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That’s how it is on this bitch of an earth.
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The Podcast Against Giygas!
https://giygaspod.buzzsprout.com/2529418
The author of The Supreme Pancake:
https://thesupremepancake.wordpress.com/
and
The Podcast Against Giygas!
https://giygaspod.buzzsprout.com/2529418
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Welcome episode is up for The Podcast Against Giygas, an unofficial fan retelling of my favorite video game of all time!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418
I listened to this over and over again while editing the last episode and now it’ll be in my head all week and hopefully yours too
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WdKA...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WdKA...
Good Friends, Bad Friends
YouTube video by Porky Minch
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February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I listened to this over and over again while editing the last episode and now it’ll be in my head all week and hopefully yours too
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WdKA...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=WdKA...
I wish more Reddit discussions wrapped up like this
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I wish more Reddit discussions wrapped up like this
Here at last! It’s the concluding episode
of The Podcast Against Giygas!!!!!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
of The Podcast Against Giygas!!!!!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
In Which Our Hero's Journey Finally Comes to an End - Earthbound: The Podcast Against Giygas!
It’s over, at long last…Ness’s fearsome foe is defeated, the world is saved, the Chosen Four are okay, we’re all gonna be okay!Now then, boys and girls, just follow the bouncing ball, and a one and a ...
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February 9, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Here at last! It’s the concluding episode
of The Podcast Against Giygas!!!!!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
of The Podcast Against Giygas!!!!!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
I love it when I see someone in the stats is playing the podcast from start to finish
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I love it when I see someone in the stats is playing the podcast from start to finish
As much as I love history podcasts, most of them started on the heels of Mike Duncan’s Rome podcast around 2010-2018 and so always always always say something like “this is a lot like that part in Game of Thrones” which is so goddamn wack
February 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
As much as I love history podcasts, most of them started on the heels of Mike Duncan’s Rome podcast around 2010-2018 and so always always always say something like “this is a lot like that part in Game of Thrones” which is so goddamn wack
Oh dear… is that… could it be? The twenty-second episode of The Podcast Against Giygas?!!!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
In Which Our Hero Faces the Destroyer of Worlds - Earthbound: The Podcast Against Giygas!
This is it! Everything has been leading up to this episode, this grand momentous battle. The Phase Distorter is complete, and now there is only one thing left for the Chosen Four to do: travel mi...
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February 2, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Oh dear… is that… could it be? The twenty-second episode of The Podcast Against Giygas?!!!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
What the…?! Is that… Yes! It’s the twenty-first episode of The Podcast Against Giygas!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
In Which Our Hero Goes Home Again - Earthbound: The Podcast Against Giygas!
We’re at the home stretch! Ness now has awesome psionic power crackling at his fingertips, and the only thing left to do is face down Giygas, the Destroyer of Worlds!With the help of Dr. Andonuts, and...
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January 26, 2026 at 11:33 AM
What the…?! Is that… Yes! It’s the twenty-first episode of The Podcast Against Giygas!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
For everyone else: you’re getting MAJOR snowfall! Two feet and a lot of windchill! Holy cow it’s gonna be a winter storm!!!
New York City: you will be getting some snow
New York City: you will be getting some snow
January 25, 2026 at 3:22 PM
For everyone else: you’re getting MAJOR snowfall! Two feet and a lot of windchill! Holy cow it’s gonna be a winter storm!!!
New York City: you will be getting some snow
New York City: you will be getting some snow
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The Devil: A guy who has never had a friend will yell at you for saying something that's not wrong, and not said in the wrong way, but in a way that the guy thinks is wrong.
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 AM
The Devil: A guy who has never had a friend will yell at you for saying something that's not wrong, and not said in the wrong way, but in a way that the guy thinks is wrong.
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
Me: That sounds very cool. And this all happens on my telephone?
The main reason I like retro games is because it’s the only era where they’ll have an entire ost that’s just 90s chill out techno.
This and R-Type Final too, gimme more game soundtracks that are just “we want to sound as much like Orbital as we possibly can”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzO...
This and R-Type Final too, gimme more game soundtracks that are just “we want to sound as much like Orbital as we possibly can”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzO...
Eye of The Storm (2024 Remastered)
YouTube video by PROJECT ACES - Topic
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January 22, 2026 at 1:39 PM
The main reason I like retro games is because it’s the only era where they’ll have an entire ost that’s just 90s chill out techno.
This and R-Type Final too, gimme more game soundtracks that are just “we want to sound as much like Orbital as we possibly can”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzO...
This and R-Type Final too, gimme more game soundtracks that are just “we want to sound as much like Orbital as we possibly can”
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2XzO...
