Allen Not Alan
@geechieallen.bsky.social
South Carolina BQ | Educator | Chaos Coordinator | Anîme Hoe
And it’s still fuck you hoes that voted for Jill Stein!
October 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
And it’s still fuck you hoes that voted for Jill Stein!
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
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If someone says they don’t drink or don’t want to drink, don’t ask them twice.
May 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If someone says they don’t drink or don’t want to drink, don’t ask them twice.
Somebody said Kirk’s son Kerrion is the Denise Clark of their family 🤦🏾♂️
May 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Somebody said Kirk’s son Kerrion is the Denise Clark of their family 🤦🏾♂️
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When you don’t know how to turn ya sexy down lmao Toni really?
May 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
When you don’t know how to turn ya sexy down lmao Toni really?
Philly wore me out 😩
April 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Philly wore me out 😩
😭
Brother: my brother’s a dog-whisperer
Brother’s new gf: oh that’s great! My dog chews up the furniture when I’m gone, can you help?
Me, whispering: dog
Brother’s new gf: oh that’s great! My dog chews up the furniture when I’m gone, can you help?
Me, whispering: dog
April 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
😭
1 time & 1 time only!
Trust isn’t handed out, especially after you’ve mishandled it. Just like respect, it has to be earned.
April 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
1 time & 1 time only!
I do feel like car insurance is a scam
April 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I do feel like car insurance is a scam
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If you have a crush on me you can DM me and let me know. I might be with the shits.
And if I ain’t we can act like it never happened back on the Skyline. 😊
And if I ain’t we can act like it never happened back on the Skyline. 😊
April 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If you have a crush on me you can DM me and let me know. I might be with the shits.
And if I ain’t we can act like it never happened back on the Skyline. 😊
And if I ain’t we can act like it never happened back on the Skyline. 😊
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them salt n pepper beards be doing it for me.
April 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
them salt n pepper beards be doing it for me.
I’m a sucker for a 80’s classic movie
April 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m a sucker for a 80’s classic movie
Wheel of Time tv series just abandoned the book series plot
April 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Wheel of Time tv series just abandoned the book series plot
When it’s BYB do you bring what you like or what the people like?
April 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When it’s BYB do you bring what you like or what the people like?
Never!
Target is STILL not getting my black ass coins BTW
April 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Never!
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i'll just never understand how people can see a plantation and be like "this is the perfect wedding venue"
April 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i'll just never understand how people can see a plantation and be like "this is the perfect wedding venue"
Gave my niece my banana pudding recipe & this heffa out here selling it. I’m about to send here a cease & desist letter
a woman with her eyes closed is standing in front of a sign that says dd
ALT: a woman with her eyes closed is standing in front of a sign that says dd
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Gave my niece my banana pudding recipe & this heffa out here selling it. I’m about to send here a cease & desist letter
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Being the Beyoncé of the family can be tiring
a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a bed with an alarm clock on the nightstand that says 4:20
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is standing in front of a bed with an alarm clock on the nightstand that says 4:20
media.tenor.com
April 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Being the Beyoncé of the family can be tiring
Community y’all gotta stop taking & posting pics of people in caskets, Ashe
April 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Community y’all gotta stop taking & posting pics of people in caskets, Ashe
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I hope we get back to COVID lockdown prices
I might need to track airline and hotel prices because the tourism industry is about to go through some things.
April 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I hope we get back to COVID lockdown prices
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My Aunt just asked for my banana pudding recipe 😜 Black card went up!
April 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My Aunt just asked for my banana pudding recipe 😜 Black card went up!
I want it, I need it
April 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I want it, I need it