Lisa 🐈⬛
@glittermagpie.bsky.social
Not a proper grownup.
3 cats, 2 dogs and 1 boyfriend.
Scouser down South.
Friendly introvert.
She/her
3 cats, 2 dogs and 1 boyfriend.
Scouser down South.
Friendly introvert.
She/her
Michael Barrymore's channel has appeared on J's YouTube algorithm and it's so weird. He goes around to local food places, is really lovely to the staff, eats some food and says it's really nice then goes home to his dog. Occasionally he gets recognised and it makes his day. If I ever see him
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Michael Barrymore's channel has appeared on J's YouTube algorithm and it's so weird. He goes around to local food places, is really lovely to the staff, eats some food and says it's really nice then goes home to his dog. Occasionally he gets recognised and it makes his day. If I ever see him
Where's our bloody dinner?
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Where's our bloody dinner?
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Not safe in London?
I got attacked by a swan in rural Surrey.
No one talks about that though do they?
I got attacked by a swan in rural Surrey.
No one talks about that though do they?
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Not safe in London?
I got attacked by a swan in rural Surrey.
No one talks about that though do they?
I got attacked by a swan in rural Surrey.
No one talks about that though do they?
Co-op are doing a dine in meal deal thing for a tenner (if you're a member, 12 quid if not) Main, 2 sides and a drink. So tonight we're having steak with dauphinoise potatoes and a bottle of prosecco. Bargain.
February 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Co-op are doing a dine in meal deal thing for a tenner (if you're a member, 12 quid if not) Main, 2 sides and a drink. So tonight we're having steak with dauphinoise potatoes and a bottle of prosecco. Bargain.
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Happy Friday 13th to all who celebrate
[Falls over]
[Phone slides across pavement]
[A rat presses the Post button through a cracked screen]
[The rat cuts his little finger]
[We cry in a pile]
[Falls over]
[Phone slides across pavement]
[A rat presses the Post button through a cracked screen]
[The rat cuts his little finger]
[We cry in a pile]
February 13, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Happy Friday 13th to all who celebrate
[Falls over]
[Phone slides across pavement]
[A rat presses the Post button through a cracked screen]
[The rat cuts his little finger]
[We cry in a pile]
[Falls over]
[Phone slides across pavement]
[A rat presses the Post button through a cracked screen]
[The rat cuts his little finger]
[We cry in a pile]
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Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
Fucking hell, the actual sun is actually shining. Let's all sack off work and go for a bracing country walk followed by a pub lunch which spills into a boozy afternoon.
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Fucking hell, the actual sun is actually shining. Let's all sack off work and go for a bracing country walk followed by a pub lunch which spills into a boozy afternoon.
A sad story:
Woke up thinking it was Friday.
It's not Friday.
FIN.
Woke up thinking it was Friday.
It's not Friday.
FIN.
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 AM
A sad story:
Woke up thinking it was Friday.
It's not Friday.
FIN.
Woke up thinking it was Friday.
It's not Friday.
FIN.
Went looking for my black cat and found him napping on a black bath mat. Accident waiting to happen
February 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Went looking for my black cat and found him napping on a black bath mat. Accident waiting to happen
Since when do you have to understand the lyrics of songs to enjoy the music?
Case in point: opera
Case in point: opera
February 10, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Since when do you have to understand the lyrics of songs to enjoy the music?
Case in point: opera
Case in point: opera
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We are having a Valentine cake sale in work. I’m not great at baking so I have assembled a love worm cake 💘🐛
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 AM
We are having a Valentine cake sale in work. I’m not great at baking so I have assembled a love worm cake 💘🐛
When my alarm went off this morning it vibrated itself off the bedside table, landed on the floor amd turned itself off.
I took this as a sign to have an extra 20 minutes in bed.
I took this as a sign to have an extra 20 minutes in bed.
February 10, 2026 at 8:52 AM
When my alarm went off this morning it vibrated itself off the bedside table, landed on the floor amd turned itself off.
I took this as a sign to have an extra 20 minutes in bed.
I took this as a sign to have an extra 20 minutes in bed.
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February 9, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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A much better day today, weatherwise. No rain and the sun is trying to come out.
I have the French widows into the garden left open for the first time this year!
I have the French widows into the garden left open for the first time this year!
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 PM
A much better day today, weatherwise. No rain and the sun is trying to come out.
I have the French widows into the garden left open for the first time this year!
I have the French widows into the garden left open for the first time this year!
Watching the football is going to ruin my evening isn't it?
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Watching the football is going to ruin my evening isn't it?
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Me: You can make anything funny by sticking googly eyes on it.
Judge: It’s still an offence to expose yourself in a public place.
Judge: It’s still an offence to expose yourself in a public place.
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Me: You can make anything funny by sticking googly eyes on it.
Judge: It’s still an offence to expose yourself in a public place.
Judge: It’s still an offence to expose yourself in a public place.
Installed a new camera in the garden yesterday and haven't disabled the AI commentary yet. Pleased to confirm that the tail was attached to my dog
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 AM
Installed a new camera in the garden yesterday and haven't disabled the AI commentary yet. Pleased to confirm that the tail was attached to my dog
How the cool girls looked at me in high school
I’m a bit obsessed with clone dolls at the moment and how they all look like they are about to start some beef
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 AM
How the cool girls looked at me in high school
J is having a lie in so I haven't had a shower or got dressed yet. Obviously the sainsburys delivery arrived an hour early while I'm in my pyjamas 🤦♀️
February 8, 2026 at 10:30 AM
J is having a lie in so I haven't had a shower or got dressed yet. Obviously the sainsburys delivery arrived an hour early while I'm in my pyjamas 🤦♀️
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Free to read, just for today: www.tom-cox.com/old-litkinov...
Old Litkinov
This story is one of my favourite things I wrote last year. I'm making it free for 24 hours, so a few more people have chance to read an example of my short fiction. If you'd like to support my writin...
www.tom-cox.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Free to read, just for today: www.tom-cox.com/old-litkinov...
Do we all agree that my dog is part bat?
February 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Do we all agree that my dog is part bat?
Is it cheating on my crossword if I knew the answer was chihuahua but I had to Google how to spell it? 😆
February 6, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Is it cheating on my crossword if I knew the answer was chihuahua but I had to Google how to spell it? 😆
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Solvitur ambulando is my favourite Latin phrase. It means "it is solved by walking".
February 5, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Solvitur ambulando is my favourite Latin phrase. It means "it is solved by walking".