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Spongebob Squirtpants
@gelman.bsky.social
Extremist memeist with modest pubes
They gentrified Kony 2012…
They are aged 19 to 25, with no government experience — and have been asking state employees to justify their jobs
Meet Elon Musk’s ‘baby-faced assassins’ leading Doge takeover
www.thetimes.com
February 6, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Breaking: Jimmy Carter, the 39th president of the US, has died, the Washington Post reported. He was 100
Jimmy Carter, Peanut Farmer Who Reached White House, Dies at 100
Jimmy Carter, the former Georgia peanut farmer who as US president brokered a historic and lasting peace accord between Israel and Egypt in a single term marred by soaring inflation, an oil shortage a...
www.bloomberg.com
December 29, 2024 at 9:23 PM
This is the slop you see on Twitter post-Elon, really cool stuff
December 4, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Tony
November 16, 2024 at 10:30 PM
“God-tier level trolling” and its appointing a pedophile to Attorney General
Sen John Fetterman (D-PA) just now: Trump is engaged in “God-tier level of trolling. To own the libs”
November 14, 2024 at 6:54 AM
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My boyfriend got kicked off the cyber truck waiting list for having sex.
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM
MAGAts defending these trump appointees
November 14, 2024 at 6:46 AM
November 14, 2024 at 6:43 AM
beer twitter -> beer x -> beersky
October 22, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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What us this ad bro
October 22, 2024 at 1:30 AM
crazy frog is just a frog to a sick fuck like me
October 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
When I’m watching a scary movie and it starts getting scary
October 21, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Balatro coming out on mobile and the unemployment rate going up is not a coincidence btw
October 19, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Cisgender
a person is laying on a roof with their feet up .
ALT: a person is laying on a roof with their feet up .
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2024 at 1:57 PM
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it’s legal to call him a pedophile here
October 19, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Have you seen this man?
October 19, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Rofl… Fr
October 19, 2024 at 5:22 AM
September 18, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Just got diagnosed with a rare cranberry skin condition - very rare, very exclusive! My skin's turning cranberry, but don't worry, it's the best cranberry you've ever seen. Doctors say it's tremendous, like my charisma. Prayers and bigly support appreciated!
November 25, 2023 at 9:57 AM
Went to Mickey D's, asked for a "lit yellow bebber" like a boss. Ohio feels hit hard, so I just had to drop the default dance. Fast-food trip turned into a vibe check, thinking about W gyat Latinas – wild times, dude! ✌️🍟
November 25, 2023 at 9:53 AM
this caption goes dummy hard
October 31, 2023 at 1:06 AM