Garret M
garretm.bsky.social
Garret M
@garretm.bsky.social
Finally.
a man in a cape is flying through the air
ALT: a man in a cape is flying through the air
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Imagining a “Hot Yoga Disasters” episode of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social with every call originating from Oxford, Mississippi…
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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hot yoga ladies are on his ass
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Never any doubt. Go Donkeys.
December 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
There’s no unbiased observer who would seriously consider Nebraska’s “brand” to be strong.
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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It is once again time to become exuberant about, or mad beyond all reason at, the Denver Broncos.
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Big 12: love my teammates god is good!

SEC: keep grindin

Big Ten: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife

ACC: you can eat a lot of things that aren’t food
Thank you ACC for always being yourself
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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it's very funny that ESPN is layering in the WWE promos with college football coverage as though the playoff committee is gonna have to decide what to do with Brock Lesnar
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Michigan is 9-3 with a loss to Ohio State and a loss in A Game They Didn't Have To Play. That means we have to pretend they should be in the playoff
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Judging by the first six games of the season, "4x Big East Defensive Player of the Year" Ryan Kalkbrenner didn't get enough accolades.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Fuck all the way off with this one, New York Times.
A reader asked the Ethicist: My neighbor's developmentally disabled son wails every afternoon. Homes in our pricey ZIP code are rarely on the market. If a new family moves in unaware, the noise could make their house unsalable. Should I warn the buyers? nyti.ms/4a6yhIA
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Welp. Good season. See everyone next year!
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Bitch shit
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Hey man fuck that cop
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It’s November. Nothing matters. Go Jays.
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Holy shit that dye-jobbed Cajun Foghorn is gonna hire Gruden
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Loool just woke up to feed the newborn and THIS GAME IS STILL GOING?!?
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Artists should have learned an actual skill.
It’s too bad only farmers are people and not librarians or artists or healthcare workers or researchers.
NYT puts farmer pain on Page One:

@nytimes.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Nude Duck.
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Really over this GEICO crossword commercial with the guy doing a bad David Spade.
October 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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BO NIX LEGACY GAME
October 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“After further review, we’re tired of this shit too. The game is over.”
October 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Oregon is putting up video game offensive numbers and can’t make a kick.

It’s 2011 again.
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM