garsh brooks
garshbrooks.bsky.social
garsh brooks
@garshbrooks.bsky.social
Once again had to show up everyone at the work holiday party
December 15, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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I’m only a failure by human standards. if I was a children’s book badger in an apron I’d be like “whoa this house is massive, and I own so many cheeses and jams.”
December 5, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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hell yeah i love viewing 3 women
November 26, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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Ask your doctor if waking up is right for you
June 12, 2023 at 11:31 AM
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It's not enough to be right, you also have to be cool, or else you're just annoying
November 14, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Got stoned, made brownies
October 28, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Love when my cat is laying on me and he flexes his nails directly into my skin and all I wanna do is launch him off of me and straight into the sun but I just have to sit there w tears in my eyes
October 15, 2023 at 3:41 PM
Me in the mirror every morning: you don’t have to be a bitch today
October 11, 2023 at 12:36 PM
Eating an entirely green banana while locking eyes with a coworker to establish dominance
October 9, 2023 at 3:40 PM
Me in the break room, eating snacks: this chocolate chip pumpkin bread really turn my pussy out
October 5, 2023 at 6:57 PM
Whenever someone with the same name as an ex likes one of my posts, my initial thought is “how dare you”
September 1, 2023 at 8:44 PM
Every weekend should be 7 days long. Weeks should be 0 days and not exist at all
September 1, 2023 at 2:36 AM
If clenching your jaw was a job I’d be a bajillionaire
August 11, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Damn how will I ever get to 90 whole followers on here
August 9, 2023 at 5:53 PM