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🖤💜🧡 🩵💫Gilde Cage 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🔞
@gildecage.bsky.social
She/her
UK based fanfic writer.
Here for #OFMD 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ and new friends
Early 40s
Blind and proud 👁
Kinda queer, strongly allied 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Hey crew. Just finished my ADHD assessment and I'm absolutely dripping with it. My fizzy, fizzy brain finally has a name.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I've resumed work on chapter 5 of 'Maybe This Time'. My goal is to have it posted by the end of November. There might be another break over December as I'm performing in a pantomime but I am not abandoning this baby. I ain't no Stede! (escape, in many ways, I really am.)
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I tag them a lot. @kninjaknitter.bsky.social puts so much time & energy into producing an heroic number of exemplary podfics, doing their bit to draw focus to some under appreciated works as well as classics. Really helps people like me who may struggle to read or just love to listen. Good people.
Because we need a little positivity: who are the people in OFMD fandom who you most look up to and want to send a little love?
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hey @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social I'm listening to the excellent podfic by @kninjaknitter.bsky.social & @happydaiz.bsky.social of Starman. It's incredible. Great research, so exciting, & gorgeously emotional. I saw For All MK & this had a lovely flavour of that but with Moon love! Cracking!
October 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Shout out to crew partners, who don't love OFMD but do love us. Had a bad day recently so Mr GC hugged me & said "I'll make dinner. Why don't you write some pirate porn? That always cheers you up." ❤️❤️❤️
Love me, love my pirate porn, right?
October 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Here ya go, crew. As promised, chapter two.
I really enjoyed writing this. I don't know why it turned up in my brain but I'm glad it did.
Enjoy!
archiveofourown.org/works/724412...
October 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Good morning.
💋 kisses 💋 make 💋 them 💋 happy 💋
October 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I've taken a short (promise it'll be short) break from my long-form, modern AU, Maybe This Time, to write this co-captain era (what else from me?) piece of fun, fluffy smut about how good smells can be (it's not an Omegaverse fic. No judgement, just not my jam).
archiveofourown.org/works/724412...
October 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Holy fuck. I've got PMS and halfway through ch3 of the podfic by @kninjaknitter.bsky.social of Fast Car by @smallestchurch.bsky.social
I am walking to work and I am IN PIECES!

Gotta pull my shit together quickly or this will be a very awkward shift
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
On one hand, The Kraken & Blackbeard. On the other, Mer-Stede & The Gentleman Pirate.
October 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Aw, shucks. Thanks buddy.
September 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
He's got such elegant arms 💪😍
warmth ✓ good food ✓ orgasms ✓
September 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Looooove this resource. Love the podfics. Love the authors. Love the narrators. What a time to be alive!
What a great time to listen to some podfics! May I suggest using this link here to peruse some options:

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
September 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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What a great time to listen to some podfics! May I suggest using this link here to peruse some options:

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
September 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Time for bed. I started a new fic last night & wrote 750 words. Today, I've done 8 hours of writing and have written 7k, nearly the whole fic. I've never done that before. I say that but it might end up being nearer 10k. Now entering Smutland. Thanks to all at @ofmdficclub.bsky.social Sprints help.
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
To those reading along with Maybe This Time, I went on holiday for a week & now have a busy patch of work coming up so chapter 5 will be a bit delayed. Rest assured, it's underway & I have every intention of continuing this fic. Thank you for all your kind comments. I hope to have more for you soon.
September 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@smallestchurch.bsky.social I'm working my way through your back catalogue, listening to the podfics by @sd & @kninjaknitter.bsky.social mainly. Mate, you are an EXCEPTIONAL writer. You balance angst, romance, humour & smut so elegantly. You use such original & creative imagery too. Great work!
September 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
🙌🙌
The devastating combination of @mustardwrites.bsky.social 's words thfkhgh @sdryan.bsky.social 's voice is back! Nothing makes my day better. Show these exceptional people some love, y'all!
Chapter 6 of the pod is up, m'dears! No major warnings for this one, just the snarkiest therapist around and the sweetest, most awkward first hug ever.
"Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great."

Free Space by @mustardwrites.bsky.social is now a pod! Ch 1 of 8 available! #ofmd #podfic #fanfic

ed/stede, rated e, 60k+, 9hrs

read: archiveofourown.org/works/61423051
listen: archiveofourown.org/works/65051224
September 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
So excited to get into this.
#OFMDpodfic of @rottensoldier.bsky.social brilliant 1959 historical AU “The Reno Cure” has begun! Stede checks into a divorce ranch on his way to a new life. We plan to post chapters Sunday and Thursday. Read by me, music and sound by @happydaiz.bsky.social #OFMD

on.soundcloud.com/YdglXSmq2s4e...
The Reno Cure by Rotten_Soldier
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44880253
soundcloud.com
September 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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#OFMDpodfic of @rottensoldier.bsky.social brilliant 1959 historical AU “The Reno Cure” has begun! Stede checks into a divorce ranch on his way to a new life. We plan to post chapters Sunday and Thursday. Read by me, music and sound by @happydaiz.bsky.social #OFMD

on.soundcloud.com/YdglXSmq2s4e...
The Reno Cure by Rotten_Soldier
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44880253
soundcloud.com
September 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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This week marks the 50th ANNIVERSARY of Te Wiki o Te Reo Māori (Māori Language Week). On this rātū/tūhei (Tuesday), I think I'll start the holiday with a few clips of another guy who celebrated a 50th Anniversary this year. Enjoy some kōrero from this guy in celebration o te wiki.
September 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Go on, treat yourselves. It is such a fun read.
I'd been thinking about a Taskmaster AU for a while, but this post by @515253545.bsky.social really solidified the idea for me. bsky.app/profile/5152...

I'm incredibly lucky that Mint has agreed to draw some fun stuff to go along with this fic, so keep an eye out for that in future chapters!!
I for one think Izzy Hands as the Taskmaster’s assistant would be peak comedy.

During Stede’s series, people think they might genuinely get one another killed

#ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeathfanart #gentlebeard
September 12, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Well. Gran Canaria's alright, in'it?
September 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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HI WHO WANTS SOME SEASON TWO ART?

#ofmd #ofmdart
August 30, 2023 at 11:53 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM