"Well i dont care for porn so porn bans dont affect me" i dont know how to tell you this but they consider two women holding hands pornography

Guts.
#berserk

They gave Frankenstein tv movie lighting im gonna be sick

Hey god it's me again

It's just me and god up at this hour and we're fucking without using our hands

Being aware of signage and eating haribo starmix like yes I eat soft heart yes I eat the coke bottle yes I eat the fried egg yes I eat the small green bear yes I eat the golden ring

Accidentally had 28 in my bio instead of 27 for a week...that must have been why life was getting real for a second there

Sexy car wash where I press my pecs and atrophied B cups up against the soapy driver's window and hope you like whatever's happening on that side of the glass

If I were a surgeon I would be youtubing things like Lofi ghibli beats to perform surgery in the OR to 10hr no ads rain in background

It honestly bothers me that I'll never know if someone has tried to reach out to me through Craigslist missed connections

SHIVERS - A grey rain falls on Martinaise. The city soaks in it, cold and dripping. Waves hit the concrete breakers. The homeless huddle by the fires behind the fences. There, among the shacks, is your home. Stay. Have a drink. Forever.

I talk about the time loop the same way Wendy Williams talks about the killer

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

In bed rotating my 2lb bag of trail mix to unearth the m&ms from the nuts and raisins like they’re smoothed semi precious gems hiding in a slurry of homogenous grit from a rock tumbler

if I was getting my law degree at Stanford in 2005 I wouldn’t have let my girlfriend die on the ceiling like that