This is what I feel like while playing Pokemon. I feel like God.

Both these guys lookin' like the last airbender.

* supervisor says "amazeballs" *

Me: Don't ever say that every again...

I'm going to recreate the Titanic sub explosion, but it will be composed of exactly half poor people and half rich people. We're going to shoot up into the sky in an effort to touch God, fail, but become ennobled in our failure. We will arc downwards onto an Auto Zone and die heroes, die happy.

*at the hearings in 25 years*

Council of Decency: Now, Senator, is it true you said on Blue Sky, "Is it alright to have dirty doggy sex with Scooby-Dumb?
Can he consent?"

Me: Now y'honuh, this is taken outta contex' Ah must declare

*council produces Exhibit A, this very message*

Me: Oh lawrd