Godziller66
@gizzardpuncher.bsky.social
"Being alive, it's the greatest gig in the world. You can eat at Denny's, wear a hat, whatever you want."-Norm MacDonald
This is what I feel like while playing Pokemon. I feel like God.
December 22, 2024 at 5:20 AM
This is what I feel like while playing Pokemon. I feel like God.
Got a great idea for a Forrest Gump anime crossover. It's called Lieutenant DanDanDan.
December 15, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Got a great idea for a Forrest Gump anime crossover. It's called Lieutenant DanDanDan.
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to chocobo?
December 15, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to chocobo?
I had a dream that I owned a monitor lizard named Taco Bell Automatic.
MLK-adjacent?
MLK-adjacent?
November 26, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I had a dream that I owned a monitor lizard named Taco Bell Automatic.
MLK-adjacent?
MLK-adjacent?
Asuka is definitely a TERF.
April 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Asuka is definitely a TERF.
Watching a Dan Schneider show is like watching a regular anime.
March 27, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Watching a Dan Schneider show is like watching a regular anime.
The worst thing about being alive is someone came in my mom's pussy.
March 20, 2024 at 2:40 PM
The worst thing about being alive is someone came in my mom's pussy.
When I jack off, bats come out like I'm getting a multiplier in Arkham Asylum.
March 18, 2024 at 2:06 PM
When I jack off, bats come out like I'm getting a multiplier in Arkham Asylum.
People are criticizing Israel for discriminating against Palestine, but they seem like they're killing pretty indiscriminately to me.
March 11, 2024 at 1:26 AM
People are criticizing Israel for discriminating against Palestine, but they seem like they're killing pretty indiscriminately to me.
Both these guys lookin' like the last airbender.
March 9, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Both these guys lookin' like the last airbender.
Some Egghead: As a general rule, closely related species often have similar numbers of chromosomes, and distantly related species don't. This is why a human cannot impregnate a do-
Me covering my ears: shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
Me covering my ears: shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
March 7, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Some Egghead: As a general rule, closely related species often have similar numbers of chromosomes, and distantly related species don't. This is why a human cannot impregnate a do-
Me covering my ears: shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
Me covering my ears: shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup
I would love to be a beloved king like Louis IIIIIIIIIIIIII of France.
March 5, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I would love to be a beloved king like Louis IIIIIIIIIIIIII of France.
Kindergarten Cop 2: It Was a Tumor
March 4, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Kindergarten Cop 2: It Was a Tumor
The Alamo Draft House is an awesome theater. I live in an Alimony Draft House. Cuz I pay alimony and my house has fuckin' holes in it.
March 4, 2024 at 2:46 AM
The Alamo Draft House is an awesome theater. I live in an Alimony Draft House. Cuz I pay alimony and my house has fuckin' holes in it.
Video games are movies that beat your ass.
March 3, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Video games are movies that beat your ass.
Only thing I know about K-Pop is it's what I say instead of Okay Boomer.
March 3, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Only thing I know about K-Pop is it's what I say instead of Okay Boomer.
Baby Yoda is Grogu's dead name, so I guess you could say I'm a fucking Peterson.
March 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Baby Yoda is Grogu's dead name, so I guess you could say I'm a fucking Peterson.
* supervisor says "amazeballs" *
Me: Don't ever say that every again...
Me: Don't ever say that every again...
March 1, 2024 at 6:21 PM
* supervisor says "amazeballs" *
Me: Don't ever say that every again...
Me: Don't ever say that every again...
I'm going to recreate the Titanic sub explosion, but it will be composed of exactly half poor people and half rich people. We're going to shoot up into the sky in an effort to touch God, fail, but become ennobled in our failure. We will arc downwards onto an Auto Zone and die heroes, die happy.
March 1, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I'm going to recreate the Titanic sub explosion, but it will be composed of exactly half poor people and half rich people. We're going to shoot up into the sky in an effort to touch God, fail, but become ennobled in our failure. We will arc downwards onto an Auto Zone and die heroes, die happy.
Cats are like little goblins, but unlike real goblins they don't shoot gold out of their mouths when I spin them around by the tail.
February 29, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Cats are like little goblins, but unlike real goblins they don't shoot gold out of their mouths when I spin them around by the tail.
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we should save up all the leap days and then every hundred years have Huge February
December 1, 2023 at 5:47 PM
we should save up all the leap days and then every hundred years have Huge February
Apparently the titular "rebirth" in Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth is Kobe Bryant. He's the final boss and you have to spam Ramuh to send him back to Hell.
Bryant's widow will hate this as she is an FF purist old school gamer.
Bryant's widow will hate this as she is an FF purist old school gamer.
February 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Apparently the titular "rebirth" in Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth is Kobe Bryant. He's the final boss and you have to spam Ramuh to send him back to Hell.
Bryant's widow will hate this as she is an FF purist old school gamer.
Bryant's widow will hate this as she is an FF purist old school gamer.