I was confident I could pack the recording gear for a while until to my horror I realized I accidentally said MR Andonuts
I am so deeply ashamed
I am so deeply ashamed
January 22, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I was confident I could pack the recording gear for a while until to my horror I realized I accidentally said MR Andonuts
I am so deeply ashamed
I am so deeply ashamed
I’m glad I figured out how to put custom thumbnails in the chapters of my episodes. Now everyone gets to see all the artwork that @pd-cgt.bsky.social did for me 🙂 albeit cropped ☹️
January 20, 2026 at 11:59 PM
I’m glad I figured out how to put custom thumbnails in the chapters of my episodes. Now everyone gets to see all the artwork that @pd-cgt.bsky.social did for me 🙂 albeit cropped ☹️
Can it be… Yes! It’s Episode 20 of The Podcast Against Giygas!
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In Which Our Hero Gets the Power - Earthbound: The Podcast Against Giygas!
Ness learned some mind-blowing truths about important people from his past and what he’s up against in his future. Now it’s time to get out of Magicant!…which is easier said than done. He has to cross...
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January 19, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Can it be… Yes! It’s Episode 20 of The Podcast Against Giygas!
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giygaspod.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
This is my star rating distribution over the years. Not often, but sometimes games are great, and also not often, but sometimes games are horrendous, but over all most of them are pretty good.
This is the only distribution I can see on someone else and trust them, to be honest.
This is the only distribution I can see on someone else and trust them, to be honest.
January 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
This is my star rating distribution over the years. Not often, but sometimes games are great, and also not often, but sometimes games are horrendous, but over all most of them are pretty good.
This is the only distribution I can see on someone else and trust them, to be honest.
This is the only distribution I can see on someone else and trust them, to be honest.
I finished recording the raw audio of the entire Podcast Against Giygas today! I’m so excited to get it all out and it’s still wild that strangers are actually seeing my writing and enjoying it
January 18, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I finished recording the raw audio of the entire Podcast Against Giygas today! I’m so excited to get it all out and it’s still wild that strangers are actually seeing my writing and enjoying it
My ass slipping through the open window of the entire front wall of a house collapsing on me
Man Gets Into Mess Usually Reserved For Stars Of Silent Film Era https://theonion.com/man-gets-into-mess-usually-reserved-for-stars-of-silent-1819570481/
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
My ass slipping through the open window of the entire front wall of a house collapsing on me
I’m replaying Mother on my phone during my commute, in an ongoing thread I’m calling “Momma From the Train:”
January 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I’m replaying Mother on my phone during my commute, in an ongoing thread I’m calling “Momma From the Train:”
Episode 19 of The Podcast Against Giygas is up! You better hold onto your dang hat this time, you’re not gonna BELIEVE what happens in this one!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
In Which Our Hero Goes Into His Own Mind - Earthbound: The Podcast Against Giygas!
Ness wakes to find himself in a strange cartoon world, called Magicant. Existing solely within his own mind, created with the power of the Sanctuaries, unlocked with the Soundstone, and full of wacky ...
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January 12, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Episode 19 of The Podcast Against Giygas is up! You better hold onto your dang hat this time, you’re not gonna BELIEVE what happens in this one!
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
www.buzzsprout.com/2529418/epis...
🎶 I got the style but not the grace/ I got the clothes but not the face/ I got the bread, but not the butter/ I got the winda, but not the shutter
🎶but I’m…
🎶but I’m…
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
🎶 I got the style but not the grace/ I got the clothes but not the face/ I got the bread, but not the butter/ I got the winda, but not the shutter
🎶but I’m…
🎶but I’m…
Man, are Sonic fans WEIRD or what?! Have you SEEN the fan art they make?! At least NINTENDO fans are norma…
oh. Oh…
oh. Oh…
January 6, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Man, are Sonic fans WEIRD or what?! Have you SEEN the fan art they make?! At least NINTENDO fans are norma…
oh. Oh…
oh. Oh…
In my capacity as “someone old enough to do this.” Then and now, left to right.
(Lemme know if metal slug x doesn’t work for the criteria and I’ll change it to silent hill)
(Lemme know if metal slug x doesn’t work for the criteria and I’ll change it to silent hill)
January 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
In my capacity as “someone old enough to do this.” Then and now, left to right.
(Lemme know if metal slug x doesn’t work for the criteria and I’ll change it to silent hill)
(Lemme know if metal slug x doesn’t work for the criteria and I’ll change it to silent hill)
“Do you mean the actual concept, or the video game” REALLY could have gone equally one way or the other here.
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“Do you mean the actual concept, or the video game” REALLY could have gone equally one way or the other here.
