Hot Garbish
@garbish.bsky.social
🏳️🌈31. STL. Software engineer, back pain haver, tummy ache survivor, sloth enjoyer.
AI is going to kill the hobbyist PC market because we can’t get any fucking parts
December 4, 2025 at 4:49 AM
AI is going to kill the hobbyist PC market because we can’t get any fucking parts
Immediately unfollowing accounts that post those stupid fucking Sora AI videos.
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Immediately unfollowing accounts that post those stupid fucking Sora AI videos.
She uh… she… she um… she club my Mickey while I mouse her house?
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
She uh… she… she um… she club my Mickey while I mouse her house?
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Apparently if your resume is good enough you can just vibe your way into a job offer.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Apparently if your resume is good enough you can just vibe your way into a job offer.
The movers broke my desk but my new apartment is so cute
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The movers broke my desk but my new apartment is so cute
Got movers scheduled for Wednesday :) can’t wait to close this chapter of my life and feel like I’m able to live for myself again.
October 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Got movers scheduled for Wednesday :) can’t wait to close this chapter of my life and feel like I’m able to live for myself again.
She French on my toast til I… 😏
October 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
She French on my toast til I… 😏
Bullying Computers Is My Passion
October 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Bullying Computers Is My Passion
Weapons is such a good movie
October 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Weapons is such a good movie
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When the Yankees get eliminated
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When the Yankees get eliminated
Getting older apparently means not only back pain but newly developed caffeine intolerance.
October 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Getting older apparently means not only back pain but newly developed caffeine intolerance.
Blood test says my iron is low. Guess I gotta start eating metal
a cartoon character with yellow eyes is looking up
Alt: a cartoon character with yellow eyes is chewing on a metal shelving unit, I think. I’m not familiar with the cartoon and I think it’s a shelving unit.
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Blood test says my iron is low. Guess I gotta start eating metal
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“Here’s how a flip fuck opened my eyes to productivity, a 🧵”
September 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“Here’s how a flip fuck opened my eyes to productivity, a 🧵”
So I guess I’m canceling Disney+ and Hulu because I really don’t know what else I can do at this point.
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
So I guess I’m canceling Disney+ and Hulu because I really don’t know what else I can do at this point.
Me, patiently waiting while the backend devs take the entire meeting time to solidify their stories for the sprint and only giving me 1 minute to confirm for the frontend.
kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
Alt: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers, patiently waiting and kicking his fit
media.tenor.com
September 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Me, patiently waiting while the backend devs take the entire meeting time to solidify their stories for the sprint and only giving me 1 minute to confirm for the frontend.
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Nothing else to add but:
September 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Nothing else to add but:
My dentist basically gave me an A in teeth today 😊
September 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My dentist basically gave me an A in teeth today 😊
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One last clip to close this World Porcupine Day thread. This is Rico (of Cincinnati Zoo) chomping on a corn on the cob...
July 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Missing: Spine. If found please contact Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski.
July 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Missing: Spine. If found please contact Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski.
iOS 26 is REALLY scratching my Frutiger Aero itch
June 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
iOS 26 is REALLY scratching my Frutiger Aero itch
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Looks nothing like her
Matthew Lillard has been cast in Mike Flanagan’s ‘CARRIE’ series.
(Source: Deadline)
(Source: Deadline)
May 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Looks nothing like her
If I could go back in time I’d have stuck with Blackberry phones until the wheels fell off, this future sucks
April 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If I could go back in time I’d have stuck with Blackberry phones until the wheels fell off, this future sucks
I miss my BlackBerry Curve 8330…. Peak phone usability and I didn’t know how good I had it.
March 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I miss my BlackBerry Curve 8330…. Peak phone usability and I didn’t know how good I had it.