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Garbage Person
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{ele/dele}Oh, hi.Thanks for checking in, i'm still a piece of garbage🗑Bi/Ace of Diamonds♦️ Amo RPG🎲 Doença de Chron. ex-ostomizado
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toscanoigor.bsky.social
Screen cap from Twitter @Sir___Ian “Upstaged by cuttlefish yet again” and a picture of a news headline that reads “Cuttlefish have ability to exert self-control, study finds”, with a picture of cuttlefishes.
October 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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davis.social
10/10 take. No notes.
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
garbageperson.bsky.social
Edging tramitativo
arthurtaytsohn.gamelodge.com.br Arthur Tayt-Sohn @arthurtaytsohn.gamelodge.com.br · 2d
As pessoas desaprenderam a saborear as coisas boas da vida. Muita afobação.
bruxa.bsky.social 🍺 Bruxa Canterbury Caterham Witchfield @bruxa.bsky.social · 2d
Bom dia.
Esta mensagem vai para todos os afobados revoltados do bloco “por mim o Bolsonaro ia preso direto do Planalto pra Papuda!”
Pois nós celebramos:
- a investigação
- as inúmeras buscas e apreensões contra ele e a quadrilha
- os dados do celular do Mauro Cid
- as tornozeleiras
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November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
i think about this all the time
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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assimdisseojoao.bsky.social
Se tivesse como fazer isso sem cirurgia, faria sem pensar duas vezes
November 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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silvoca.gay
É esse cara
Homem de terno e gravata sendo entrevistado num telejornal. O texto na tela diz "Márcio Daniel, diretor entendido do assunto".
November 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
garbageperson.bsky.social
An RPG about an organization that perform impossible heists in order to subtract and repatriate artifacts from european museums to their respective countries of origin.
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
garbageperson.bsky.social
Bicho. Paguei uma bagatela por esses livros.
Set of books by octavia butler in portuguese. Bloodchild and other stories, kindred, earthseed, dawn, adulthood rites, imago, wild seed, mind of my mind and clays arc
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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fimose.scares.men
pronto!
mesma matéria da uol, com correções em vermelho. título: "Mortos (por quem?) em chacina no Rio são do sexo masculino, de 14 a 55 anos". abaixo, o texto "Dos 115 identificados pela polícia, 50,5% não possuíam registro criminal".
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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economeager.bsky.social
frank herbert what did you know
olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 6d
this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
notalawyer.bsky.social Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 6d
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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claudistics.bsky.social
this is the one you want!
Correct name!
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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deer.energy
The comic in question. I'm sorry, I don't have the energy to write proper alt text.
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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hqsemroteiro.bsky.social
"Absurdo comemorarem a morte desse nazista que celebrava a liberdade irrestrita de expressão! Acho que todos que comemoraram a morte desse nazista que celebrava a liberdade irrestrita de expressão deveriam morrer!"
cleefouti.bsky.social Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 6d
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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hqsemroteiro.bsky.social
Requisitos pra vaga:
- Queremos o cu.
- Queremos raspado.
cafecinho.bsky.social ☕️ @cafecinho.bsky.social · 7d
você perderia essa incrível oportunidade?
print de um story que alguém mostrou a descrição de vaga da empresa da Isa scherer: ***Por favor, leia com atenção para entender se você atende aos requisitos. Antes de se candidatar, certifique-se de que a localização, dias, horários, salário e o interesse pela vaga são compatíveis com suas expectativas.*** Estamos contratando um Auxiliar de Cozinha comprometido, atento e ágil para se juntar à nossa equipe. Veja abaixo os detalhes Responsabilidades: Preparar e organizar ingredientes conforme orientações. , Realizar receitas conforme solicitado. Manter a limpeza e organização da cozinha. Controlar e repor estoques. Lavar e organizar utensílios e equipamentos. Seguir normas de higiene e segurança alimentar. Executar outras tarefas relacionadas à cozinha. Requisitos: 2, Experiência prévia na área é um diferencial. •• Atenção aos detalhes e agilidade. ) Conhecimento básico de preparo e manipulação de alimentos. Trabalho em equipe e seguir instruções. Disponibilidade para horários flexíveis, incluindo finais de semana e feriados. • Comprometimento com a limpeza e organização.
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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hqsemroteiro.bsky.social
Dada a fragilidade da segurança, acredito que o Louvre não seja um local seguro suficiente pra manter tantos objetos de arte de outros países, por isso eles deveriam ser repatriados imediatamente.
linpjs.bsky.social Aline Passos @linpjs.bsky.social · 7d
eu trampando no louvre
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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silvoca.gay
Pré treino:

- Ritalina
- Punheta
dududaro.bsky.social Paladino Raposa Doida @dududaro.bsky.social · 7d
Pré treino:

- Café
- Banana
- Dois biscoitos da sorte
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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rifuhata.bsky.social
Today is my 26th B'day ( ´ ꒳ ` ) Thank you for being here with me
Repost is the best gift for an artist
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
sexhaver what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like "oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post- necromancy, it's some pretty heavy stuff' chorusofravenousangels "what do you mean you've never learned FIREBALL, it's a CLASSIC" "idk I'm not really into evocations." "how can you not be into ANY evocations? "well, it's kind of dad magic, isn't it?"
October 25, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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jmtrevisan.bsky.social
"OPINIÃO: Sera que todos os favoraveis ao açoite são racistas?"
coimbraricardo.bsky.social Ricardo Coimbra @coimbraricardo.bsky.social · 9d
Pesquisa DataFolha, 1888:

"87% dos brasileiros considera aceitável açoite de negros em pelourinhos"
November 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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megueyb.bsky.social
THIS Monday!! T minus 2!!! Whaaaa!
November 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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animperfectpatsy.bsky.social
PSA for all trans girls, and I do mean all
Screencap of Tumblr post. Text reads: "trans girls will be like “yeah i mean my voice isnt that good” and then make noises that activate the prey drive humans haven’t had for thousands of years see also: trans girls being like “oh you know i dont really like my face but it’s ok it’s whatever” and then you hop on a video call and you’re staring at aphrodite How do I reblog this so my trans girl friends can feel validated and see what I think of them while also being the exception? simple. acknowledge that you aren’t actually the exception and the fact that your body and face and voice might not look exactly how you want right now doesn’t mean they’re not beautiful and they’ll only get better from here"
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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angus.bsky.social
"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.

Don't say the second when you mean the first.
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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sharonk.bsky.social
why would he come for online trads like this
In recent years, many young people have approached the faith through social media, successful programs and popular online Christian witnesses. The danger is that a faith discovered online is limited to individual experiences, which may be intellectually and emotionally reassuring, but never “embodied.” Such experiences remain “disembodied,” detached from the “ecclesial body.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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amyhoy.bsky.social
the pope says catholic converts are too online
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 10d
why would he come for online trads like this
In recent years, many young people have approached the faith through social media, successful programs and popular online Christian witnesses. The danger is that a faith discovered online is limited to individual experiences, which may be intellectually and emotionally reassuring, but never “embodied.” Such experiences remain “disembodied,” detached from the “ecclesial body.”
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM