18, 2026 at 9:09 AM
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I've been reading a book on color's cultural relevance through different time periods and I finally got to the chapter on white. I'm not gonna lie, it was kind of a hard read, but had this one line:

"White is defined by what it excludes."

And if that isn't the realest shit I've read in a while.
February 17, 2026 at 1:42 PM
People are beginning to talk like AI’s and Agentic AI’s are pretending to be people. It was bad enough when people were simply deceptive. The only people you can truly trust have tattoos and body piercings. They ain’t pretending. “What you got up your sleeve?” “Tattoo.” “Good, you’re in. Admitted.”
a person has a tattoo of bart simpson and lisa simpson
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February 18, 2026 at 5:03 AM
What job has the most magic? First grade ENGLISH TEACHER. They are always trying to put a spell on you.
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February 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
We must learn how to honour and appreciate a person while they are alive. The sudden rush to understand and appreciate a person when they are gone is a stark contrast and an indictment on the neglect of the living person we dishonoured by our absence. Presence with the living shows them you care.
a poster that says `` when we have each other we have everything amen '' .
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February 17, 2026 at 5:48 AM
WHAT IS #GOOD?
In my humble opinion.

HIPPOCRATIC OATH
Do no harm.

HUMAN RIGHTS ACT
30 human rights

THE GOLDEN RULE
Reciprocity - treat others how you would like to be treated
and

Learn these and you will become heroic.

You will be impactful.

You will do good.
You will be good.
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February 17, 2026 at 5:38 AM
#COMICBOOK and REAL LIFE #HEROES: Imagine a world in which we have been taught to hate our heroes and celebrate #villains. THE #WATCHMEN series demonstrates what happens when the corruption of insiders, insidiously undermines the reputations of the genuinely good. YOUR #HEROISM? LEARN what is good.
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February 17, 2026 at 5:30 AM
fALIENS: Every old person thinks they were a better kind of young person. What if they are right. We are just getting worse. What if these non human entities and inter-dimensional beings are young people from the year 2456 coming back to say, “oops, we f*cked up. We are in genetic decline. Help.”
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February 17, 2026 at 12:21 AM
OBSERVATION: INVISIBILITY CLOAK is given to you by unseen forces when you turn 50. This is of course a disaster for those who must have social intercourse, but to the introvert, bliss. The older you get, the more discarded. The impetuousness of youth perceives no utility in the wisdom of the aged.
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February 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I AM TOLKIEN TO YOU BUDDY! I will let you in on a true secret. I was literally declared retarded at age ten. Probably the only kid in the world who was allowed to study Tolkien during science class. How? I explained to the school principal that Tolkien was my religion. Principal agreed. I won. 🙌
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February 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
NEURODIVERGENCE EXPLAINED: English is stupid. I am lying on my bed. The same word for lay down is the word for telling lies. If you tell a tale you can also tell a tail. Also, I am going to put a spell on you.
Y
O
U
Spell accomplished.
Just prior to this shenanigan I imagined evading kangaroos.
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February 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Is your cat a tonic? Or do you take it on the gin?
February 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
This book could help 0.000045% of people.
February 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Serious reading on international relations.
February 16, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Perhaps you thought I wanted to be a writer? I wanted to be a righter. One is a labour of piece. The other a labour of peace. I call this labour my living word and ask you to read my persistent actions. Attempts to right wrongs and write wrong made me THE DARK NIGHT. 3am warrior for 3am worriers.
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February 16, 2026 at 2:30 PM
SPEAKING of the #HUMAN #BRAIN… think of the brain as like an engine that uses fuel and has an exhaust. The fuel is glucose. brain uses 25% to 40% of the body’s glucose energy. The exhaust is oxidants. Hence you need anti oxidants. Rubbish fuel in, Bad performance out. You think what you consume.
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February 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Reposted by Glyn MacLean
I work at an indie bookstore and there’s a guy who orders hundreds dollars of books at a time because he’s worried that books will be abolished and he doesn’t want knowledge to be lost.
February 15, 2026 at 4:55 AM
CONFESSION: I will absolutely be watching WUTHERING HEIGHTS the 2026 movie. Why? The lead male actor was recently Frankenstein. I perceive this as the sequel. A must watch. The ideal date night might be Frankenstein and Bride cosplay.
#wutheringheights #frankenstein #movie
February 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Last night I shared a revelation about NUREMBERG. This will only be of importance to those who care about humanity. Feel free to add me on LinkedIn. (Where I dare to speak truth to power.) #nuremberg #psychology

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Ascend Leadership | NUREMBERG ETHICS: The psychological lessons of NUREMBERG (Post WW2 Trials and the 2026 Movie) in relation to our backsliding behavioural modernity: Lessons presented by the… | Gl...
Ascend Leadership | NUREMBERG ETHICS: The psychological lessons of NUREMBERG (Post WW2 Trials and the 2026 Movie) in relation to our backsliding behavioural modernity: Lessons presented by the Nurem...
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February 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Sometimes I spake modern English. This is not one of those Thymes.
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February 15, 2026 at 8:52 PM
What ruined #dancing for me was the shift from innocent seductive-fun to predatory. I was in a mens locker room with a handsome and popular co worker who confessed to teaching Salsa to gain access to bed women. He bragged about working his way through all his female co workers and was later fired.
Rewatched STRICTLY BALLROOM last night and we really should put more dancers in films and just...film them. It's quite magical. I'll never understand how we handed the editing of musicals and dance films over to overcaffeinated hummingbirds.
February 15, 2026 at 7:59 AM
“I’m sick of you.” People can cause stress. Stress can cause illness. Illness can cause death. People who cause stress cause death. Yet despite this understanding, and workplace stress being a very real crime, it’s still ok for some people to slowly kill their victims through cumulative stress.
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February 15, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Today is a good day to stop being where you aren’t wanted and start being where you are needed.
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February 15, 2026 at 6:09 AM
HAPPY VALENTINES for the lovers out there. Pleased to share the song LOST WITHOUT YOUR LOVE by @nathaliemiranda.bsky.social for you to share with your special someone. https://open.spotify.com/album/0s6yRzFhZNK0fnVIDmU8SN?si=xMCGGwNPR6mSj_Xmvt0fpw
February 14, 2026 at 11:18 AM