Giraffeter
@giraffeter.bsky.social
30something, she/her, bi-furious. 18+ only. Minors, I'm old enough to be yr mom so jot that down. Also Giraffeter on Twitter/X, Ao3, and Tumblr.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?
Spouse: Wait, who is that?
Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger.
Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again?
Me: The guy with the mustache.
Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!
Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger.
Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again?
Me: The guy with the mustache.
Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!
May 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Spouse: Wait, who is that?
Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger.
Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again?
Me: The guy with the mustache.
Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!
Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger.
Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again?
Me: The guy with the mustache.
Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!
OK I’m not even watching Top Form but the gifs are all over my various timelines and DO YOU WANT ANTS??? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!!! DO YOU WANT ANTS??? ON YOUR DICK???
April 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
OK I’m not even watching Top Form but the gifs are all over my various timelines and DO YOU WANT ANTS??? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!!! DO YOU WANT ANTS??? ON YOUR DICK???
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It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
March 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
Me: OK so I just need to look at this data and then pull out some reccos and next steps, what does the data say…
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE!
Everybody is a GENIUS,
Who knows it in ADVANCE!
Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE…
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE!
Everybody is a GENIUS,
Who knows it in ADVANCE!
Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE…
March 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me: OK so I just need to look at this data and then pull out some reccos and next steps, what does the data say…
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE!
Everybody is a GENIUS,
Who knows it in ADVANCE!
Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE…
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE!
Everybody is a GENIUS,
Who knows it in ADVANCE!
Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE…
Actually looks more like me than a lot of picrews end up doing!
March 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Actually looks more like me than a lot of picrews end up doing!
I’m just saying with JoAnn closing and Target caving to fascists the Michael’s Pride collection better be off the CHAIN this year
March 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m just saying with JoAnn closing and Target caving to fascists the Michael’s Pride collection better be off the CHAIN this year
Just ripped a scratchy tag out of my shirt collar with my bare hands because it was bothering me and I didn’t want to get up so that’s how I’m doing
March 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just ripped a scratchy tag out of my shirt collar with my bare hands because it was bothering me and I didn’t want to get up so that’s how I’m doing
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there are probably so many tumblr users out there who were obsessed with les amis de l'abc in 2013 and have never heard of Not Me (2021), and that makes me very very sad
March 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
there are probably so many tumblr users out there who were obsessed with les amis de l'abc in 2013 and have never heard of Not Me (2021), and that makes me very very sad
Kiddo was windmilling their arms around wildly so I told them they were gonna get kicked out of the mosh pit
They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”
They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”
March 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Kiddo was windmilling their arms around wildly so I told them they were gonna get kicked out of the mosh pit
They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”
They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”
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New Coldread: "An Elegant Solution", by
@giraffeter.bsky.social - a fandom classic 😍
"When Jiang Yanli joins Jiang Cheng in visiting Wei Wuxian at the Burial Grounds, the two brothers are on the verge of cutting ties forever — until Jiang Yanli has a better idea. Wei Wuxian doesn't need -
@giraffeter.bsky.social - a fandom classic 😍
"When Jiang Yanli joins Jiang Cheng in visiting Wei Wuxian at the Burial Grounds, the two brothers are on the verge of cutting ties forever — until Jiang Yanli has a better idea. Wei Wuxian doesn't need -
February 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
AAAAAAAA
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I'm offering two <5k fics for Fandom Trumps Hate! SVSS, Love in the Air, MDZS, Bad Buddy, Not Me, OnlyFriends, Moonlight Chicken, Theory of Love, Tharntype, SOTUS, Peaceful Property, Love Sea, Tale Of Thousand Stars, Cherry Magic Thai, 4 Minutes. Open to M/M, F/F, multi, poly tinyurl.com/fthspexi
February 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I'm offering two <5k fics for Fandom Trumps Hate! SVSS, Love in the Air, MDZS, Bad Buddy, Not Me, OnlyFriends, Moonlight Chicken, Theory of Love, Tharntype, SOTUS, Peaceful Property, Love Sea, Tale Of Thousand Stars, Cherry Magic Thai, 4 Minutes. Open to M/M, F/F, multi, poly tinyurl.com/fthspexi
I saw some Captive Prince fan art and was thinking about it taking place in Fantasy France. Then I thought “Frantasy,” and that’s what I’m calling it now
Still reading the Kushiel’s Dart books, which also take place in Frantasy
Still reading the Kushiel’s Dart books, which also take place in Frantasy
February 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I saw some Captive Prince fan art and was thinking about it taking place in Fantasy France. Then I thought “Frantasy,” and that’s what I’m calling it now
Still reading the Kushiel’s Dart books, which also take place in Frantasy
Still reading the Kushiel’s Dart books, which also take place in Frantasy
Bidding is open for Fandom Trumps Hate 2025!
Let me create a fic just for you. My creator link is here: fth2025offerings.dreamwidth.org/437282.html
Let me create a fic just for you. My creator link is here: fth2025offerings.dreamwidth.org/437282.html
February 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bidding is open for Fandom Trumps Hate 2025!
Let me create a fic just for you. My creator link is here: fth2025offerings.dreamwidth.org/437282.html
Let me create a fic just for you. My creator link is here: fth2025offerings.dreamwidth.org/437282.html
Aw man, remember wangxian_fan? I hope they’re doing good
February 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Aw man, remember wangxian_fan? I hope they’re doing good
I hope all the football players at the Super Bowl were excited to get to share the field briefly with Greatest Living American Athlete Serena Williams
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hope all the football players at the Super Bowl were excited to get to share the field briefly with Greatest Living American Athlete Serena Williams
Every time we see an ad for the TV show “Tracker,” Spouse and I turn to each other.
“He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker,” one of us will say. The other then affirms, “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker.”
I don’t even know if that’s true about the show but it’s true in our hearts
“He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker,” one of us will say. The other then affirms, “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker.”
I don’t even know if that’s true about the show but it’s true in our hearts
January 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Every time we see an ad for the TV show “Tracker,” Spouse and I turn to each other.
“He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker,” one of us will say. The other then affirms, “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker.”
I don’t even know if that’s true about the show but it’s true in our hearts
“He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker,” one of us will say. The other then affirms, “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker.”
I don’t even know if that’s true about the show but it’s true in our hearts
I am once again marveling at how my parent managed to never let us know what an enormous goddamn hassle snow days and summer camps are.
January 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I am once again marveling at how my parent managed to never let us know what an enormous goddamn hassle snow days and summer camps are.
Absolutely wild to be reading Kushiel’s Dart for the first time after having read so many Kushiel’s Dart AUs
It feels like “Oh someone wrote a Kushiel’s Dart AU for their OCs” yeah babe it’s called a book
It feels like “Oh someone wrote a Kushiel’s Dart AU for their OCs” yeah babe it’s called a book
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Absolutely wild to be reading Kushiel’s Dart for the first time after having read so many Kushiel’s Dart AUs
It feels like “Oh someone wrote a Kushiel’s Dart AU for their OCs” yeah babe it’s called a book
It feels like “Oh someone wrote a Kushiel’s Dart AU for their OCs” yeah babe it’s called a book
Still not the space fish
January 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Still not the space fish
Great news everyone I found a new-to-me cover of “Teardrop” that works with my The Heart Killers playlist
Thus moving THK to the highest echelon of my blorbos, those for whom I add a cover of “Teardrop” to the playlist, no higher honor from your local Internet giraffe
Thus moving THK to the highest echelon of my blorbos, those for whom I add a cover of “Teardrop” to the playlist, no higher honor from your local Internet giraffe
January 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Great news everyone I found a new-to-me cover of “Teardrop” that works with my The Heart Killers playlist
Thus moving THK to the highest echelon of my blorbos, those for whom I add a cover of “Teardrop” to the playlist, no higher honor from your local Internet giraffe
Thus moving THK to the highest echelon of my blorbos, those for whom I add a cover of “Teardrop” to the playlist, no higher honor from your local Internet giraffe
We are watching The Fall Guy which Spouse previously watched on a plane
[I Believe in a Thing Called Love starts playing]
Me: I love this song
Spouse: I know, when I was watching this on the plane I was like ‘(Giraffeter) fucking loves this song’
[I Believe in a Thing Called Love starts playing]
Me: I love this song
Spouse: I know, when I was watching this on the plane I was like ‘(Giraffeter) fucking loves this song’
January 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
We are watching The Fall Guy which Spouse previously watched on a plane
[I Believe in a Thing Called Love starts playing]
Me: I love this song
Spouse: I know, when I was watching this on the plane I was like ‘(Giraffeter) fucking loves this song’
[I Believe in a Thing Called Love starts playing]
Me: I love this song
Spouse: I know, when I was watching this on the plane I was like ‘(Giraffeter) fucking loves this song’
Waiting at the vet and the TV is playing this A&E reality show that appears to just be… footage of car accidents
This is so unpleasant
This is so unpleasant
January 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Waiting at the vet and the TV is playing this A&E reality show that appears to just be… footage of car accidents
This is so unpleasant
This is so unpleasant
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Honestly if the Bad Kids were coming to rescue me I’d be just fine
Honestly if the Bad Kids were coming to rescue me I’d be just fine
January 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
Honestly if the Bad Kids were coming to rescue me I’d be just fine
Honestly if the Bad Kids were coming to rescue me I’d be just fine