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I run a law firm from my gaming computer. LSU alum. Reviews describe me as “an expert at fixing the tv and eating pizza” and a “sturdy little fella.”
@jaypeters.net where’s the newsletter Jay?!
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July 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@nynjpaweather.bsky.social the rain at like 2-3 am was the loudest rain I’ve ever heard. Incredible
July 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
June 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Tattoo combing my favorite Kendrick Lamar album with my most played Kendrick Lamar album.
March 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Few “trends” have made me more uncomfortable than seeing people develop emotional attachments to ChatGPT. Is it weird or is this my generation’s “out of touch” moment?
March 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It should be illegal—literally—to require signing in to unsubscribe from emails.

Looking at you @trakt.tv (but you’re not alone)
February 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Promise me a million times you’ll never do another rule
February 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Jalen (hurts). Will play.
January 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just realized this year’s Super Bowl is Super Bowl Licks
January 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Lamar Jackson's regular to post-season fall off (going all the way back to college) has to be studied.
January 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’m surprised Jack Black isn’t performing at the inauguration
January 19, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Invention idea: a tiny proximity tracker that sounds a horrible alarm when an object is moved more than 5 feet from where the tracker was applied because stop moving household shit jfc
January 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I don’t understand what targeting is if that’s not targeting?
January 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
New Year’s Day is the worst holiday.
January 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
2024 has been a pretty dope year.

- solar eclipse
- aurora
- comet
- Kendrick coming outside
- pop out
- first time seeing a whale in the wild
- 6 year old learned to ride a bike
- family reunion with siblings I hadn’t seen in years
- wife published her first book
- Disney
- Dragoncon year 3
December 29, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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December 19, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Imagine paying $200/mo for chatgpt and getting rate limited on sora account creation as if more than 10 people signed up lol
December 10, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I’d cut my granny off if she don’t see it how I see it
December 2, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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schedule for the week 🤍
December 2, 2024 at 2:11 AM
If you don’t want the opponent’s flag planted at midfield, don’t lose.
December 1, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Ranking Kendrick Lamar albums strictly by the % of songs that made my main playlist:

1. GNX - 6/12 - 50%
2. Mr. Morale - 6/19 - 32%
3. GKMC - 5/17 - 29.4%
4. DAMN - 4/14 - 28.5%
5. TPAB - 4/16 - 25%
6. Untitled Unmastered - 2/8 - 25%
7. Overly Dedicared - 2/12 - 17%
8. Section 80 - 2/15 - 13%
November 30, 2024 at 5:30 PM
You should only get two timeouts total during the 2-pt part of overtime. This is ridiculous.
November 30, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Scolopendra’s Nine Layer Dip
November 29, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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This wrecks me—every single time.
November 29, 2024 at 12:49 PM