Kelly Joy
@gingercalico.bsky.social
(She/Her) I’m new here👋 also, Fuck Cancer! 🤘
Dear Satan,
Please don’t let me get stuck in Florida this weekend. Thanks.
Hail Satan 🤘
Please don’t let me get stuck in Florida this weekend. Thanks.
Hail Satan 🤘
The Federal Aviation Administration will reduce air traffic at many busy airports to maintain safety during the government shutdown, which has led to staffing shortages of air traffic controllers.
FAA will reduce air traffic by 10% at many airports to maintain safety
The Federal Aviation Administration will reduce air traffic at many busy airports to maintain safety during the government shutdown, which has led to staffing shortages of air traffic controllers.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dear Satan,
Please don’t let me get stuck in Florida this weekend. Thanks.
Hail Satan 🤘
Please don’t let me get stuck in Florida this weekend. Thanks.
Hail Satan 🤘
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Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 94th day out of the last 106.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
November 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 94th day out of the last 106.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
12 days of work in 106 days.
With full pay and benefits.
The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.
It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.
As if there wasn’t enough shit going on, there’s this! This is scary!
October 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
As if there wasn’t enough shit going on, there’s this! This is scary!
@carbonleaf.bsky.social I was wondering about your show on Monday Night in Germantown, WA? 🤭
October 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@carbonleaf.bsky.social I was wondering about your show on Monday Night in Germantown, WA? 🤭
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For independent news in the Seattle area:
- @publicola.bsky.social, reader-supported independent media
- @hannahkrieg.bsky.social’s independent news venture: The Burner
- @thestranger.com for long form, magazine-y features
- @theneedling.com for brutally funny satire headlines
- @publicola.bsky.social, reader-supported independent media
- @hannahkrieg.bsky.social’s independent news venture: The Burner
- @thestranger.com for long form, magazine-y features
- @theneedling.com for brutally funny satire headlines
September 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
For independent news in the Seattle area:
- @publicola.bsky.social, reader-supported independent media
- @hannahkrieg.bsky.social’s independent news venture: The Burner
- @thestranger.com for long form, magazine-y features
- @theneedling.com for brutally funny satire headlines
- @publicola.bsky.social, reader-supported independent media
- @hannahkrieg.bsky.social’s independent news venture: The Burner
- @thestranger.com for long form, magazine-y features
- @theneedling.com for brutally funny satire headlines
I HHHHAAAATTTTEEEE PSL anything!
Flocks of White Women Seen Flying North As Pumpkin Spice Season Begins: tinyurl.com/3th2uc7k
August 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I HHHHAAAATTTTEEEE PSL anything!
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Folks should book me to do their performer portraits more
May 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Folks should book me to do their performer portraits more
I finally (I’ve been away) got my hands on this STUNNING yarn from @lolabeanyarnco.com I can’t, stopping looking at it! I only wish I had more! 😩🤤
May 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I finally (I’ve been away) got my hands on this STUNNING yarn from @lolabeanyarnco.com I can’t, stopping looking at it! I only wish I had more! 😩🤤
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This country is beyond fucked.
kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This country is beyond fucked.
Do any of my fellow Seattleites know a friend who knows a friend? @pearljam.com
So here’s a little story…
Back when I was still on Instagram, @pearljam.com randomly started following me. To this day, I have no idea why. Total fluke? Maybe. Maybe someone on their team is secretly a crafter.
Back when I was still on Instagram, @pearljam.com randomly started following me. To this day, I have no idea why. Total fluke? Maybe. Maybe someone on their team is secretly a crafter.
April 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Do any of my fellow Seattleites know a friend who knows a friend? @pearljam.com
What if you already knit on the bus?! This is great! Happy April Fools 🧶 @kingcountymetro.bsky.social
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Find your onboard fun with new Activity Buses!
Have you ever found yourself wishing for just a bit more time in your day? Well, wish no more—King County Metro is here to grant your commuting dreams with our groundbreaking new service: Activity …
kingcountymetro.blog
April 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What if you already knit on the bus?! This is great! Happy April Fools 🧶 @kingcountymetro.bsky.social
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kingcountymetro.blog/2025/04/01/f...
Especially when there’s a sunbeam
March 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Especially when there’s a sunbeam
I wish! 🇨🇦
March 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I wish! 🇨🇦
Again, listen to God! 🔥
Thou shalt fire Chuck Schumer.
March 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Again, listen to God! 🔥
Great work as always!
I’m ready for a new day and a new paradigm in social media. Tell me if you see this.
March 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Great work as always!
Listen to God for once?
Thou shalt not deport hard working, good people whilst importing vile criminals like the Tate brothers and still claim you have morals.
March 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Listen to God for once?
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Unionized REI employees are determined to have a seat at the table of board directors at the beloved outdoor gear company.
'Green vest’ workers fight for union representation on REI board
Unionized REI employees are determined to have a seat at the table of board directors at the beloved outdoor gear company.
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February 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Unionized REI employees are determined to have a seat at the table of board directors at the beloved outdoor gear company.
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The Bible also says, "When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites... to be seen by others." (Matthew 6:5)
Church & state must remain separate. Real unity comes from upholding our secular Constitution—not performative prayer.
Church & state must remain separate. Real unity comes from upholding our secular Constitution—not performative prayer.
February 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The Bible also says, "When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites... to be seen by others." (Matthew 6:5)
Church & state must remain separate. Real unity comes from upholding our secular Constitution—not performative prayer.
Church & state must remain separate. Real unity comes from upholding our secular Constitution—not performative prayer.
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Here is the link to the comic version of Project 2025
stopproject2025comic.org
stopproject2025comic.org
February 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Here is the link to the comic version of Project 2025
stopproject2025comic.org
stopproject2025comic.org
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Overall, three in ten Americans qualified as Christian nationalism Adherents (10%) or Sympathizers (20%), compared with two-thirds who qualify as Skeptics (37%) or Rejecters (29%).
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Across All 50 States, New Survey Finds Strong Correlation Between Support for Christian Nationalism and Voting for Trump in 2024 Election | PRRI
A majority of Americans who attend religious services weekly or more qualify as Christian nationalism Adherents or Sympathizers WASHINGTON (February 4, 2025)— In the wake of the election of Donald Tru...
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February 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Overall, three in ten Americans qualified as Christian nationalism Adherents (10%) or Sympathizers (20%), compared with two-thirds who qualify as Skeptics (37%) or Rejecters (29%).
www.prri.org/press-releas...
www.prri.org/press-releas...
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Seems like my phone's battery gets depleted faster everyday just from sitting here and i've rarely felt a better metaphor for my own life.
December 11, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Seems like my phone's battery gets depleted faster everyday just from sitting here and i've rarely felt a better metaphor for my own life.