Lisa 🐈⬛
@glittermagpie.bsky.social
Not a proper grownup.
3 cats, 2 dogs and 1 boyfriend.
Scouser down South.
Friendly introvert.
She/her
3 cats, 2 dogs and 1 boyfriend.
Scouser down South.
Friendly introvert.
She/her
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A much better day today, weatherwise. No rain and the sun is trying to come out.
I have the French widows into the garden left open for the first time this year!
I have the French widows into the garden left open for the first time this year!
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
A much better day today, weatherwise. No rain and the sun is trying to come out.
I have the French widows into the garden left open for the first time this year!
I have the French widows into the garden left open for the first time this year!
Watching the football is going to ruin my evening isn't it?
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Watching the football is going to ruin my evening isn't it?
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Me: You can make anything funny by sticking googly eyes on it.
Judge: It’s still an offence to expose yourself in a public place.
Judge: It’s still an offence to expose yourself in a public place.
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Me: You can make anything funny by sticking googly eyes on it.
Judge: It’s still an offence to expose yourself in a public place.
Judge: It’s still an offence to expose yourself in a public place.
Installed a new camera in the garden yesterday and haven't disabled the AI commentary yet. Pleased to confirm that the tail was attached to my dog
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Installed a new camera in the garden yesterday and haven't disabled the AI commentary yet. Pleased to confirm that the tail was attached to my dog
How the cool girls looked at me in high school
I’m a bit obsessed with clone dolls at the moment and how they all look like they are about to start some beef
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 AM
How the cool girls looked at me in high school
J is having a lie in so I haven't had a shower or got dressed yet. Obviously the sainsburys delivery arrived an hour early while I'm in my pyjamas 🤦♀️
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 AM
J is having a lie in so I haven't had a shower or got dressed yet. Obviously the sainsburys delivery arrived an hour early while I'm in my pyjamas 🤦♀️
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Free to read, just for today: www.tom-cox.com/old-litkinov...
Old Litkinov
This story is one of my favourite things I wrote last year. I'm making it free for 24 hours, so a few more people have chance to read an example of my short fiction. If you'd like to support my writin...
www.tom-cox.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Free to read, just for today: www.tom-cox.com/old-litkinov...
Do we all agree that my dog is part bat?
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Do we all agree that my dog is part bat?
Is it cheating on my crossword if I knew the answer was chihuahua but I had to Google how to spell it? 😆
February 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Is it cheating on my crossword if I knew the answer was chihuahua but I had to Google how to spell it? 😆
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Solvitur ambulando is my favourite Latin phrase. It means "it is solved by walking".
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Solvitur ambulando is my favourite Latin phrase. It means "it is solved by walking".
This is @jenbren.bsky.social favourite song
February 6, 2026 at 10:04 AM
This is @jenbren.bsky.social favourite song
I'm getting a coldsore on the inside of my nose 😩
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I'm getting a coldsore on the inside of my nose 😩
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New commission finished!!
This handsome chap belongs to the wonderfully lovely Christine Stevens.
I don’t know what he’s called, but I’ve named him John Purrslow.
This handsome chap belongs to the wonderfully lovely Christine Stevens.
I don’t know what he’s called, but I’ve named him John Purrslow.
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
New commission finished!!
This handsome chap belongs to the wonderfully lovely Christine Stevens.
I don’t know what he’s called, but I’ve named him John Purrslow.
This handsome chap belongs to the wonderfully lovely Christine Stevens.
I don’t know what he’s called, but I’ve named him John Purrslow.
Joyous
THREAD.
A selection of notes I have made in my notebook about my dad, and the things he does.
1. The Public Swimming Pool
A selection of notes I have made in my notebook about my dad, and the things he does.
1. The Public Swimming Pool
February 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Joyous
Whis is she holding what is very clearly not a Kindle
February 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Whis is she holding what is very clearly not a Kindle
I've just had shopping delivered with a couple of bottles of wine.
Delivery lad: Can I have your date of birth please? Obviously I can see you're old enough.
Me: (mock offended) Haha alright, thanks
Delivery lad: The last woman said that as well
Delivery lad: Can I have your date of birth please? Obviously I can see you're old enough.
Me: (mock offended) Haha alright, thanks
Delivery lad: The last woman said that as well
February 5, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I've just had shopping delivered with a couple of bottles of wine.
Delivery lad: Can I have your date of birth please? Obviously I can see you're old enough.
Me: (mock offended) Haha alright, thanks
Delivery lad: The last woman said that as well
Delivery lad: Can I have your date of birth please? Obviously I can see you're old enough.
Me: (mock offended) Haha alright, thanks
Delivery lad: The last woman said that as well
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ME: you know, you're a rubbish dog
MY CAT: shut up and let me watch you use the toilet
MY CAT: shut up and let me watch you use the toilet
February 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
ME: you know, you're a rubbish dog
MY CAT: shut up and let me watch you use the toilet
MY CAT: shut up and let me watch you use the toilet
All of these books are great
Another #buyastrangerabook day offer to tell you about!
@mrslscarles.bsky.social is offering to buy someone copy of one of Tom Cox's books.
Here's what you can get!
If there's one you'd like, let us know!
UK only.
@mrslscarles.bsky.social is offering to buy someone copy of one of Tom Cox's books.
Here's what you can get!
If there's one you'd like, let us know!
UK only.
February 4, 2026 at 7:52 PM
All of these books are great
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Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
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Did you know that owls can’t breed in the rain? It’s too wet to woo.
February 4, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Did you know that owls can’t breed in the rain? It’s too wet to woo.
I've had a day.
Wine?
Wine?
February 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I've had a day.
Wine?
Wine?