nahhhh we all have that one friend who drew the blasted tower card 🫵😂

can we get one for @juche.bsky.social as well

trying to get chuck wendig to interact with me on here. i want to apologise for my past actions

hello :)

writing in your file titled “things it would be funny to see petey die to”

i can’t if you’re boss. can you like. step down or something

i think that’s illegal

oh great say i have one job and then pile on the rest of the duties on top. great management. taking this to hr

what’s the second space

reporting for duty ma’am

I’m just surprised he jumped straight to the homeless theory rather than thinking it over a second and realising I was just a dumb sleep deprived idiot who had been up dancing all night. Appreciated the concern though he seemed relieved that I just had a long night

Once in 2019 I fell asleep on the underground at 5am coming home from a club. Got woke up halfway across the city by a security guard who seemed genuinely concerned about me for some reason. I think he thought I was homeless but since I was so young he felt the need to virtue signal at me

what about it

watch yourself.

you should reevaluate