god’s favorite girlfail
@girlfailgod.bsky.social
one foot in the grave and the other in the comments
i passed my property and casualty test ‼️
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i passed my property and casualty test ‼️
made a joke in the work chat about turning my teams breakout room into a padded cell and it did not land 😮💨
October 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
made a joke in the work chat about turning my teams breakout room into a padded cell and it did not land 😮💨
the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable
September 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable
July 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
i got two job offers this week
July 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i got two job offers this week
post someone with wings 🪽
July 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
post someone with wings 🪽
happy july 1st
July 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
happy july 1st
wasn’t expecting any overnight guests this evening 😳
April 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
wasn’t expecting any overnight guests this evening 😳
he is resin✨
April 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
he is resin✨
there’s a trend on tiktok where you post a bunch of ya novels you enjoyed from childhood that may be lesser known - i was gathering pictures of the books i remember reading so imagine my surprise when i recognize a very young MATTHEW BOMER on the cover of this one (guess i've always been a fujoshi)😂
April 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
there’s a trend on tiktok where you post a bunch of ya novels you enjoyed from childhood that may be lesser known - i was gathering pictures of the books i remember reading so imagine my surprise when i recognize a very young MATTHEW BOMER on the cover of this one (guess i've always been a fujoshi)😂
only one more sleep until the severance season two finale
March 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
only one more sleep until the severance season two finale
if you weren't posting lyrics from unreleased lady gaga demos 14 years ago, then i don't want to see you trying to get tickets to the mayhem ball
March 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
if you weren't posting lyrics from unreleased lady gaga demos 14 years ago, then i don't want to see you trying to get tickets to the mayhem ball
come to mama 🍹 🍓
February 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
come to mama 🍹 🍓
she's so me fr
February 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
she's so me fr
tgif - thank god i’m fishin’ 🎣 🦭
February 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
tgif - thank god i’m fishin’ 🎣 🦭
i ate a whole bag of these at work today and i need more immediately
January 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i ate a whole bag of these at work today and i need more immediately
monday mantra
January 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
monday mantra
Misery (1990)
January 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Misery (1990)
this is me if you even care ♥️✨
January 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
this is me if you even care ♥️✨
can someone please explain to me why one of the worst movies to come out somehow swept the oscars with the most nominations, while luca guadagnino gets no recognition for either of the two amazing films he put out last year?
January 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
can someone please explain to me why one of the worst movies to come out somehow swept the oscars with the most nominations, while luca guadagnino gets no recognition for either of the two amazing films he put out last year?
pretty spot on 🥰
January 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
pretty spot on 🥰
one of my neighbors is tony sopranoposting on my apartment complex community board lol
January 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
one of my neighbors is tony sopranoposting on my apartment complex community board lol
made lemon piglets with my partner for good luck in the new year 🐽🍋✨
January 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
made lemon piglets with my partner for good luck in the new year 🐽🍋✨
wishing, hoping, praying they decide to re-release both of these beauties
December 16, 2024 at 8:58 PM
wishing, hoping, praying they decide to re-release both of these beauties