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one foot in the grave and the other in the comments
what they don’t tell you is that the answer to all your problems is watching two movies a day
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
what they don’t tell you is that the answer to all your problems is watching two movies a day
i passed my property and casualty test ‼️
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i passed my property and casualty test ‼️
the uber driver that picked me up today had a telsa and i completely embarrasssed myself by not knowing how those fucking doorhandles work 😭
October 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the uber driver that picked me up today had a telsa and i completely embarrasssed myself by not knowing how those fucking doorhandles work 😭
made a joke in the work chat about turning my teams breakout room into a padded cell and it did not land 😮💨
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
made a joke in the work chat about turning my teams breakout room into a padded cell and it did not land 😮💨
it's kind of poetic that one of the only memories i have with my mom was watching ER with her when i was little and now i'm in a full blown obsession with the pitt as an adult
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
it's kind of poetic that one of the only memories i have with my mom was watching ER with her when i was little and now i'm in a full blown obsession with the pitt as an adult
officially in my last week of being unemployed before i start my new job and it feels surreal almost - being out of work for six months has been horrible to my mental health but i also know i'm going to miss laying around, doing nothing all day
September 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
officially in my last week of being unemployed before i start my new job and it feels surreal almost - being out of work for six months has been horrible to my mental health but i also know i'm going to miss laying around, doing nothing all day
the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable
September 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable
stuck between a rock (tired of being unemployed) and a hard place (anxious about starting a new job)
August 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
stuck between a rock (tired of being unemployed) and a hard place (anxious about starting a new job)
you know the dating pool is complete shit when an acquaintance asks you for the number of your ex from ten years ago
August 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
you know the dating pool is complete shit when an acquaintance asks you for the number of your ex from ten years ago
painting my toes for the lesbian boat party tomorrow 💅
July 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
painting my toes for the lesbian boat party tomorrow 💅
if gaga doesn’t announce tx tour dates next year i literally don’t know what i’m going to do with myself
July 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
if gaga doesn’t announce tx tour dates next year i literally don’t know what i’m going to do with myself
July 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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got a root canal and started my period today - please put me out of my misery
July 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
got a root canal and started my period today - please put me out of my misery
another year of emmy nominations and another year interview with the vampire is snubbed 😭
while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪
while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪
July 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
another year of emmy nominations and another year interview with the vampire is snubbed 😭
while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪
while there are nominees that i am rooting for, i really don’t like how three or four series dominate every category when we have more shows on tv than we have ever had before 😪
i got two job offers this week
July 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i got two job offers this week
post someone with wings 🪽
July 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
post someone with wings 🪽
watching bring her back on amazon prime just for it to recommend look back once it was over might be the most diabolical thing i've experienced this year
July 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
watching bring her back on amazon prime just for it to recommend look back once it was over might be the most diabolical thing i've experienced this year
tooth pain has me feeling crazy why did i do this to myself
a drawing of a girl playing a guitar with a poster on the wall that says " 2021.5.8 "
ALT: a drawing of a girl playing a guitar with a poster on the wall that says " 2021.5.8 "
media.tenor.com
July 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
tooth pain has me feeling crazy why did i do this to myself
happy july 1st
July 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
happy july 1st
✦ Username: girlfailgod
✦ Pronouns: she/her
✦ Height: 5’9
✦ Sexuality: lesbian
✦ Sign: sagittarius
✦ Piercings: four
✦ Tattoos: nine
✦ Drink: dr. pepper
✦ Food: pasta
✦ Pets: no pets
✦ Relationship: partnered + polyam
✦ Pronouns: she/her
✦ Height: 5’9
✦ Sexuality: lesbian
✦ Sign: sagittarius
✦ Piercings: four
✦ Tattoos: nine
✦ Drink: dr. pepper
✦ Food: pasta
✦ Pets: no pets
✦ Relationship: partnered + polyam
If you see it, do it! 🩷
✦ Username: Besanii or B
✦ Pronouns: she/they
✦ Height: 5’9
✦ Sexuality: pan
✦ Sign: Pisces, Cancer, Cancer
✦ Piercings: 3
✦ Tattoos: 4 (desperate for more)
✦ Drink: cinnahoney latte or strawberry matcha :3
✦ Food: tiramisu
✦ Pets: 1 cat
✦ Relationship: engaged/polyam
✦ Username: Besanii or B
✦ Pronouns: she/they
✦ Height: 5’9
✦ Sexuality: pan
✦ Sign: Pisces, Cancer, Cancer
✦ Piercings: 3
✦ Tattoos: 4 (desperate for more)
✦ Drink: cinnahoney latte or strawberry matcha :3
✦ Food: tiramisu
✦ Pets: 1 cat
✦ Relationship: engaged/polyam
If you see it, do it! 🪷
✦ Username: chloerainbowy 🌈
✦ Pronouns: she/her 🛼
✦ Height: 5’2 🌻
✦ Sexuality: pan 🧚♀️
✦ Sign: ♍️
✦ Piercings: 0, not my thing
✦ Tattoos: two - a blues clues hint and a celestial fox 🐾🦊✨
✦ Drink: champagne 🥂
✦ Food: pancakes 🥞
✦ Pets: 2 kitties 🐈🐈⬛
✦ Relationship: partnered 👩❤️👨
✦ Username: chloerainbowy 🌈
✦ Pronouns: she/her 🛼
✦ Height: 5’2 🌻
✦ Sexuality: pan 🧚♀️
✦ Sign: ♍️
✦ Piercings: 0, not my thing
✦ Tattoos: two - a blues clues hint and a celestial fox 🐾🦊✨
✦ Drink: champagne 🥂
✦ Food: pancakes 🥞
✦ Pets: 2 kitties 🐈🐈⬛
✦ Relationship: partnered 👩❤️👨
June 30, 2025 at 6:26 AM
✦ Username: girlfailgod
✦ Pronouns: she/her
✦ Height: 5’9
✦ Sexuality: lesbian
✦ Sign: sagittarius
✦ Piercings: four
✦ Tattoos: nine
✦ Drink: dr. pepper
✦ Food: pasta
✦ Pets: no pets
✦ Relationship: partnered + polyam
✦ Pronouns: she/her
✦ Height: 5’9
✦ Sexuality: lesbian
✦ Sign: sagittarius
✦ Piercings: four
✦ Tattoos: nine
✦ Drink: dr. pepper
✦ Food: pasta
✦ Pets: no pets
✦ Relationship: partnered + polyam
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“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said
theonion.com/texas-b...
theonion.com/texas-b...
Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
AUSTIN, TX—In a landmark piece of legislation designed to stifle individuality across the state, the Texas Legislature passed a bill Friday that legally banned being different around children. “Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. […]
theonion.com
May 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Starting today, adults are no longer permitted to be unique or to deviate from a narrow set of cultural norms while in the presence of a minor,” Gov. Greg Abbott said
theonion.com/texas-b...
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wasn’t expecting any overnight guests this evening 😳
April 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
wasn’t expecting any overnight guests this evening 😳