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Michelle ✨
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Man I Love Fries
Am I allowed to post this here or no
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Can we talk about how my neighbors trees keep falling on my fence line lol

What did I do to piss off Mother Nature like this
November 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM
The virgin is now taking me to Leavenworth
November 18, 2024 at 7:43 AM
He’s been dating someone for 6 weeks. She met his father.

I’m not the one closing the door
November 15, 2024 at 3:40 AM
So my dad just tried to serve me moldy rice

(He’s drunk, as always)
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I didn’t think having a bunch of men in my toy box would be this fun lol
November 11, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Guess who I caught out of the womb 8 years ago

Time for Part Two
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Zombie twitter keeps sending me push notifications even though I turned them off

He’s desperate boys
November 10, 2024 at 10:23 PM
I want a veterans discount
I skeet for the OG’s that had a highlights subscription growing up
November 10, 2024 at 9:00 PM
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toontown corporate clash
November 10, 2024 at 6:55 PM
WE WERE SPEEDING TOGETHER
DOWN A DARK AVENUE
November 10, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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White boys gotta stop making right wing podcasts and wrecking mclarens on streams and get back to their roots. That’s right baby. They gotta start man bands again someone write the next Drops of Jupiter and Hey Soul Sister. We need bands that suck but also write songs we like.
November 10, 2024 at 2:28 AM
The virgin is taking me to the aquarium on Tuesday what do I wear
November 9, 2024 at 6:30 AM
WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER 😭😭😭
Twitter has been home since I was like 12 and here I am at 27 starting over 😭😭😭
November 9, 2024 at 6:13 AM
It’s Thotumn after all
November 9, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Do I deflower a virgin you guys
November 9, 2024 at 6:10 AM
He voted for Trump

How do I stop liking him
November 9, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Someone remind me why I was so against fleece lined tights and leggings
November 9, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I need to smoke help
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
November 8, 2024 at 8:51 PM
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telling people I'm getting really into streaming but it's just sitting and staring at these all day
November 7, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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Anyone remember when one of the biggest crazes during covid was people playing Animal Crossing and going nuts over getting Raymond and putting him in a maid outfit?

I miss that.
November 8, 2024 at 12:17 PM
What’s a cure for insomnia that doesn’t include heavy sleeping meds or death
November 8, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Idk who to follow
November 8, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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November 8, 2024 at 12:42 AM