gfunk
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out with the redneck pig old men
I am not trying to be rude to OP because different people can think of jokes. But I remember this joke from Dharma and Greg. That Thomas Gibson 😹
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I am not trying to be rude to OP because different people can think of jokes. But I remember this joke from Dharma and Greg. That Thomas Gibson 😹
I just like the pattern on this one
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November 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I just like the pattern on this one
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This album is so good. Not sure I can say I like it more than How It Feels to be Something On, but it's at least in the ballpark. I definitely like it more than the other Sunny Day Real Estate albums (all of which I like quite a bit)
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This album is so good. Not sure I can say I like it more than How It Feels to be Something On, but it's at least in the ballpark. I definitely like it more than the other Sunny Day Real Estate albums (all of which I like quite a bit)
I'm sometimes embarrassed to be a lawyer because of all the dipshit lawyers out there making us look bad. But then I think, "At least I'm not a journalist."
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'm sometimes embarrassed to be a lawyer because of all the dipshit lawyers out there making us look bad. But then I think, "At least I'm not a journalist."
Not sure if this is an unpopular opinion or not but Is This It is the best song off the album Is This It
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Not sure if this is an unpopular opinion or not but Is This It is the best song off the album Is This It
Belle and Sebastian songs, ranked:
1. Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
2. Sleep the Clock Around
3. Lazy Line Painter Jane
4. Judy and the Dream of Horses
5. Electronic Renaissance
1. Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
2. Sleep the Clock Around
3. Lazy Line Painter Jane
4. Judy and the Dream of Horses
5. Electronic Renaissance
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Belle and Sebastian songs, ranked:
1. Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
2. Sleep the Clock Around
3. Lazy Line Painter Jane
4. Judy and the Dream of Horses
5. Electronic Renaissance
1. Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
2. Sleep the Clock Around
3. Lazy Line Painter Jane
4. Judy and the Dream of Horses
5. Electronic Renaissance
Finally found out what's going in next to Pizza Patron. Shipley Donuts. Lame
November 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Finally found out what's going in next to Pizza Patron. Shipley Donuts. Lame
Before this week I had basically never listened to anything by The Dismemberment Plan except for Emergency & I, because I don't really like Emergency & I that much. But it turns out that "!" is actually really good.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Before this week I had basically never listened to anything by The Dismemberment Plan except for Emergency & I, because I don't really like Emergency & I that much. But it turns out that "!" is actually really good.
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This is OKC’s 9th game leading by 20+ points this season, per the ESPN broadcast.
This is their 13th game lol.
This is their 13th game lol.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This is OKC’s 9th game leading by 20+ points this season, per the ESPN broadcast.
This is their 13th game lol.
This is their 13th game lol.
From the finals to the play-in to probably missing the playoffs entirely this year. What a complete dipshit Nico Harrison is
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
From the finals to the play-in to probably missing the playoffs entirely this year. What a complete dipshit Nico Harrison is
I was actually sort of hoping my Florida flight got canceled in a couple weeks. I don't particularly want to go to my step-brother-in-law's wedding, if I'm being honest, even though I do like him and his bride.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I was actually sort of hoping my Florida flight got canceled in a couple weeks. I don't particularly want to go to my step-brother-in-law's wedding, if I'm being honest, even though I do like him and his bride.
I went to target last night (I reject all criticism, I have a toddler and it's hard to find activities after dark this time of year) and one of the employees kept making eye contact with me. I thought it was really weird but I guess this was why, maybe.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I went to target last night (I reject all criticism, I have a toddler and it's hard to find activities after dark this time of year) and one of the employees kept making eye contact with me. I thought it was really weird but I guess this was why, maybe.
Mattress Firm calls its headquarters the "BEDQuarters". I want to hate it but I kind of like it.
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Mattress Firm calls its headquarters the "BEDQuarters". I want to hate it but I kind of like it.
I loved this song back when I was eleven or whatever. Also As I Lay Me Down by Sophie B Hawkins
Pretty bold of Melissa Etheridge to demand we come to her window and she wasn’t even home.
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I loved this song back when I was eleven or whatever. Also As I Lay Me Down by Sophie B Hawkins
I got Utopia Parkway on my random albums this week. I know their self-titled album well but haven't listened to Utopia Parkway a ton. It sounds a lot like Oasis.
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I got Utopia Parkway on my random albums this week. I know their self-titled album well but haven't listened to Utopia Parkway a ton. It sounds a lot like Oasis.
This lady Scarlett on 60 Days In is a bad person
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This lady Scarlett on 60 Days In is a bad person
Bulls team of destiny it looks like. I feel like OKC could beat them in the finals though
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Bulls team of destiny it looks like. I feel like OKC could beat them in the finals though
New Camp Trash album is good except for the uncalled for shot at Oklahoma. People from Florida aren't allowed to take shots at Oklahoma, only people from Oklahoma.
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
New Camp Trash album is good except for the uncalled for shot at Oklahoma. People from Florida aren't allowed to take shots at Oklahoma, only people from Oklahoma.
Journalist in bio
Thread: Look I know it's easier cognitively to just have good guys and villains, but a lot of you folks are just not dealing in facts. Andrew Cuomo was a centrist, sure, and he fought a lot with Democrats. But he also pushed some of the most progressive state policies of his era. A partial list. 1/
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Journalist in bio
Blue Alert? Fuck that
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Blue Alert? Fuck that
Maybe Wembo is human after all
November 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Maybe Wembo is human after all
Benjamin Bratt saying all the lyrics of Hook in the car in this episode of Poker Face was so funny
November 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Benjamin Bratt saying all the lyrics of Hook in the car in this episode of Poker Face was so funny
It costs $2.19 to buy a sausage patty at McDonald's but $1.99 to buy a sausage biscuit
November 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It costs $2.19 to buy a sausage patty at McDonald's but $1.99 to buy a sausage biscuit
Wow what a crazy play. Bummer though I'd like to see the end but I want to go to bed more. Go Blue Jays 🐦
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Wow what a crazy play. Bummer though I'd like to see the end but I want to go to bed more. Go Blue Jays 🐦