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Giraffeter
@giraffeter.bsky.social
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30something, she/her, bi-furious. 18+ only. Minors, I'm old enough to be yr mom so jot that down. Also Giraffeter on Twitter/X, Ao3, and Tumblr.
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Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Actually looks more like me than a lot of picrews end up doing!
March 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Bidding is open for Fandom Trumps Hate 2025!

Let me create a fic just for you. My creator link is here: fth2025offerings.dreamwidth.org/437282.html
A picture of a Giraffe. Text reads: “Bid on my fic! Fandoms: Thai BL or The Untamed. 10K+ words, any rating. You receive: a handcrafted fit just for you. Anti-hate orgs receive: your much needed support. Bidding closes March 1!” The Fandom Trumps Hate logo appears in the lower right corner.
February 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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💖💖💖
February 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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January 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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A tweet from the old site:
“I am going to BITE HIM on the FACE” I say out loud to my dog about a man I don’t know who lives on the other side of the world This is especially unfair to my dog who is definitely not allowed to bite anyone on the face
December 31, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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Off pics, non-knees edition:
December 31, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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December 30, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025?
December 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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what are 4 fics (or fewer) that you'd tell people to read if they want to get to know you as a fic author? ignore hits, ignore kudos—simply vibe.

here's mine:
There's a Story No One's Telling By giraffeter Summary: (Pre-canon) It's winter, which means it's time for Sean's annual grief spiral about his dad's murder. On a quest to get well and truly fucked up about it, a chance encounter drastically changes his plans for the evening. Sean has spent years thinking about what he would say to Tawi if he ever ran into the man in person. He just had never figured that when he finally met Tawi — business magnate, petty thug, aspiring politician — it would be in the piss-stinking bathroom of a gay club. Love's a Two-Way Dream By giraffeter Summary: Kim stands up as well and slips an arm around Chay’s waist to steady him. Chay’s body melts under Kim’s touch. Waves ripple and rebound through him, concentric rings spreading from Kim’s fingertips. Chay sags into him, half-expecting to float. “I don’t…” Chay mumbles. “What… hmm…” He can’t think. He’s so warm. “Did you…?” “I gave you a little something,” Kim says. His voice is so smooth. Chay wants to swim in it. “To help you relax.” ~ Post-canon, Chay and Kim are back together, but Kim wants to keep Chay all to himself. Forever. He's got some ideas for how to do it. AKA: "The Kimchay Atticwife Fic" And Many More By giraffeter Summary: “Hmm.” Nie Huaisang taps his chin with one green-lacquered fingernail. Raising an eyebrow, he leans into Jiang Cheng, letting his eyes go heavy-lidded and suggestive. “What is your deepest, darkest, filthiest sexual fantasy?” he asks in a husky voice. “And no cop-outs, I’ll know if you cop out.” ~ During a game of Drunk Jenga at the annual Nie Brothers Halloween party, Jiang Cheng says more than he means to about his biggest sexual fantasy — and finds his friends surprisingly willing to help him realize it. After all, what are friends for? AKA: "The Jiang Cheng Fuckfest Fic." An Elegant Solution giraffeter Summary: When Jiang Yanli joins Jiang Cheng in visiting Wei Wuxian at the Burial Grounds, the two brothers are on the verge of cutting ties forever — until Jiang Yanli has a better idea. Wei Wuxian doesn't need to leave the sect. He needs to get married, and she has the perfect Sect Leader in mind. When Lan Wangji is invited to come along on Wei Wuxian's visit to the Unclean Realm to spend time with his new betrothed, Nie Mingjue, he agrees — even though his heart is breaking. How else is he ever going to see Wei Wuxian again? When Nie Mingjue welcomes Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji into his home, he realizes two things very quickly: 1.) They clearly want each other so badly they can barely stand it, and 2.) Nie Mingjue is Into That. (In which arranged marriage to Nie Mingjue solves just about everyone's problems)
November 22, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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November 2, 2024 at 6:08 PM
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BOYS!
September 16, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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August 2, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Post a picture of you, that’s not actually a picture of you
August 2, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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Post something pink
May 29, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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April 22, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Teaching my child the Old Ways

RIP Kevin Conroy, the One True Batman, accept no substitutes
March 9, 2024 at 4:47 PM
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In conclusion:
February 26, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Literally every other episode of OffGun Fun Night:
February 26, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Spent the last week or so drawing OffGunTay as classic OT3 memes, enjoy:
February 26, 2024 at 4:21 PM