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Just summoned the great Respectable beast Ragelimon to my chambers and turns out he's 5'8 plus he left a slime trail and foul stench that rendered my soul helpless and barren. This fucking sucks never doing ths shit again
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November 9, 2025 at 8:05 PM
ratio’d btw 🤣🤣🤣
September 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Check out my #sketch #comedy video "Skyrim in Real Life #2" Like and Subscribe
September 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Speaking as a British person, we as a people are past these childish and ignorant stereotypes and I think it’s quite offensive to the plethora of British men, womxn, and chxldren that THIS is what we are associated with 🙄
Like This post if you still like #biscuits and tea 🍶🍗
August 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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My statement
July 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
NAHHHHH THIS BITCH GOT FIRED FROM HER POLYCULE AND CANT EVEN PAY HER MCRENT 😭😭😭
Just got an email from the McLease department and I'm not eligible to become a McTenant because I make below minimum wage.

Please Venmo GurnamThind13
Sooo I just found out I was let go from my polycule because I unfollowed my primary partner on LinkedIn and they're making me sign the lease termination over Bluesky DMs. I'm getting kicked out and moving into a flat above the McDonald's which is my new landlord.

This freaking sucks man
July 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
imagine coming back FIVE months after you last skeeted on here to post some schizo rubbish. sad!
April 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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@chuckwendig.bsky.social Hi Chuck! I was blocked by you on the hell app Twitter years ago because I said some pretty nasty stuff back then. I have actually read some of your novels since then and was moved by the care and badassery you put into your stories 😎 (and strong female characters) Godspeed!
September 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
there is a high likelihood that i will be dead this time next year
August 26, 2023 at 3:02 PM
i need either a romantic partner or hard drugs
August 25, 2023 at 1:34 PM
i think i need to solve more of my problems with violence and physical force
August 24, 2023 at 11:23 AM
God gave me a gun and told me to go nuts
August 24, 2023 at 10:04 AM
they should let me kill people
August 23, 2023 at 1:13 PM
if i am not kissed gently on the forehead by the end of this week i am going to pull off all my toenails and crawl around on bloody stumps for the rest of the year
August 20, 2023 at 6:47 PM
i love not following the instructions on how to properly defrost shrimp and eating it anyway
August 20, 2023 at 6:21 PM
psychiatrist's wife: honey i hate to say this but you've been gaining a lot of weight lately. honestly you're really letting yourself go

psychiatrist: (just going absolutely ham on a family pack of doritos) um. its actually a uhhh mental health thing. i have fuckin uhhhh binge... eating disorder
August 17, 2023 at 11:24 AM
i think i should fall off the wagon. need some kind of adversity in my life
August 13, 2023 at 8:48 AM
people generally want me to die
August 6, 2023 at 3:48 PM
(nothing is worse than it was before, nothing is even happening, everything is exactly the same as it was yesterday) i should kill myself
August 6, 2023 at 9:51 AM
i love breaking the law and i do it at least once or twice a week 😈
August 4, 2023 at 12:14 PM
forgot this place still existed. hello :)
August 3, 2023 at 12:20 PM
everyone on this earth has no soul or consciousness and are psychopaths i have zero regard for. unless they're nice to me
July 22, 2023 at 3:50 PM
i love girls and weed. just call me womenlover420
July 21, 2023 at 1:07 PM
dont care for barbie or Oppenheimer. baby shit. only film im looking forward to is the gran turismo film. its going to fucking suck and not be enjoyable at all bcs it's about some loser playing a video game and then having a rocky training montage the rest of the film. i am going to see it day one
July 21, 2023 at 12:24 AM
no actually you see its good im being punished by the universe it's a funny prank that god is playing on me so I know how fucking annoying he finds me
July 20, 2023 at 10:02 AM