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Bird app refugee. Friend of Spencer. Go Jags. Go Gators. Rule #1 - Don’t be a dick
Why the hell in the year of our lord 2025 is a “smart” thermostat’s auto mode for temp control not enabled by default and can only be turned on in the advanced menu options!??

Had to manually change them over to heat this morning even though the app let me set separate heat/cool setpoints.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Movers come tomorrow morning to pack up everything in the house. Truck comes Thursday. Still on track to close on sale of house on the 28th. Shit is getting real.
August 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
House listing is live. 20 days until we close on the new house. Feels real now. 😬
July 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Please God, let the Panthers lose.
May 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Bought myself a thing. First watch that wasn’t quartz or Apple.
February 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Which Glitter Bro do you think went on to become an OBGYN? Red Or gold?
January 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Finally got her to put on the “uncomfortable” snow pants and jacket. Of course she had a blast in the snow. Just had to get the 2 hours of screaming and crying out of her system first.
December 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
December 15, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I’d say Keys Thanksgiving was a success.
December 7, 2024 at 3:01 PM
This app is way better than it was a year ago. Good job y’all.
November 14, 2024 at 12:30 AM
One year later and my now 5 year old again threw up the night before Veterans Day and had to stay home. Incredible.
Shout out to my 4 year old having the stomach flu starting at 1 am last night. Wasn’t supposed to have Veterans Day off.
November 13, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Shout out to my 4 year old having the stomach flu starting at 1 am last night. Wasn’t supposed to have Veterans Day off.
November 10, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Haven’t sold anything on FB marketplace in a while. Would be nice if it wasn’t full of scammers. Put a pretty niche bicycle up for sale. Seconds after posting I get 5 messages all from profiles like this.
November 10, 2023 at 10:20 PM
I gotta fly cross country for a wedding. How the hell do I pack a suit without a garment bag and not have it end up a wrinkled mess?
September 29, 2023 at 2:11 AM
@boozymchound.bsky.social you catch the highlights of the Mandarin/Bolles game last night?
September 2, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Saw the Barbie movie, I enjoyed it! Didn’t expect it to be so dark and political and at the same time hilarious. Some of the sequences felt like The Big Lewbowski dream scene.
July 28, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Just an ok Saturday,IMO.
July 22, 2023 at 11:20 PM
Brother-in-law’s pup is pretty cute.
July 7, 2023 at 10:09 PM
Pretty good.
July 4, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Just blessing your feed with viz
July 3, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Trying a new avatar for the new spot. Thank you @boozymchound.bsky.social for the invite.
July 3, 2023 at 5:46 AM